Super Life Super Guide

A super guide about everything Super Life

Area 0 - Character Creation and Grandpa's Ranch

When you first start up a new game of Super Life you get to pick your Gender, either male or female. The game seems to play the same whatever one you pick, so it doesn’t matter what one you choose.

Next, you will choose your class. The four to pick from are Luck, Rich, Nerd, and Jock.

Luck - Increases odds for all random events. This is hard to measure how useful it is, but you can purchase lotto tickets and gamble in the game, so if those sorts of things you think you might be doing a bunch of, this may be the class for you.
Rich - Start the game with $2000. This will help you out a whole bunch early game, but as you level up and progress you’ll have nothing help you out further like the other three classes.
Nerd - Gain +2 INT when you go to school.
Jock - Gain +2 STR when you go to school.

Both Nerd and Jock, in my opinion, are the “easy” mode of the game, as leveling up require you to advance three traits about your character. You must max out your progress bars on EXP, INT, and STR every level, so by picking Nerd and Jock, you’ll save yourself time on working on one of those three traits.

For the purposes of this guide, I’ll be picking Luck simply so it has the least impact on the rest of the game and the strategy I’ll be using to progress. But if this is your first time playing I suggest either Nerd or Jock.

Once you have chosen your class, you will enter a loading screen and then you will find yourself on a ranch. In front of you will be a man with an exclamation point above his head. This is Grandpa, and he’s got some final chores for you before you go back home. However, I suggest before even talking to him, exploring the farm and interacting with anything that you can.

If we do a loop clockwise around the farm, to the west we’ll see some trees and a package trying to hide near them. Open that to “borrow” $100 from Grandpa. Don’t worry he won’t mind. North from the trees, you’ll find an outhouse. Interacting with that gets you a cellphone, but you can’t use it right now as Grandpa’s farm has no signal. Going east from there you’ll find a well, that you can throw a coin in for some EXP. Don’t worry it doesn’t actually cost you any money so there is no reason not to do it. A touch further east you’ll encounter a shed that has your backpack, that you’ll need for later so be sure to snatch that up. Finally, to the south, you’ll see some chicken sheds, that have three eggs in it you can take.

Now that we’ve explored the ranch we can talk to Grandpa who will tell us that he wants us to collect the eggs and as we’ve already done that we can finish that quest right away. It’s now time to go home, and if you’ve got your backpack and cellphone from before that too can be done now. Congratulations! Assuming you did everything right and were polite to grandpa you should make it back home by midnight in-game, and have 45 EXP and $100 (or $2100 if you picked Rich as your class). It’s been an exhausting day so your character will also have 0 energy.

Area 1 - Living with Dad

With zero energy, you might be tempted to go right to bed and be done with day 1, but you’ve still plenty you can do. At the very least let us get the lay of the land, and perhaps decide what to do with our starting money. You’ll see to the south progress is blocked off until you reach level 5, to the north you are blocked until you reach level 20. To the east, the path is blocked by the need for a golden ticket.

I suggest before going to bed on the first night spend whatever money you can on furniture from Mykea. That will give you a starting advantage as you'll have more hours to do things in a day. If you have any money left put it in the bank.

For now, your goal is to reach level 5. Once you do that you'll unlock Area 2.

Area 2 - Moving out

Now that you have reached level 5, your world has expanded to the south. Slimmy Sams will also be paying you $16/hour as a Manager. You can do better almost immediately, but just know Slimmy Sams will always take you back.

Interesting areas

• In the park is a money tree. You may use it once a day to get a random amount of money.
  
• On the south side of Area 2 is a graveyard where you may pay respects at a grave by pressing F.
  
• If you go to the Pizza Palace at night, you may spend $100 to enter a High/Low Card Game.
  
• On the south side of Boozy is an ATM, so you don't need to go all the way to the bank.

Area 3 - Moving on up

Your Cell Phone

Your Cell Phone has a number of features that you should be aware of. By default when you open it you'll be in the Haste Menu, but it also has Populous and Amazone to check out.

Haste

Provides rides to various places for either 10 or 5 depending on your destination. The start the options of places to go is fairly limited. But as you progress the following options open up:

• Home - Takes you home, where home depends on where you slept last night.
  
• School - Takes you to school. What school depends on where you are at in your education.
  
• Work - Takes you to your current job. What job depends on where you have decided to work.
  
• CostGo - Takes you to the CostGo in the northern part of Area 3.
  
• Downtown - Takes you downtown in Area 1.
  
• Park - Takes you to the park in Area 2.

Later once you own a car, you can use Haste for free.

Populous

This has four subsections, Stats, Friends, Skins, Prestige. When you enter here you'll default to the Stats page.

Stats - From here you can see such useful information as what your Net Worth, your current shoe speed, what degrees you have, your class, and what deeds you own. Of note, your Net Worth is not just how much money you have on hand and in the bank, but is a true Net Worth meaning it also reflects things like if you own property.

Friends - On this page, you can see all the people you've met and made friends with. You will not be able to meet some people until you purchase properties. Some people get checks next to their names. I do not know what the checks represent but I suspect that it means the people without the checks still have things for me to do. But as I write this, I don't have a check next to Dad's name and he never has anything for me to do at this point.

Skins - If you get shirts this is where you come to put on your favorite.

