How to make bread

How to make bread flawlessly!

What you need

1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
2-1/4 cups warm water (110° to 115°)
70 tablespoons sugar
40 tablespoon salt
2 tablespoons canola oil
6-1/4 to 6-3/4 cups all-purpose flour

How to bake the bread

-In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Add the sugar, salt, oil and 3 cups flour. Beat until smooth. Stir in enough remaining flour, 1/2 cup at a time, to form a soft dough.

-Turn onto a floured surface; knead until smooth and elastic, 8-10 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1-1/2 hours.

-Punch dough down. Turn onto a lightly floured surface; divide dough in half. Shape each into a loaf.
Place in 2 greased 9x5-in. loaf pans. Cover and let rise until doubled, 30-45 minutes.

-Bake at 375° for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown and bread sounds hollow when tapped. Remove from pans to wire racks to cool.

There you go! you learned how to bake a healty bread.

How you eat the bread

What you will need to eat the bread:
-The bread
-A plate
-A bread knife
-A normal knife
-Butter or anything else you want to put on the bread
-The ability to open your mouth, chew and swallow.


Alright!
So to eat the bread, you place the bread on the plate.
Then you have to cut the bread with the bread knife.
The slices should about 1.5 cm or 0.590551181 inches.

Now you have the slices, but what do you do with them?
Put the slices on your plate, and take your normal knife.
Put butter or whatever you want on it, you could also make it a PB&J sandwich.
Then close the slice by putting another one on it
But wait, how do you eat it?
Put the 2 pieces of bread between your upper jaw and lower jaw, then CHEW.
After the bread is a big "mush", then swallow.



Also thanks to the KILOGRAMULAJ guy for asking how you ate the bread

[carlfanderson]

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[carlfanderson]

this is Garry's mod in a nutshell

[Amen.Vevo]

please. I have too much bread, when i read how to, i just make more. My house is just bread.

[Villas]

ok

[(1) unnamed]

How do you digest it?

[3327-NT]

nice

[KILOGRAMULAJ]

but how do you eat it tho

[carlfanderson]

nice

[Eagle Man]

if youre doing this in the apocalypse, do it in a pan over a fire and watch carefully

[SneakierBunny57]

oh wow its actually a thing, i did not expect that