All Objectives and Achievements Guide - Main and Hidden

Guide to all main and hidden objectives in Party Hard 2.

Update as of 6 April 2019: Capturing the underboss and professor in the Laboratory has been updated. I apologize that it took so long to get to it, but I haven't been able to get to Steam much lately.
I do plan to add a section on the DLC, but it's dependent on my having the time to actually play it. That may be a while.
Also considering adding a Russian translation some time in the distant future.
Thank you to everyone who's been leaving comments and tips.

Note: We've achieved mediocrity, hooray!

Club

Main Objectives:
-Kill Dealers Criminal

-Kill Sorters Criminal

-Hide a Body Stealth

-Destroy Army Crates Criminal

Other Objectives:
-Provoke a Fight Mystic
To do this: Walk up to the bouncer at the right side of the map, there will be a cutscene.













-Kill them All Anarchy

-No 911 Calls Stealth

Bar

Main Objectives:
-Kill Dealers Criminal

-Kill Bikers Criminal

-Kill them All Anarchy

-Bribe the Punk
You first need money from the safe. The safe code is on a poster inside the club, in the little pole dancing room off the main dance floor.












The safe is in a room in the top right of the map.
Then give the money to the punk - any of the guys wearing a black jacket and with a red spiked mohawk should work.















Other Objectives:
-No 911 Calls Stealth

-Call the Circus Mystic
There's a poster on the outside wall, look at it to call the circus.










-Capture the Bear Mystic
To do this you must stun the bear, not kill it. Stun bombs work, but using the bouncer's stun gun is easier.










-Turn the Bear Over to the Cops Mystic
Once the bear is stunned, get someone to call the police. When they arrive, put the bear in the trunk of the cop car.

-Find Pills/Use Pills Anarchy
First find some pills, any kind seems to work. So far in each attempt I've found a bottle in the bathroom near the dance floor. Then go around to the side of the building where there are usually some bikers sleeping and dump the pills into the air conditioning unit on the side of the building.
Note: Images to come soon

Hospital

Main Objectives:
-Kill Targets Criminal

-Don't Scare Targets Stealth
It's pretty hard to actually scare the targets - just don't leave a chaotic mess of bodies everywhere and this one should be easy.

-Examine the Blocked Room Mystic
To get into the blocked room, throw a molotov at the stuff blocking the door. There's a gas can in the alley on the far left, and a bottle of booze below the buffet table.

Other Objectives:
-Read Hospital Registry Criminal
This is just the little computer in the blocked room.













-Destroy the Evidence Stealth
The evidence is a little bong-looking thing in the room below the blocked room, on the table.













To destroy it, just pick it up and plant it on any random partygoer.

-Get Past the Guards with an ID
The IDs are carried by the three paramedics at the party (the guys in blue shirts carrying red
medkits and by the guy in a suit with a cane.



-Use a Stun Gun
The patrolling military guy carries a stun gun. Sometimes there's also one in a box.

-Resurrect a Guard
The guards are the burly nurse guys inside the hospital. To resurrect one, just kill him and drag him into one of the operating rooms to the bed.

-All IDs
You just have to pick up each of them once, you don't have to carry them all at once.

-No 911 Calls

Motel

Main Objectives:
-Kill the Bikers Criminal

-Kill the Goons Criminal

-Blow up Trucks Criminal

-Examine Blocked Room Criminal
A molotov will take care of the furniture once again. There are two on the topmost truck.

Other Objectives:
-Set up the Drug Dealer Criminal
There's a suitcase in the blocked room. Just take it to the spot marked on the map to set up the dealer.

-Bury Three Partygoers Mystic
Toss three corpses into the open grave behind the motel building.


-10 ExplosionsAnarchy
There are some crates of TNT scattered about the level, and there's a forklift somewhere. The easiest way to cause explosions is to just park the TNT in the middle of the street - when the cops or the cars full of bikers come rushing through, BOOM.

-Summon a UFO Mystic
There's a hatch in the bottom right corner of the map.

To summon the UFO, first you need a computer chip. The goon who patrols along the bottom of the map has it most of the time.

Next you need a can of soda - this usually doesn't spawn on the map itself, one of the bikers will drop it. Use both items on the hatch to summon the UFO.


-Kill the Aliens Mystic
Once you've summoned the UFO, you can teleport to it by standing in the middle of its tractor
beam - make sure to do it at full health because it will hurt. Then just get rid of the 8 aliens on the ship. Acid is a good way to do this.