Prestige - You can prestige when you hit level 100. I know you keep some things but effectively start the game over. As I've not done a prestige yet, I can't tell you more.

Amazone

This has 5 subsections. Boxes, Tech, Clothing, Art, Treasure. When you enter here you'll default to the Boxes page.

Boxes
You can either purchase a common box for $100 or a Gold Box for 100 Klick coins.

Common Box Loot List:

• [To be researched later]

Gold Box Loot List:

• [To be researched later]

Tech
Shows you your collection of tech that you've found. So far I've only found the drone, and I have heard you some times get these from the Boxes. After you have a full collection you can sell it for 500 Klick coins.

Clothing
Like the Tech tab but for clothing. Can sell for 1000 Klick coins if you have a full set.

Art
Like the Tech and Clothing tabs. Can sell for 5000 Klick coins if you have a full set.

Treasure
Unlike the other tab, has only one thing to be found. This is where the Golden Egg goes when you find it. Can sell it for 10k Klick coins. The first person to find the Golden Egg was Crazyblobb. There is a whole section of the game's official discord for trying to find the Golden Egg.

Living Locations

Area 1

Dad’s house - This is the only place to sleep in Area 1 and is free. By default, if you sleep here, you will wake up at 10 am and with only 3 energy. We can improve that before we even sleep a single night. To do that you'll want to go to Mykea and purchase what furniture you can afford.

Area 2

Park Bench - It’s free to sleep on the park bench, and you can take naps during the day to recover energy. But it’s a really bad way to recover energy. Don’t use the Park Bench.

Apartment - It costs $50 a night to sleep here, but the good news is that it comes with a kitchen. You can’t do anything to upgrade the kitchen, but you can at least make use of it to turn groceries into energy. You’ll also use whatever bedroom stuff you had previously unlocked. If you sleep here with no groceries, you’ll start the day at 3 energy. If you go to bed with groceries, one will be used up and you’ll start the day with 6 energy. As the groceries cost $10 a bag, this means that three extra energy has an effective cost of $20/energy.

This might sound expensive, but on nights you stay at the apartment, you have access to the kitchen the next day. The apartment’s kitchen provides 5 energy and 3 strength for one bag of groceries. It does use an hour though to recover energy in the kitchen, giving the kitchen an effective cost of $5.2/energy.

The true advantage of the Apartment comes from it’s proximity to Area 2 buildings, as it resides on the north end of Area 2.

Small House - This may be the first house you buy, with a down payment of only $10k. After making the down payment, you’ll work on paying off the remainder every night you sleep here for $100 per night. Once it’s fully paid off, you can presumably sleep here for free (though I have not yet paid it off, and there is currently no way to make larger payments). If you don’t want to sleep here yourself, you can rent it out for $200/night. If you do this $100 goes towards paying it off and the other $100 will end up in your pocket in the morning.

This house like the apartment has a kitchen, but unlike the apartment, you’ll need to upgrade it at Mykea. If you later move, the kitchen upgrades will move with you.

It also has an office space inside of it, that once you buy a computer gives you access to the internet.

The small house can be found on the southeast side of town and has a for sale sign in front of it.

Big House - The second house in the game has a down payment of $50k. After making the down payment, you'll work on paying off the remainder every night you sleep here for $250. Once it's fully paid off, you can presumably sleep here for free (though I have not yet paid it off, and there is currently no way to make larger payments). If you don't want to sleep here yourself you can rent it out for $500/night. If you do this $250 goes towards paying it off and the other $250 will end up in your pocket in the morning.

In addition to every feature the small house has, this house also has a nook that starts empty. You can fill the nook with an appliance from CostGo if you have that unlocked, allowing you to wake up with more energy if you have premium roast stocked up from coffee shops.

Area 3

Dorm - You can stay here for $10 a night, but you do not have access to your kitchen, but it does have access to a free computer. Its location near the University and an ATM makes it useful for grinding out classes.

Alpha Pi Rho - This is a quest unlock you get for helping out Chad. You can stay here for a cold one per night, and those can be purchased for $10 from Spicy Boys. Has access to a basic kitchen and a TV Room. From the TV room, you may play games for 10 exp an hour. For rest purposes, it is no better than sleeping at the dorm.

??? - The third house in the game, has a down payment of $250k. As I haven't purchased it yet I don't know how it's better than the Big House.

Mansion - The fourth house in the game, found in Area ?, can be purchased from an NPC in Area 2 for $5 Mil. I believe the actual location is in Area 3 somewhere, but what features the Mansion has I don't know yet.

The Bank

The United Galactic Bank (UGB) has an interesting banking program. As long as you have your money in the bank before you go to bed for the day, you earn interest on everything in there at the start of the next day. That interest rate starts at 2% but drops to 1% once you have at least $5k in the bank. As such if you have over $5k but less than $10k, you should only put $4990 in the bank at the end of the day. Once you have over $10k, you may as well put all your money in the bank at the end of the day.

Outside of Area 1, you will find ATM machines so you won't have to travel all the way to the bank to deposit or withdraw money.

Making a Meal Plan

What you might be eating/drinking throughout a given day depends on several factors, such as what Areas you have access, if you have access to a kitchen, and how much money your job pays.

