How to speak French for holdfast

This guide will not only make the community look at French people in a different way but will also inspire enlisted men to yell "HON HON HON HON HON HON HON OUI OUI BAGUETTE" at the top of your lungs but also destroy your vocal cords while yelling "POUR LA FRANCE MES AMIS".

First thing's first

You must despise all British or Prussian soldiers, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. When facing a Prussian, you must yell "C'MON MES AMIS, PUSH THEM BACK TO BERLIN". When facing a British, you must say these exact words "HON HON HON, TAKE MY BAYONNET BAGUETTE YOU ENGLISH PIG DOG!". So this is the first part done with facing the aboslute worst people in the world. HON HON very well done!

Secondly

Whenever you speak you need to always yell as loud as you can, so that the enemy can hear you rant about baguettes and the bakery. Things like "HON HON, BAGUETTE" OR "POUR LA FRANCE ET LES CROISSANTS". As long as you can do that, you will be the best Frenchman in the entire server.

To conclude...

If you have done all the steps of the Frenchman training, you will be able to make the French team as great as the baguette eating people of the olden times. If you have followed all of these steps, you are French worthy of the title "Enlisted but very loud and entertaining Frenchy man." Now go on and make the French team win with the voice that you have!

[Don Schlappo]

i wrote it to my wife,so she don't interrupted upcoming weekend battles

[SickBoy]

Tabarnak

[nothappytoseeyou]

"poutine" is also a viable call out.

[Heretix]

watch monty pythons holy grail, the french knows how to taunt the brits lol, great movie

[Master Baiter]

taking notes

[PaTso]

guys this game is not opening plesa help mee

[BeB6c2a]

Thank you bro

[Bingu!]

@Dr.Miles we dont want to ruin our teeth thanks

[Dr.Miles]

make a British version

[eddiedef]

HON HON HON