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"Is Michael "Vsauce" Stevens a "soyboy"? To answer this question, we must first ask the question, what "defines" a "soyboy"? Well, in popular internet culture, springing up at around late 2017, a "soyboy" is an effeminate man, often seen with a patchy or non-masculine beard, performing what is known as a "numale smile", or as others call it, a "soylent grin", an act of opening ones mouth to seem, well, "funny", "quirky", or well, "nonthreatening"... it is believed that that this behavior is used for several reasons, one being to hide, well, a "non masculine" face. But what is a "non masculine" face? Well, scientists have found corrolation between testosterone, genetics, diet, and other environmental causes and masculien traits in a face. Masculine traits such as a defined jawline, high cheekbones, straight, so called "hunter's eyes", and other testosterone induced features that affected the face during childhood, teenage years, and even slightly during adulthood. But what is "testosterone"? Well, testosterone is a hormone that functions as the primary male sex hormone, and as a form of "steroid" for the male body, and the female body. Testosterone in men is greatly increased compared to testosterone in women, who have more, well, estrogen. But what is estrogen? Well, estrogen is the female hormonal equivalent of testosterone. Now, both men and women have, as already mentioned, both estrogen and testosterone, so this might give us a clue why some men are called "soyboys".... But to understand why the word "soyboy" came to be, we first need to understand why the word "soy" is used in this insult, which has to do with masculinity... It is proven that excessive consumption of soy has estrogenic effects in both men and women, causing them to become more effeminate over time. It has therefore been theorized that the reason why some men in the 21st centure are more effeminate compared to the stereotypical man in the well, say, well, 1950's, is that the consumption of soy ha"
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