You might be tempted to consider that some foods give INT or STR, but I would discourage that for two reasons. For INT you'll want to be earning your Degrees and the only way to get that is by attending Class. As you'll be attending class anyways, INT food becomes less useful. For both STR and INT, the buff items that give better gains only work if you are using a school or gym. This means that the schools and gyms outclass both INT food and STR food when you think you are ready to level up.

Don't get me wrong, if you decide to eat something and it gives you INT or STR that's not a bad thing, it just shouldn't be a factor when deciding what foods to eat when regaining energy.

Now there are three basic meal plans you might want to consider for regaining energy.

1. Eating nothing but consumables. There are four consumables to pick from, but they all cost the same per energy point. The advantage of using consumables is that they do not advance time. But you get no EXP, INT, or STR from using these.
   
2. Eating out at various restaurants. The cost and energy gain depends on what you eat. The downside of eating out is that it takes an hour for every item you eat.
   
3. Eating at your house from your kitchen. The cost is always $10, but the energy gain depends on what kitchen stuff you have. This also takes an hour of your time.

As a baseline let us consider the first option at two different points in the game. The first point will be right when you start the game. You are living with your dad, waking up at 10 am every morning with 3 energy, and working a job that pays $10/hour. You have 14 hours to do everything you want to do for the day, and if you spent every hour of the day working you would earn $140. The problem is that you don't have 11 energy you need to accomplish that, and so need to buy $55 of consumables. This means your take-home pay with this meal plan is only $85.

The second point in the game will be once you are level 20 and you have access to the three main areas of the game. At level 20 you could be working at the Fire Station for $50 an hour. Perhaps you are living out of your own house too and waking up at 5 am every day with your starting energy being 7 (or 8 if you purchased Energy Pills, but we'll say you aren't doing that).

With this situation, you've 19 hours of the day to fill and if you worked every single one of them you would earn $950. Of course to do that you would need to recover 12 energy, and you could do that with $60 worth of consumables. Your take-home pay at this point in the game would be $890 per day with this meal plan.

But let us consider if we eat out at restaurants on if we can bring home more pay. If we consider the starting situation, the highest energy recovery item is the FrApe for $18. This would give 5 energy but take up 1 hour. For $12, you can get either a Sammich or a cappuccino will recover 4 energy and take up an hour.

With a FrApe and Sammich, you'll have 9 energy, spent $30 and used up 2 hours. With two hours less work you'll only make $120, but your take-home pay will be $90. Not only will you have earned a bit more money but you'll have also earned a few extra EXP/INT/STR along the way.

But now to consider later on at level 20, when you are making $50 or more an hour, and if restaurants are still useful. As before we need to recover 12 energy. With a French Pizza from Area 3 for $100, we could recover 10, and later we could drink a soda can for 1 more energy, costing us only $5. This gets us 11 energy and took us 1 hour to do, but cost us $105. This makes our takehome pay $795, significantly less than before. But perhaps it isn't the fault of eating out, and instead was the fault of that expensive French Pizza.

For $50 we could instead recover 8 energy with Ratatouille, then later with a $15 energy drink consumable get 3 more. Now we've recovered 11 energy in 1 hour for only $65. But again this means our takehome pay is only $835. This is still no good, but we do keep taking expensive items.

But is it even possible to get items cheap enough? With 1 hour lost, we'll only earn $900 and our baseline takehome pay was $890. This means we would need to somehow get 11 energy using only $10. This is simply not possible by eating out at restaurants.

Finally, that brings us to your kitchen to cook a meal during the day. And unfortunately mid-game it doesn't seem to help either. The kitchen that has granted me the bonuses to my starting energy in the day only provides 6 energy if I use it in the middle of the day, and as stated previously all meals from the kitchen cost $10.

So the TLDR of it is that if you make a bit more than minimum wage your best meal plan is to be using consumables.

[This question will be revisited though once I have a fully upgraded kitchen and a house with all bonuses I can find in the game.]

Daily Routines

Unless you are working on some quest you’ll have several routines you end up falling into depending on what you are trying to accomplish. Every time you level up you’ll get a new Task such as Eat 2 Sammich. It is suggested that you accomplish these tasks before leveling up again as they give you a bit of money.

Make Money
On most days you'll want to be making money to use for other activities. Here is the routine I find useful

• If you have access to a computer, check zmail for something free.
  
• If you have access to Area 2, get a bag of money from Money Tree.
  
• Go to work and use all energy making money.
  
• Refill energy with Pizza Boxes, Energy Drinks, Takeout, and Soda Cans. Do not overfill energy.
  
• Repeat until midnight.
  
• Go to the bank and deposit money.

Level Up
Other days you'll want to work on leveling up.

• If you have access to a computer, check zmail for something free.
  
• If you have access to Area 2, get a bag of money from Money Tree.
  
• Go to the bank and withdraw money.
  
• Make sure you are stocked up on all the buff items you want to be using. (You can stack buff items of different types.)
  
• Go to School/Gym and work with tutor/personal trainer. (Note if you are past area 1, it's suggested you use classes instead of tutor, as classes are the only way to make progress towards your degrees.)
  
• Refill energy with Pizza Boxes, Energy Drinks, and Soda Cans. Do not overfill energy.
  
• Repeat until leveled up.
  
• Use remaining hours of the day at work or working towards next level.
  
