The Stanley Parable- Achievement Guide

This guide will explain how to get each achievement in 'The Stanley Parible' in the easiest way possible. The guide will tell you how to do this on both Windows and Mac.

Achievement 1: Beat The Game

This achievement is quite easy to get, all you simpily need to do, is follow the narators instructions.

Achievement 2: Welcome Back!

This achievement is also very easy to get all you need to do is play the game once, exit the game, then re-open it.

Achievement 3: You can't jump

This achievement is once again very easy to get. All you need to do is repeatedly attempt to jump (press the space bar) untill you get the achievement. If this doesn't work all you need to do is check your key bindings. Make sure that the 'Jump' action is set to the space bar.

Achievement 4: Achievement

For this achievement you will need to go into The Stanley Parable's game options, then go into 'Extras'. Once you are here all you need to do is turn the 'Achievements' option on.

Achievement 5: Go outside

This achievement seems that it would take years to get, but it could be done in a couple of minutes. Some people would legit not play The Stanley Parable for five years in order to earn this achievement. But you could cheat and go into your computers properties (make sure The Stanley Parible is closed) and set your computer's time forward 5 years. After that you need to play The Stanley Parable and you will get the achievement (remember to change the time back!).

Achievement 6: Commitment

I have tryed in many ways to try and get this achivement quicker, but it seems there is only one way to achieve it. The only (and most obvious) way to get this achivement, is to play (or at least let the game run) for the whole duriation of a Tuesday (e.g. start the game at 11:30pm on a Monday, and stop it at 1:30am on the next Wednesday.

Achievement 7: Click on door 430 five times.

This achievement will take longer than you think, you will need to:
1. Click on door 430 five times.
2. Preform the rest of the narrators commands.

Achievement 8: 8888888888888888

This achievement may seem confusing, but it is easy. All you will need to do is find the 'secret' keypad behind your boss's desk, then continuously press 8 on it untill you hear a voice which will say "eight".

Achievement 9: Speed run

This achievement is harder and longer than it seems. Some people would continuously try to rush though the game to get the achivement. This will eventually work, but there is a shorter way to earn the achievement, just follow these steps:
1. Know how to complete The Stanley Parable.
2. Make your way to the bosses office. Enter the password into the keypad and go in to the 'secret' room. After this go down the elevator, then restart the game. From now on when you enter the bosses office you should be able to enter the 'secret' room immediately (the room should look like the picture below when you enter it).











3. Continuously restart the game untill you spawn in an office which leads straight to the two doors (when you spawn the room should look like the picture below).











4. Race to the end of the game as quickly as you can. If you fail, repeat the previous steps.

Achievement 10: Unachieveable

This achievment may seem imposible, but its not. It will take a while to earn this achievement, so follow the upcoming steps:
1. Make sure The Stanley Parible is closed, then go to the folder: D:\Steam\SteamApps\common\The Stanley Parable\thestanleyparable\cfg\
This will not work for Mac. Mac users will need to go into finder (or just click the desktop) go into 'go' on the toolbar. Select 'Go to folder' and type in: ~/Library. From there click on the folder which says 'Application Support' and follow the previouly stated directons (Steam\SteamApps\common\The Stanley Parable\thestanleyparable\cfg\config.cfg).

2. Open the folder config.cfg (with any text editor) and type in the following text on a new line:
bind “x” “~;_u”

3. If you already havn't done so, close the text file. Then right click the file and enter the files properties (for Mac the properties option will be known as 'Get info'). Then make sure the file is set to 'Read Only'.

4. Enter The Stanley Parable and click x on the keyboard (you may need to wait a few seconds) and you should get the achievement.

Video

This is the video that i created that covers all of the content in this guide.

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[SkidMark]

The last time I played this game was the 24th of April 2020, I installed it yesterday and played it for the first time in 5 years and the achievement didn’t drop ffs.
Very disappointed 😢
Now I’ll have to adjust my cock to pull this off

[mizannie]

i waited ten just to be sure. i mean not on purpose but still. ;-)

[GenericGamer]

I can assure you they aren't patching that, you just did it wrong

[Sly Element]

The unachieveable doesn't work anymore....

[Zima_Nightshade_404]

when you say you need to play the game for the Go outside achievement, do you mean the full game?

[MarcosFelipe94]

I got the speedrun achievement and it was very easy for me.

I just repeated the boss office sequence like maybe five times and at the ending i was pressing the button "Off" every time and i noticed each sequence i was getting faster at the ending, so i unlocked the achievement without any problems.
Not sure if it was luck or not. https://imgur.com/a/HzbHSRX

[Dogma]

You can cheese the speedrun achievement. Play the default route until you are at the final choice. Quicksave. Restart the game. Start a new run, load the last save by pressing the quickload button (F7) and make the final choice. Done.

[gammaton]

you CAN jump the fences to get the speedrun achievement, you don't have to wait to get the right hallway. I just got the achievement using the fence shortcut. Just press the button and then go over the desk as soon as you can for both fences

[bl4zelight4]

Speedrun is luck-based. Its just that one hallway that affects the entirety of the speedrun, which one mistake makes it worse. Good job to the people that has the achievement. To be honest, you can't jump over the fences in the mind control facility which makes it hard. From there that makes its harder than the ultra deluxe version. I know its the same but you can jump over the fences in that game and not this game.

[iudex]

I went one step beyond for the "Go Outside" achievement, I had last played the game in February 2014, I only remembered about it in March 2024, that is, a little over ten years without playing.