How to Jump Someone

This is a guide on how to roll someone. It's the first of my guides on how to break the law in Canada. This guide is also written by someone who lives in the suburbs and has never been to the hood. Enjoy.

Step 1: Introduction

So, you've woken up this morning and decided you want to break the law. To do that, you've decided to jump someone. Good for you.

Step 2: Find a Weapon

First, you probably need some sort of weapon. Basically anything short of a stuffed animal will work.
Nice job, now you're ready to jump someone.

Step 3: Find Someone to Jump

Now you need to find some rando to rough up.

Look, there's one. Let's blitzkrieg this punk!

Step 4: Jump the Person

Now you got to jump the guy. Now hit him a couple times with the bat like so:

Step 5: Grab his Stuff

Nice Job, you have successfully jumped someone. You have committed: Assault With a Weapon, Aggravated Assault, Assault Causing Bodily Harm, and Theft. Great Job! Now take Slendy's wallet and book it!

Step 6: The End

Whoops, someone called the 5-O. You're going to con college now!



Good try though! I will have a new guide for you when you get out.

Notes

One last thing. If you go out and assault a dude IRL, don't blame me for it. Not my fault.



Tune in next time for my next guide on how to commit various transgressions against Canadian society. (Will probably work for Americans too)

[TriggeredCanadian]

@BOGSMOKE Haha thanks! I'm so glad people are still enjoying my guides

[DeadDave]

Still the best guide ive ever seen even after 4ish years! It realy helps whenever I jump my friends!

[TriggeredCanadian]

@BOG Thanks so much. I haven't been feeling well enough to make new guides, but I'm so glad you still like it!

[DeadDave]

3 years since I have had this guide Favorited. wonderful

[TriggeredCanadian]

@Anothuor I don't think so, but it's been a while since I made this guide, so I don't remember. I hope you enjoyed it. :)

[Anothuor]

100 - 105 you eat the gibs?

[TriggeredCanadian]

@MfeChu If I feel up to it, maybe.

[Felix The Wizard | MfeChu]

10/10 worked for me, next can you make a guide on how to lose your virginity?

[medium_rifle]

can you make one teaching me how to achieve vertical movement based on the Y axis

[TriggeredCanadian]

@Billy I think a guy named Hitler made a guide like that. If you need to find it, just look through some history books.