Tips to get Maximum Enjoyment out of the Game

A quick guide on how to get the most enjoyment out of Assassin's Creed Odyssey.

Step 1

Open and play the game. I know its obvious, but you will have to play the game I little, to understand some of the basics before this guide will be helpful.

Step 2

You realise that the game is actually pure trash, with no assassin's, no lore consistencies, a massive grind to tempt you into the store to buy booster packs and a little bit of political correctness thrown in too. This game is basically a really bad witcher 3 rip off with no soul.

Step 3

Quit the game, and click uninstall.

Step 4

Go into the steam store, search "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" into the seach bar, click the game, and then add to cart. Then play the crap out of it and realise how much better it is than this new "Assassin's Creed" trash.

The end

I hope you found this guide helpful, and if you are a salty 13 year old kid with no sense of humour feel free to downvote and report it, and maybe drop a few death threats into the comments below, cus I already know thats gonna happen. Cya!

[player0n3]

You sure went full defensive mode towards the end of the article, but still a good read. Thanks!

[2Scribble]

Hm? No I kind of expected a stupid troll attempt - so I wasn't surprised - BUT... ... -rubs hands- I just CAN'T get enough of the comment section!!!!!

-climbs into recliner and starts scrolling through the swamp while giggling quietly-

[Fiona the Gamer]

This is not funny and witcher 3 is absolute trash.

[Tzcherixu]

Aww man, and I thought you had some genuine tips. But I guess the joke will suffice.
But I actually agree to some extent, especially the grinding part. Some new things are cool, but other things I miss.
Almost no notes to find and read (like in Origins) and no history database. Things that made the older games great. But it is playable and far from trash IMO.

I have already played through Witcher 3 (last year).
And a replay is still too soon. :/

[Visiblur]

God this was forced. What a cringy attempt at humour.

[ilike0000]

Witcher III is one of the best games I've ever played (RPG). Funny post haha

[Stein]

i mean i think everyone knows the witcher 3 is better but i dont think this game is too horrible...

[Bhzzz-]

you are a genious brother ahahah

[White Altar Prophet]

iff u dose no down post, i wil die ur lief!!!11 >=(((((((((



(if you couldnt tell this was a joke)

[Kezn]

lol