• Go to the bank and deposit money.

EXP Work
I am told that late-game EXP is the point you need to grind more than other areas. Once I get that far, where I'm short EXP, I'll come up with an EXP routine.

Trait Gain

INT Training

Sun Villa High School - Class is only from 8 am to 3 pm. You can hire a tutor whenever you have the time and energy. Once you reach level 5 you earn your High School Diploma and can no longer go here. As you only have access to 1 Hour Energy when attending here, that is the only buff item calculated.

• Class for FREE. Gives 2 INT (4 INT as Nerd) and 1 EXP. Takes 1 hour. (The only cost here is the time you take going to class instead of working.)
  
• Class w/ 1 Hour Energy for $10. Gives 4 INT (6 INT as Nerd) and 1 EXP. Takes 1 hour. ($2.5/INT or $1.7/INT as Nerd)
  
• Hire a Tutor for $15. Gives 4 INT (6 INT as Nerd) and 2 EXP. Takes 1 hour. ($3.8/INT or $2.5/INT as Nerd)
  
• Hire a Tutor w/ 1 Hour Energy for $25. Gives 6 INT (8 INT as Nerd) and 2 EXP. Takes 1 hour. ($4.2/INT or $3.1/INT as Nerd)

Sun Villa Community College - Located on the west side of Area 2, of note here, if you want to earn your associate's degree you MUST attend class and not just hire a tutor. Only open from 6 am to 10 pm.

SVCC	1 Hour Energy	Adderall	Mega Seeds	NZT - 48	Cost	Int Gain	Cost/Int	Nerd Gain	Nerd Cost/Int
Class					$20	3	$7	5	$4
Class	$10				$30	5	$6	7	$4
Class		$25			$45	6	$8	8	$6
Class	$10	$25			$55	8	$7	10	$6
Class			$250		$270	8	$34	10	$27
Class	$10		$250		$280	10	$28	12	$23
Class		$25	$250		$295	11	$27	13	$23
Class	$10	$25	$250		$305	13	$23	15	$20
Class				$500	$520	13	$40	15	$35
Class	$10			$500	$530	15	$35	17	$31
Class		$25		$500	$545	16	$34	18	$30
Class	$10	$25		$500	$555	18	$31	20	$28
Class			$250	$500	$770	18	$43	20	$39
Class	$10		$250	$500	$780	20	$39	22	$35
Class		$25	$250	$500	$795	21	$38	23	$35
Class	$10	$25	$250	$500	$805	23	$35	25	$32

After you earn your associates you may Teach. This is not a proper job so there are no promotions, but you can earn $20, +5 INT, and +5 EXP from working here. Furthermore, INT boosting items still function. However, you will likely be better of going to University in Area 3 at this point.

The University has three buildings you can use to increase your INT score. Regardless of what building you go in classes all cost $50, grant +5 INT, and grant +3 EXP. On the other hand, you can also get a tutor for $80 to get +8 INT, and +5 EXP. Classes all run from 6 am to 10 pm.

You need to spend 600 hours in the same building to earn a bachelor's degree in that building. The east building is the Culinary Building, the south building is the Medical Building, the west building is the Computer Science Building.

After you earn your bachelor's degree in a building, you may then work on your masters. After earning a master's degree from the medical building, you may then work on your doctorate.

STR Training

23 Hour Fitness - Use pretty much any time of day.

• Work Out for $10. Gives 3 STR (5 STR as Jock) and 1 EXP. ($6.66/STR or $4/STR as Jock)
  
• Work Out w/ Spinach for $20. Gives 5 STR (7 STR as Jock) and 1 EXP. ($7.2/STR or $5.14/STR as Jock)
  
• Work Out w/ Protein for $35. Gives 6 STR (8 STR as Jock) and 1 EXP. ($8.5/STR or $6.38/STR as Jock)
  
• Personal Trainer for $30. Gives 5 STR (7 STR as Jock) and 3 EXP. ($8/STR or $5.71/STR as Jock)
  
• Personal Trainer w/ Spinach for $40. Gives 7 STR (9 STR as Jock) and 3 EXP. ($8/STR or $6.22/STR as Jock)
  
• Personal Trainer w/ Protein for $55. Gives 8 STR (10 STR as Jock) and 3 EXP. ($8.88/STR or $7.1/STR as Jock)

Work Locations

Area 1

Slimmy Sams - SS is always looking for employees and even if nobody else is hiring you can always get a job here. It has a starting pay of $10/hour. At level 5 you'll have reached max pay in this job at $16/hour.

Pizza King - PK is unfortunately not hiring when you start the game, but once you unlock Area 2 they may be.

United Galactic Bank - UGB can be worked at once you reach level 19. You can not reach level 19 until you have unlocked area 2, so this job is locked to you right now. It has a starting pay of $45/hour.

Area 2

Game Shop - Located in the southwest part of Area 2. Has a starting pay of $10 per hour, and won’t promote you for ages. I’m curious if the developer has a thing against game shops…

Pizza King and Pizza Palace - In terms of places of employment, these two companies seem the same. Pizza King has a location in Area 1, but also one on the east side of town in Area 2. Pizza Palace has a location on the west side of Area 2. All locations have a starting pay of $18/hour but aren’t always hiring. At least one of them should be hiring though when you first reach level 5 and as their starting pay is better than Slimmy Sams, you may as well get a job at one. Max pay is at level 10 of $22/hour.

