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Arsenal of Lulz V7

Adds a Dwemer lulzbox to Markrath Guard Tower that contains various overpowered and simply lulzy weapons and spells to cause havoc.

Currently, there are only few items added to the Dwemer lulzbox, but more will be added... if I feel like it.

Current list of lulzbox contents:
-Ubershiv. An extremely overpowered shiv. Nothing fancy at all, but works fine when you need to instakill someone.
-Bottled Ghost Essence. Poison that makes it's victim appear as a ghost.
-Wackhammer: a conjureable hammer that makes people fly away when hit.
-Ultra Wackhammer: an immproved version of the wackhammer, swings faster, hits harder, paralyzes the victims to get stuck in retarted poses.
-Wabbajack Spell: Just like the good old wabbajack, but in a free spell form!
-Amulet of Cheating: Another overpowered item for when you don't want to die while spreading chaos.
-Staff of Long Paralysis: Shoots a paralysing beam that... paralyzes.
-Terroflame Staff: What can be more fun that scared people on fire runing around?! NOTHING! And what guarantees you'll have scared burning people for the rest of the year? This staff!
-Rage Ray: For when you want to start a guard riot.
-Pants of Stuff: Nothing special. No seriously. These pants are totally ordinary and won't set you on fire or something... or will they?

Added in V2:
-Werewolf Ale: Simply transforms you into a werewolf.
-Combustible Sweet Roll: when life gives you sweetrolls, rub them all over guard's face!
-Insta Freeze: An immproved version of Ice Form shout, now as a staff!
-Dremorize Spell: Works just like Wabbajack spell, but instead of beeing random dremorizes the target.

Added in V3:
-Dagger of Hircine: Turns the victim into a werewolf. Permamently.
-Anarchy: Everyone in the area of effect starts fighting each other.
-Superweapon: Any unenchanted weapon you hold instakills anyone and makes them fly.
-Free Telekinesis: An unsucessful try to create a mass telekinesis.

Added in V4:
-Conversion Spells! Turn anyone you want into a human, elf, khajiit, argonian, orc, elderly nord (Yes that's a separate race in Skyrim!), draugr, mannequin or skeleton! Warning, this spell is pretty hilarious yet unstable, do not cast the conversion spell on a character that already belongs to that race!

Added in V5:
-Wolf, Sabrecat and Mudcrab conversions added.

Added in V6:
-Amulet of Slowing Time. Slows time, almost completely. Try combining with whackhammer, you may experience some... intresting results.
-Calm Frenzied: Added by request, removes frenzy effects from the target.
-Total Absorbation: Completely absorbs stamina and magicka of the target.

Added in V8:
-Total Absorbation absorbs health instead of stamina.
-Conjure Death Champion of Doom. Nobody lived to tell us who the champion really is, but it must be something terrible!
-LULZBOX items are not stolen items when you take them anymore.

So yea, that's it for now. But if I'll feel like it I'll add more overpowered and hilarious items for you to cause chaos with. Feel free to give your own suggestions - I am pretty bad with scripting at the moment, but I may still be capable to conjure up your idea.

Thanks to Fruit ♥♥♥♥ for giving me a suggestion that inspired me to make this mod!
Also, thanks to Netraxs for his ideas!

IT IS RECOMMENDED TO SAVE A GAME BEFORE USING ANY STUFF FROM THIS MOD. IT MAY BE GAMEBREAKING AND CAUSE UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES!