HOW TO MAKE EVERYTHING

big good guide to doing good

how eat?

step 1: move food to mouth
step 2: press e to engulf the food

how get meat?

step 1: Get rock or sharp stick
step 2: violently bang said rock or sharp stick against an animal such as a frog, tiger, or scorpion
step 3: keep violently banging until food appears

how get coconut?

step 1: get rock
step 2: get the coconut (green things on ground)
step 3: smash them together
step 4: with the rock, smash the brown part of the coconut that comes out

how make fire?

fire is brought to you by frank de dank
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1939482829


translation for females:

"The night is approaching, and it's cold, I might die without a fire.
When the next night approaches, I shall make a fire as to not die; but how do I make a fire?
Pick up a stick, then, put said stick on another stick, then place 3 more sticks on the aforementioned 2 sticks on the ground. The total stick count on the ground should be 5. Then, find 2 rocks; strike those two rocks together over the sticks to create fire."

how make torch?

step 1: kill thing
step 2: take things bone
step 3: take things fat
step 4: put things bone and fat together
step 5: put bone and fat torch near fire

how build house?

step 1: find cool rock
step 2: find a small tree
step 3: bash small tree with cool rock
step 4: take small spear things
step 5: stab 4 small spear things in ground
step 6: grab some more spear things
step 7: hit new spear things against the upright spear things with a rock, and ensure the spear thing is parallel to the ground as a frame to place the floor
step 8: ensure the parallel spear thing is stuck to the upright spear by bashing it with a rock at the intersection point
step 9: repeat with all sides until a nice square forms
step 10: find big tree and smash into logs
step 11: smash logs into planks
step 12: go to the square and place planks on top of parallel plank and hit with rock to secure it
step 13: repeat until a floor starts to form
step 14: ensure the floor does not collapse
step 15: go on top of floor with more planks
step 16: place plank parallel against upright spear to form wall
step 17: smash parallel plank against spear with rock to make wall
step 18: repeat until desired wall is achieved
step 19: try the floor thing but with a ceiling
step 20: don't die

how make spear and spear things?

step 1: grab rock
step 2: cut thin bamboo looking tree with rock
step 3: take cut bamboo looking thing and put it in your hand like a spear
step 4: lightly graze something with it and watch as you steal its life-force
alternate step 4: violently shank the creature until it disintegrates
step 5: see how to get meat

how to CBT?

in depth guide to cbt-ing
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1941592746

[Luko]

dont know how to act, grab or anything else. training is fo ass
no sound
wtf

[HelloKittyGirl]

Thanks, I’m all set.

[Ohwin]

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[RickyPicos]

Splendid guide! I happen to call my self sir Marcus the plier of the third dynasty and i stumbled upon this political assessment to engage my thoughts towards this process and it worked. Thank you so much, young politician.

[Welcome back brother]

You may leave the island, but the island will never leave you

[ra]

ikr

[water_gaming]

wonder why lobsters are useless

[chos]

cbt is christian bible time

[[4MSK]MeloMustPlay]

the hell is a cbt

[snowylizard]

the fire is pretty let it burn