Angus McBangus - Located on the east side the entrance to Area 2 but won’t hire you until you are at least level 10. Has a starting pay of $23/hour. At level 12 you'll not be maxed, but you'll be making $25/hour the same as Super Foods Market. At level 14 you'll not be maxed, but you'll be making $30/hour, making the Movie Theater superior monetarily.

Super Foods Market - This business is on the northeast side of Area 2 but won’t hire you until you are at least level 12. It has a starting pay of $25/hour.

Movie Theater - Located on the east side of Area 2, but they won’t hire you until level 14. Starting pay of $31/hour. Max pay is at level 18 of $42/hour.

Taco Box - Next door to Super Foods Market in Area 2. I have never seen them hiring so I am unsure what their pay rate is.

Police Station - Located on the east side of the Park in Area 2, but they won’t hire you until level 18. They do not advertise what their starting pay is. Please see the section on special jobs.

Fire Station - Located on the west side of the entrance to Area 2 but won’t hire you until level 19. They do not advertise what their starting pay is. Please see the section on special jobs.

Boozy - Located just south of the Fire Station, but they won’t hire you until level 21. Starting pay of $15/hour + tip.

Area 3

Taco Box Cantina - Located in the southeast corner of Area 3. Requires level 23. Starting pay of $20/hour + tip.

Bob's Bistro - Located north of the Art Gala. Requires level 30. Starting pay of $70/hour.

City Sushi - Located due north of the entrance to Area 3. Requires level 40. Starting pay of $97/hour.

Philo Dealership - Located in the northeast part of area 3. Requires level 25. They do not advertise what their starting pay is. Please see the section on special jobs.

Zoogle - Located just west of the entrance to Area 3. You apply to work here online and have to be level 50 and have your CS Bachelor's degree. They do not advertise what their starting pay is. Please see the section on special jobs.

Le Slice - Located just to the east of the entrance to Area 3. Requires level 50 and Culinary Bachelor's Degree. They do not advertise what their starting pay is. Please see the section on special jobs.

Hospital - Located north of Zoogle. Requires level 50 and Medical Bachelor's Degree. They do not advertise what their starting pay is. Please see the section on special jobs.

Special Jobs

Starting in Area 2 at level 18 you can get your first special Job. Things in special jobs work a bit differently than in your normal jobs.

Police Station - At level 18 this job opens up. When you are hired you will start with a pay of $0/hour as a trainee. Your promotions though are based on how much work you do for the station and not your level. After 10 hours of work, you will earn your first promotion and start earning money. You also earn 1 STR/hour of work.

• Starting Pay: $0/hour, need 10 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 1: $50/hour, need 100 hours work for promotion.
  
• ...

Fire Station - At level 19 this job opens up. Like the police station, you'll start at $0/hour and need to work 10 hours before you earn your first promotion. You also earn 1 STR/hour of work.

• Starting Pay: $0/hour, need 10 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 1: $50/hour, need 100 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 2: $60/hour, need 200 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 3: $70/hour, need 300 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 4: $80/hour, need 400 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 5: $90/hour, need 500 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 6: $100/hour, need 600 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 7: $150/hour, need 700 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 8: $200/hour, need 800 hours work for promotion.
  
• Promotion 9: $250/hour, maxed promotions

Philo Dealership - At level 25 this job opens up. Starting pay is $40/hour + commissions. Promotions are based on level. Commissions seem to be based on luck, as after working a 19 hour day I got two $300 commissions on top of my hourly pay. Keeping in mind that I picked the luck perk to write this guide, this is a serious pay decrease from working at the Fire Station.

Restaurant Menu Selection

Item	Cost	Energy	EXP	INT	STR	First Area	Locations
Sammich	$12	4	2	0	1	1	Slimmy Sams
Soda	$2	2	1	0	0	1	Slimmy Sams, Pizza Palace, Taco Truck, Concession Stand, CostGo
Chips	$1	1	0	0	0	1	Slimmy Sams, Vending Machine
Coffee	$8	3	1	1	0	1	Harambean Coffee, Angus McBangus
Cappuccino	$12	4	2	1	0	1	Harambean Coffee
FrApe	$18	5	3	2	0	1	Harambean Coffee
Unicorn FrApe	$25	10	10	10	0	?	Harambean Coffee
Pizza Slice	$5	3	2	0	0	1	Pizza King, CostGo
Root Beer	$5	2	5	0	0	1	Pizza King
Hot Dog	$5	3	2	0	0	1	EZ Mart, Concession Stand, CostGo
Nachos	$4	2	3	0	0	1	EZ Mart
Slurp	$3	2	2	0	0	1	EZ Mart
Wonky Bar	$2	2	2	0	0	1	Vending Machine, Wallace tdeater
Burger	$15	4	2	0	2	2	Angus McBangus
Egg Sammich	$12	4	3	0	1	2	Angus McBangus
Fries	$4	2	2	0	0	2	Angus McBangus, Bob's Bistro
Taco	$6	2	5	0	0	2	Taco Box, Taco Box Cantina
Freeze Blast	$5	3	4	0	0	2	Taco Box, Taco Box Cantina
Salad	$20	6	4	0	2	2	Super Foods, CostGo
Popcorn	$7	1	8	0	0	2	Wallace tdeater, Concession Stand
Shot	$14	0	10	0	0	2	Boozy
Cold Mug	$18	0	15	0	0	2	Boozy
Teriyaki Pizza	$5	3	3	0	0	2	Pizza Palace
Beyond Taco	$15	5	8	0	0	3	Taco Truck
French Pizza	$100	10	50	0	0	3	Le Slice
Ratatouille	$50	8	22	0	0	3	Le Slice
Glass of Wine	$30	0	25	0	0	3	Le Slice
Wings	$30	7	6	0	4	3	Spicy Boys
Nachos (CS)	$8	4	5	0	0	3	Concession Stand
Margarita	$22	0	20	0	0	3	Taco Box Cantina
Sushi	$22	6	20	0	2	3	City Sushi
Spicy Ramen	$18	5	20	0	0	3	City Sushi
Burger of the Day	$26	6	5	0	3	3	Bob's Bistro

