Random ♥♥♥♥ About The Stanley Parable

This guide will teach you a buncha inconsequential ♥♥♥♥ about The Stanley Parable.

DID YOU GET THE MEMO?

This guide was re-written due to the sheer cringe of my spelling from about 5 months ago, so enjoy the re-written version.

Normal Endings

Freedom Ending:
Obey the narrator on every instruction he gives you, and you'll be set free. Lame.

Coward Ending:
Close the door to your office and listen to the slow delve into insanity.

Insanity Ending:
Once you get to the staircase go down instead of up then enter the door with the red light above it, and just, do whatever.

The Confusion Ending:
Go through the right door and go through the maintenance section and go down the elevator and the narrator will tell you to go left, right, then you will end up in the monitor room and the narrator will restart the game and the first choice of left and right will turn into multiple doors and confusing hallways, the rest is for you to experience in order to not spoil the entire ending.

The "Hero" Ending:
Disobey the narrator until you get to the storage zone, and jump from the platform to your death.

The Cold Feet "Ending":
Once you get to the storage zone go on the platform and quickly step off.

The Wife Ending:
Go to the storage zone and go on the lift and pick up the phone.

The Real Person Ending:
When you get to the phone, unplug the phone, do the rest.

The Zending:
Jump off the cargo lift once you reach a metal platform, then the narrator will shortly give you a choice. A red and blue door, walk through the red door, do the rest.

The Games Ending:
Disobey all the narrator's instructions, and when you get to the blue and red door keep taking the blue door until the narrator lets you, do the rest.

The Museum Ending:
When you get to the mind control facility go down the hallway that says escape and do the rest.

The Explosion Ending:
When you get to the last choice before the freedom ending press the "On" button. Do the rest.

The Window Ending:
Go onto a desk next to the window, climb on the desk, then crouch then jump out the window.
then there's a very long gag, blah, blah.

Please note that these are not all endings, just the endings I'm aware of.

Secrets

Heaven:
There are computers that say "Awaiting Input" click on the screen, then restart find another. And do this until the purple bar is full. then you will be teleported to a spinning white glowy room with 1000 f**king buttons.

Walking Man:
This secret is very rare and will probably only appear once for you after multiple tries. When you go to
one of the windows you have a say 2% chance of seeing a man walking down the hall.

Employee Of The Year:
Click on the leaf painting in the left hallway, then it will turn into a picture of... I'm guessing a employee who worked on the game that thought he was just not getting enough credit.

FACEPUNCH!
Type "facepunch" while in the game and all textures in the game will turn into the Facepunch studios logo.

Console Crap

I'm A Bird:
Type "imabird" in the console and you will start to float. (Note that this floating is just a camera affect, you are not actually floating in the 3rd dimension)

Server Cheats:
Type "sv_cheats 1" in the console and you will be teleported to a room and be told not to cheat with a devastating punishment of 1 0 0 B I L L I O N T R I L L I O N Y E A R S I N T H E S E R I O U S R O O M

Bark:
Type "bark" in the console then when you click you hear a bark instead of keyboard keys.

RAPHAEL:
Type "raphael" in the console and every line the narrator says is "STANLEY". Why? find out here:

Fun Stuffs

Fun Fact #1
Originally TSP was a 2011 HL2 mod written and created by Davey Wreden.

Fun Fact #2
Most fun facts aren't fun.

Fun Fact #2+1
Get it?