The Actual Bean Lore

This is the bean lore told by a reputable and avid lore knower

The lore as it is meant to be told

I am outraged at the misleading guide called The comprehensive Bean Battle lore guide by GCSEs ,as a man heavily invested in the bean lore I am livid. For anyone reading this know that the guide is littered with lies, its like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minefield out there. As someone who is reputable I will tell you the real lore, it goes like this:

In an alternate dimension in which Chernobyl becomes the biggest nuclear reactor in the world being 15 times the size of what it is, it goes into meltdown "we are screwed" yelled the chief reactor man. The explosion alone wouldn't have done damage to the entire world but the nuclear winter did. With the entire population wiped out everywhere became a barren wasteland, quad bikes unused, shipping containers deserted. All hope of life was lost-or was it.

Somehow microwaves gave protection to the radiation however, could not hold for ever. Over time this radiation steadily entered into a microwave full of beans. Over decades the radiation gave sentience to the beans, they started to reproduce and thrive, for years the beans co-existed in harmony but there was soon to be change.

The radiation slowly but surely degraded the minds of the beans, they went insane, mental and blood crazed. The paranoia of the beans lead to many bouts between them. Not only did the beans go insane but they grew a lust for blood hunting every bean they could find, blood baths commenced. The rest is no longer history but the present in which you, the player, decide the fate of. Do you be the one bring peace, tranquillity and democracy to the beans bringing them together to build a utopia or do you carry on this blood lust being a catalyst for barbaric nature.

[patka713]

banana

[evil bob]

whats the lore of the blue walls

[Digglenuts54]

no? smile face guy :( happykdfgj

[BLUEorange]

baen

[Not Bagel]

When does sex get added to the lore?

[jetthebenny]

Bean me harder daddy

[Tastee]

i came reading this

[Chucklenuts]

shed a tear

[Mostly Carbon]

The official bean battles lore

[cosi]

gaming