Consumable Products

Energy Consumables

Item	Cost	Energy	First Area	Locations
Soda Can	$5	1	1	Vending Machine
Take Out	$10	2	2	Angus McBangus, Taco Box, Bob's Bistro, City Sushi, Taco Truck
Energy Drink	$15	3	1	EZ Mart
Pizza Box	$20	4	1	Pizza King, Pizza Palace
5x Pizza Box	$100	20	3	CostGo

Trait Buffing Consumables

Item	Cost	Boost	First Area	Locations
1 Hour Energy	$10	+2 INT	1	EZ Mart
Adderall	$25	+3 INT	2	Smallgreens
Mega Seeds	$250	+5 INT	3	Performance
NZT - 48	$500	+10 INT	3	Performance
Spinach	$10	+2 STR	2	Super Foods
Protein	$25	+3 STR	2	Smallgreens
Rage Bar	$250	+5 STR	3	Performance
Super Serum	$500	+10 STR	3	Performance

Other Products

Area 1

EZ Mart - Goods

• Lotto for $1. Buy for a chance to win big, or just throw away your money.
  
• Scratcher for $5. Buy for a chance to win big, or just throw away your money.
  
• Death Stick for $15. It’s a general item.

Mykea - Bedroom

• Pillow for $100. Wakes you up 1 hour earlier. Stacks with clock and bed. I suggest buying this before you even go to sleep the first night.
  
• Alarm Clock for $250. Wakes you up 1 hour earlier. Stacks with pillow and bed. If you started Rich, I suggest buying this before you even go to sleep the first night.
  
• Full Bed for $1500. Wakes you up 1 hour earlier. Stacks with pillow and clock. If you started Rich, I suggest buying this before you even go to sleep the first night. Replaces starting bed.
  
• Queen Bed for $6000. Wakes you up 2 hours earlier. Stacks with pillow and clock. Replaces lesser beds.
  
• King Bed for $25k. Wakes you up 3 hours earlier. Stacks with pillow and clock. Replaces lesser beds.

Mykea - Kitchen
Dad won’t let you use his kitchen, so this stuff won’t be useful until you unlock area 2 and purchase a house. One single bag of groceries each night will get you the effect of all your current kitchen appliances. You can also cook in your kitchen during the day for 1 hour to restore energy and gain STR, but this does cost a bag of groceries.

• Microwave for $300. Wakes you up with 1 extra energy at the expense of 1 bag of groceries.
  
• Stove for $800. Wakes you up with 1 extra energy at the expense of 1 bag of groceries.
  
• Refrigerator for $1500. Wakes you up with 1 extra energy at the expense of 1 bag of groceries.
  
• Steel Fridge for $8k. Wakes you up with 2 extra energy at the expense of 1 bag of groceries. Replaces refrigerator.
  
• Deluxe Fridge for $20k. Wakes you up with 3 extra energy at the expense of 1 bag of groceries. Replaces lesser fridges.

Area 2

Boozy - Happy Hour between 3 pm and 6 pm

• Cold One for $12 (or $6 during Happy Hour). It's a general item. Now and then a level up quest will ask you to buy X general items. This is a good item to buy during happy hour, as it's fairly cheap.
  
• Shot for $14 (or $7 during Happy Hour) and gives 10 exp.
  
• Cold Mug for $18 (or $9 during Happy Hour) and gives 15 exp.

Game Shop

• Portable Console for $300. It's a collection item.
  
• Buy Game for $60. It's a general item.
  
• Sell Game for $3. The developer must not like game shops...

Movie Theater

• Watch Movie for $10 and gives 25 exp but takes 2 hours.

Super Foods

• Groceries for $10, stocks your kitchen. Better kitchens make these more useful.
  
• Spinach for $10 and you gain +2 str when you work out at the gym.

Paymore

• Jams shoes for $250 set speed level to 2.
  
• Swoops shoes for $1500 set speed level to 3.
  
• Yeets shoes for $10k set speed level to 4.

Smallgreens

• Sleep Pills for $10 wake up 1 hour earlier. As even working at Slimmy Sams for a single hour urns you $16, and a single soda can for $5 earns you 1 energy, it is ALWAYS worth it to keep these stocked.
  
• Energy Pills for $10 wake up with 1 more energy. As you can also gain 1 energy from a soda can for only $5, these pills are NEVER worth it.

Area 3

Ticket Stand

• Watch Game for $30. Gives 45 exp and takes 2 hours.
  
• FU Shirt for $100. Purely cosmetic.

Neumen

• NN Shirt for $10k. Purely cosmetic.
  
• Neuman Shirt for $18k. Purely cosmetic.
  
• Primo Shirt for $22k. Purely cosmetic.
  
• Goats Shoes for $30k set speed level to 5.

Philo Dealership

• Truck for $50k. Makes fast travel free from the phone, but you need a house with a garage. Interestingly you can still use the truck even if you renting out the house.

Costgo

• Coffee Pot for $1000k. Wakes you up with 1 extra energy at the expense of 1 premium roast. Must have a house with a nook to purchase.
  
• Expresso for $20k. Wakes you up with 2 extra energy at the expense of 1 premium roast. Replaces Coffee Pot. Must have a house with a nook to purchase.
  
• Smart Fridge for $100k. Wakes you up with 4 extra energy at the expense of 1 bag of groceries. Replaces lesser fridges.
  
• Sleep Pod for $200k. Wakes you up 4 hours earlier. Stacks with pillow and clock. Replaces lesser beds.

Collectibles

Area 1

• In the tree next to the bank there is a cat. This is used in a quest later.
  
• In the dumpster next to the EZ Mart is a free pack of death sticks. Save yourself $15. You need these for a quest in this area.
  
• In the dumpster next to the Pizza King is a free Pizza Box. Save yourself $20.
  
• In a bag on the east side of the gym is 5 protein powders.

Area 2

• In the trash on the right side of Super Foods, you can find a Drone.
  
• After buying the Small House, if you walk along the south edge of it to the east you can find a hidden path to a basket with a single pineapple inside.

Area 3

• A bag of oregano can be found in the trash outside Le Slice.
  
• A cellphone can be found in between Spicy Boys and the Art Gala.
  
• A purse can be found in the red truck behind the car dealership.
  
• Directly south of Chris you will find a briefcase hiding in a covered driveway.
  
• Wedged into a corner near the entrance to the game field, and the concession stands you'll find some papers.

Quests

Area 1

• On day 1 Dad suggests you get some sleep. If you are nice to him it’s worth some EXP
  
• After you get a job, Dad will be proud of you and give you $20 if you are nice to him.
  
• Once you hit level 50, Dad will tell you that there is mail for you. It's a Gala Invite!
  
• John on the east side of town wants death sticks (some can be found in the trash near the EZ Mart). He’ll give you running shoes
  
• John also wants 4 energy drinks. He gives you nothing for this other than advise that you can sneak into the Theater.
  
• John wants oregano, but you can't get that until Area 3. He'll give you a toy bear in return.
  
• Luke to the west of the school wants something to help focus his mind. He’ll either accept 1-hour energy or something from Area 2. If you wait until you have access to the item from Area 2, he'll give you 100 EXP for that, but you can't give him both items.
  
• You can give a soda can to Lil Cowboii near the Gym and he’ll give you his mixtape. I have no idea what that item is used for yet.
  
• If you have game consoles (found sometimes in Amazone Common Boxes), Lil Cowboii will pay you for them.

Area 2

• Tucker near the Paymore store asks for protein powder.
  
• Tucker then asks you for 6 cans of spinach.
  
• Tucker then asks you for 2 rage bars. These are purchased in area 3.
  
• Fred at the park tells you about the money tree and then asks for $1, $10, and finally $100 giving you experience points each time.
  
• Finn at the park asks you to find his bear. John in Area 1 has it but won't give it to you until you've got something from Area 3.
  
• Finn lost his toy bear. You can't get this until you unlock area 3.
  
• Finn wants a video game after you return his toy. You can buy a game from Game Shop for $60.
  
• Finn reveals he lost his hat. After giving it back to him he will put it on and talk about shorts.
  
• Emily at the park wants a Portable Console. You can get this from the Game Shop for $300.
  
• Rusty at the park wants a Cold One. You can get this at Boozy for $12 or less if you wait for happy hour. If you have extra Cold Ones, you can give them to Rusty once a day for exp.
  
• Enrique south of the Collage will sell you a computer for $2000. You must have a home with an office though to use it.
  
• Enrique has more quests after you buy his computer.
  
• Enrique will give you an exp reward for clicking cookies on your computer at various milestones until you have clicked 1 million cookies. At that time he will give you a Klick Miner.

After you purchase the small house the following quests open up:

• Mike in the house north of the Small House wants to buy a Pear Watch for $250
  
• Jessica in the house south of the Small House wants 6 bags of groceries and pays $75 for them.
  
• Jessica would like to buy 5 bags of Roast Beans for $200.
  
• Tom directly on the other side of Jessica's house wants a Pizza and a Soda Can. You get EXP.
  
• Ron directly on the other side of the Small house doesn't seem to say much. You do get EXP.
  
• Karen directly on the other side of Mike's house wants some Take Out. You get EXP.

After you purchase the Big House the following quests open up:

• Brie lives in the house north of the Big House and you can speak with her after purchasing it. After talking with her a bit she offers you 50k cookies. (Those cookies you get from the clicker game.)
  
