How to destroy a block in 10 steps

How to destroy a block in 10 steps:

This guide took since 2011 to think of, and it is the simplist way:

1: Go to the desert, and down.(if you hit the snow, it is likely on the other side)
2: Dig to the jungle.
3: Kill Plantera.(his weakness is wooden pickaxes)
4: Dig down to the underworld.
5: Go the opposite direction to the direction of the desert from spawn.
6: When you go slightly past spawn go up.
7: When you hit the snow biome get your bombs and blow up EVERYTHING until the moon lord arives
8: Go to the surface.
9: Download a mod that adds a new missing thing terraria needs "pickaxe", and obtain one.
10:Hit and hold for a bit on the block with your pickaxe, and enjoy your first mined block.

It has been tested and if even one step isn't followed exactly, it won't work.
Also, when it is time to destroy the next block, do the instructions again.

Notes:
If your privates are stuck in anything:
Call a doctor to call your parents to call the police to call a doctor about that.
If moonlord summons incorrectly:
Make a new world and start over.
If one step is still to confusing:
Ask me about it, or go to a guide about it.

The Guide

How to destroy a block in 10 steps:

This guide took since 2011 to think of, and it is the simplist way:

1: Go to the desert, and down.(if you hit the snow, it is likely on the other side)
2: Dig to the jungle.
3: Kill Plantera.(his weakness is wooden pickaxes)
4: Dig down to the underworld.
5: Go the opposite direction to the direction of the desert from spawn.
6: When you go slightly past spawn go up.
7: When you hit the snow biome get your bombs and blow up EVERYTHING until the moon lord arives
8: Go to the surface.
9: Download a mod that adds a new missing thing terraria needs "pickaxe", and obtain one.
10:Hit and hold for a bit on the block with your pickaxe, and enjoy your first mined block.

It has been tested and if even one step isn't followed exactly, it won't work.
Also, when it is time to destroy the next block, do the instructions again.

Notes:
If your privates are stuck in anything:
Call a doctor to call your parents to call the police to call a doctor about that.
If moonlord summons incorrectly:
Make a new world and start over.
If one step is still to confusing:
Ask me about it, or go to a guide about it.

[Drake4]

"[DH] Rat Smacker Aug 28 @ 9:24pm
ok look i know these are jokes but i genuinely hate these, instead of helpful guides and boss tips it's "how to mine a block" or "how to make a tin broadsword" or some shit and i hate it."
Can you explain your reason?
Side note: I would have asked on your profile if I could?

[wateer]

easier way: defeat every single boss in the game
2 get the zenith
3 kill every single enemy in the game
4 survive in master mode in hardcore for 1 year
5 fight all the bosses at the same time
6 explore every single biome in the game
7 survival blood moon solar eclipse old one's army martian madness
8 get the strongest pickaxe (you cant do this step cause you have to break a block)
9 dig 1 dirt
10 tell your freinds
11 they dont care



















12 KILL THEM ALL









13 BURN THEIR FAMIALY









14 EAT THEM











EAT THEM ALL












july 9th 2019 the dirt block incident

[Godifier]

make another guide on what to do with dirt block plz

[Vessel]

Damn it took while but I can finally brag to my friends about my Dirt block :D

[Buttersnipe]

100/10

[TheBulbasaurGuy]

ok look i know these are jokes but i genuinely hate these, instead of helpful guides and boss tips it's "how to mine a block" or "how to make a tin broadsword" or some shit and i hate it.

[Raflelks]

OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH

This took me so much time and i couldn't figure it out, u saved my ass
Thanks man

[INVYSTYLZ]

Holy! Thank you so much! I needed this!!