I hate the Jockey

This is a guide made to explain why the jockey is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and the worst addition to the Left 4 Dead series.

Who is the Jockey?

He's a piece of ♥♥♥♥.

How does one counter "The Joker"?

You can't. Valve, the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ they are, gave this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent a special the ability to leap on you whenever he wants to, avoiding shoves the majority of the time, the ability to take whole clips of ammo, and the ability to move you around so you look like a dumbass running into a witch, edge, tank spawn, or crescendo event.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laughs the entire time as he rides you bare back. I hate this stupid ass jockey.

Ending Remarks

I hate the jockey.

[Spudinky]

he has too much health

[boof]

i agree big time

[John Baseball]

looks like someone had a bad day

[one]

xd

[Mr. Svenson]

I'm with you 100%

[今汐]

XD

[тимоха сабиров]

xDDDDDDDD

[John_faqih]

Was that. playermodel?? Jockey???

[PeladitoHot]

xd

[denisboss0899]

Agreed, I hate the Jockey, It's difficult to master it, takes lots of bullets.