[Classmate] How To Be A Complete ♥♥♥♥ To Your Team

This is an in-depth guide on how to discourage and make everyone on your team hate you.



(note, this is only a joke and is no way intended to be serious)

Introduction

Welcome!

If you are reading this, then congratulations! You have decided to give up all of your dignity to make everyone on your classmate team, in Last Year, hate your guts! This definitive guide will help you get started on your journey into this new game.

Introduction To Your Team's Needs

Well as you heard from me before, you are on a team in a hardcore-team-based survival horror game. Now there are a few things you should know about team work in this game specifically.

• Sticking together is very important, anyone not sticking together has a 99/100% chance to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die.
  
• Proper class selection is vital for success.
  
• Be wary of your teammates, you don't want to see them "accidently" get blown up by a pipebomb or burn to death with a moli while injured.
  
• Always help them out in need, like highlighting ambushes, healing, and covering for them.
  
• Make sure to do the objective to survive.
  
• Fully attend the match.
  
• Always have a positive attitude to your team.

Now, I know y'all think this ♥♥♥♥ is boring, so that's why we aren't following any of that here.

Introduction To Being A ♥♥♥♥

Now, this is what you all wanted to see. How to be a big ol' ♥♥♥♥. Well it's quite simple, here are a few key tasks to keep in mind when playing.

• Always wander off from your team, under no exception shall you be with your team to protect you or them.
  
• Always hog a specific class and never fulfill their purposes. (Example: Never spotting or blinding as scout, never heal anybody besides yourself as medic, always run away from the fiend as assault, and blow your team up as technician)
  
• Always, and I mean always throw molis, pipebombs, smokebombs, and proxies in the most inconvenient spots. Especially the ones that endangers your team more than the fiend.
  
• Whenever someone gets downed, always dance on their crippled remains of their barely living bodies and watch them get eaten by spiders or melted alive.
  
• Always hog/spam the objective so the match will be impossible to finish so nobody has a good time.
  
• Every time you die once or your team is slightly imperfect, pull the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plug and leave the match, it's not like you cared about the gameplay and players of that last round anyways,
  
• Whenever you die, it is ALWAYS NOT and under NO circumstances be YOUR fault. So always ♥♥♥♥♥, moan, and cry in the chat when you accuse everyone of splitting up (even though you strayed away from the group for no apparent reason) Wait, what's that? Someone is being slightly imperfect and not keeping up to your ridiculous standards? Complain and be toxic to them in the chat. See a random that isn't apart of your group? Complain and be toxic at them in the chat, even though they are carrying your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dysfunctional team. Have NO mercy what-so-ever, after all none of these people are you or your friends.

Conclusion

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You successfully learned how to be a ♥♥♥♥ in Last Year!
Now go out there and make everyone wish that they never decided to play today.

[MAYO]

i will 100% follow this guide on how to play the game

[Cardboard]

there is an idiot named Lookchin.mii and he is over doing it

[HatDude447]

Every brazilian be like:

[Stardust]

This guide would work better if you weren't malding like a madman

[Royal]

Being someone who has made passive-aggressive guides in the past, this may get taken down lmao

[HockeyMM]

there's an easier solution
be me and either play spider on gym, or know how to easily abuse strangler
(just play killer lmao)

[gebbi]

me too

[Soust]

im already a dick in this game