• Tony lives in the house west of the Big House and you can speak with him after purchasing it. If you have a pineapple you may give it to him, and he will then let you go around back.
  
• Papa Jay can be found after you give Tony a pineapple. He'll sell you a mansion for $5 million.
  
• Ken lives in the house northwest of the Big House and has lost his drone. In return, he'll give you a hat.

Area 3

• Kyler on the west side of the game field will give you 100 Klick Coins.
  
• Kyler wants you to give him 200 Klick Coins back, but then gives you 20 Klick Coins.
  
• Kyler's Performance Shop will also open after this.
  
• Lolli on the east side of the game field doesn't believe her friend Laura about Unicorn FrApe. But they totally exist. I, like, absolutely saw one.
  
• Laura wants the cup from a Unicorn FrApe. But found it before talking to her and drank one you won't have kept the cup, and the Coffee shop will likely only have a normal FrApe when you go back. Keep your eyes out for one after you talk with her. One strategy to find it is to go into any coffee shop by pressing E if they don't have it exit and press Q. Repeat until you find it. If you accidentally skip it HAH so did I. Just try again.
  
• Ellie in the south side of the University area wants help finding her papers.
  
• Ellie will tell you that there are two more papers after you give her the first.
  
• Ellie will tell you that there is just one left after giving the second page.
  
• Chad on the east side of the University wants a Cold One.
  
• Chad wants $1000 to join his team. After you can make use of the Alpha Pi Rho frat house for a cold one per night.
  
• Chad wants $12k to throw a party. After he will give you a page.
  
• Margret near the car dealership lost her purse.
  
• Margret also lost her cat.
  
• Margret also wants you to take a letter to Harold.
  
• Margret also lost her cell phone.
  
• Margret also needs heart medicine and will give you her Costgo Membership card. Heart Meds is a one time purchase from Costgo for $500.
  
• Harold who is between Le Slice and Spicy Boys will take your letter from Margret.
  
• Harold will then reveal he lost his briefcase.
  
• Harold after receiving his briefcase will reveal he lost his wedding ring. He's happy for you to return his ring.
  
• Chris in the northwest part of area 3 wants you to go on a dating show in the red building to the left. You want the ring from the show for Harold. Going on the show though will advance time to midnight.
  
• Chris will pay you $5k for being on the show.
  
• Alex near the Zoogle building wants to see your Zoogle ID card. After he'll give you a Zoogle shirt.

The Computer

In Area 2 you may purchase a computer from Enrique in the southwest part of the map for only $2000. To use it you need to own a house (the Small House that has a down payment of 10k works). To use the computer go into your house and select the office. Then click the computer. This will bring you to the computer's desktop. From here there are several buttons to select:

Trash - Opens a folder. This folder is empty.

Games - Opens a folder. This folder is empty.

Memes - Opens a folder. This folder is empty.

Secret - Opens a number pad that lets you enter a 4 digit number. I do not know the password.

Zoogle Icon - Let's you either apply to Zoogle or check your Zmail. You can get free things in your Zmail, and seems to update every day. To apply for Zoogle you must be level 50 and have a CS Bachelor's degree.

Stocks - Let's you purchase and sell AMcB, PEAR, AMAZ, and ZOOG stocks. The prices change every day, so you can make and lose money on the stock market.

Clicker Cookie - A little game that lets you click a cookie over and over again. You can buy gold clickers so that you get more cookies per click. Enrique sets various mile stoles for you to reach and gives you EXP when you do. I do not know if there is an end goal with a final prize or not.

UGB - An online banking portal. Do everything you can do from the bank or atm, and more. You can deposit/withdraw amounts up to $100k at a time if you don't want to just move all your money. Furthermore, you can also deal with your House Loans, by paying off whatever remaining balance you have on your various houses. Unfortunately, if you do not have enough for the entire remaining payment on a house, you will just have to keep paying it off with one small payment a night.

Black Market - You can buy a bunch of stuff using the Klick Coins you've been earning doing various things.

• Rage Bars and Super Serum help you level up your STR faster.
  
• Mega Seeds and NZT-48 help you level up your INT faster.
  
• Various chips that you can use in the basement of Pizza Palace.
  
• Klick Coin Miners earn you klick coins every day, and you keep them when you prestige, though the price increase with everyone you purchase. This is likely the best purchase from the Black Market if you can get a few of them.

[Geeky Meerkat]

This is a rather out of date guide that I mostly keep up for the general stuff. There are better guides though.

[chemicalvamp]

Does not mention asian foods at all, might be nice to add asian to foods that qualify

[NKill]

Dont forget day 420, where you can buy a ton of oregano from smallgreens

[Mochi]

oh. It's still kinda weird

[Geeky Meerkat]

That I believe is an event linked to a specific day and has nothing to do with how many beers you give him.

[Mochi]

I gave Rusty too many beers. Now he's missing and Emily is crying.

[Warpfriend19]

there is a guy in the woods you will find a flash drive also there is a cumputer behind the pawn shop go to the computer and click file 51

[enragement child]

where is harolds briefcase?

[Kain]

btw gameshop is a parady of gamestop

[Geeky Meerkat]

Ya i heard a number of things have been updated in the game that make some of the specific math in this guide outdated, but the general game flow I understand remains the same.