-No 911 Calls

-Run Over 15 Partygoers Anarchy - Credit to MuMu for adding
Can be done with the motorcycle in the parking lot, or with the forklift that spawns either in the cage on the left or on the far right of the map.

The motorcycle is much faster; however, the forklift seems to mask your appearance somewhat, making it less likely you'll get blamed. Also people who just walk into the side of it will die.

Amusement Park

Main Objectives:
-Kill Targets Criminal

-Rescue Hostages Criminal

-Set up Partying Cop Anarchy
The evidence to set up the cop is the skull to the right of the stage.


Other Objectives:
-Kill them All Anarchy

-No 911 Calls Stealth
NOTE: Bugged as of 11/17/18

-Sing a Song Mystic
Just go up on stage and you will be prompted.

-Destroy the Helicopter with Fireworks Mystic
To get a helicopter to show up in the first place, you'll need to kill off a few cops. The easiest way I've found to do this is to use the forklift. Pick up their car when they show up and it prevents them from getting back into it and makes them easy to run over. Do this with about four officers and a police copter will show up. Now you'll need to destroy it. The fireworks are in front of some beach chairs near where you found the evidence.

If you go to the bottom left corner of the map you'll see that the helicopter will hover in that area while shining its spotlight forward, giving you a good angle to shoot the fireworks at it without getting caught.

Factory

Main Objectives:
-Kill them All Anarchy

-Get Office Keycard Stealth
The keycard is held by the blond guy who throws money around in the bottom left-most office in the building.


-Kill Managers Criminal
This will be prompted after you get the keycard. Who the managers are seems to be random.

-Find Explosives
There are some TNT crates outside near the loading dock.

-Blow Up Drug Tanks Anarchy
The drug tanks are in a row in the main room. You can put some TNT next to them and then toss a molotov at it and that will do the trick, or you can use a grenade.

-No Alerts
This is trickier than the usual "No 911 calls" in that if an NPC spots a body or there's an explosion the alerts are triggerd instantly.

Other Objectives:
-Get a 10x Combo Anarchy
There are several ways to go about this. One way I like is to get the grenade from the room in the far back right corner, then use the stripper to lure all the guards into the surveillance room. Then toss the grenade in while they're distracted.

-Call a Stripper Mystic
There are two server racks and a van outside blocking a back entrance to the surveillance room.

Move one of the server racks with the forklift to get in, and then look at the poster in the room to call a stripper.


-All Photos Mystic
There are four photos total in the level. Three are dropped by random NPCs and look like postcards; the fourth is on some crates behind the acid.


-Get Past Acid Mystic
In the back left of the map is a little maze of crates covered in acid. You can either wait for the acid to disappear, which can take a while, or you can get a can of water and pour it as you walk to wash away the acid.

Boss 1

Main Objective:
Kill the Bodyguard Criminal

Other Objectives:
-Melee Only Anarchy
Kill the guard just by stabbing him.

-Stun 3 Times Stealth
Throwing molotovs at the boss is a good way to knock him down and stun him.


-Poison
There's a bottle of poisoned booze in the level that you can give him to get this.


-Complete in Under 3 Minutes Stealth

North Cape Hotel

Main Objectives:
-Kill them All Anarchy

-Question Partygoers Criminal

-Kill Targets Criminal
The targets will be marked once the three partygoers have been questioned.

Other Objectives:
-Light up the Christmas Tree Mystic
Throw a molotov at it or douse it in gasoline and toss a lighter. The aim is kinda tricky.

-Push Partygoers Off Cliff Anarchy
On the left side of the map is a bridge and its safety railing has a gap in it.

You need to toss five people off the side. Picking up sleeping partygoers and tossing them still counts.

-Call a Cleaning Woman Anarchy
Behind the "Cache" is a poster that lets you call a cleaning woman. The cache can be destroyed any of the usual ways.


-Get Bigfoot Drunk Mystic
This has multiple steps to it. First you need to get behind the bouncer guarding the balcony and look at the poster that says "Bigfoot doesn't exist."


Next you'll be prompted to examine some tracks near a pile of broken bookcases.


Destroy the bookcases to find a yeti asleep behind them.


Use some booze on him to get him drunk.


-No 911 Calls Stealth

Subway

Main Objectives:
-Talk to Underboss

-Succeed in under 6 Minutes

This level is straightforward. The killer will first say he needs a GPS unit - this is in the room in the bottom right just above the tracks. From there the GPS opens with the 'party vision' key and you just need to make your way to the trian with the underboss on it. When you've found him, you'll be prompted to stop the train, which you can do with the little red emergency levers.

VIP Club

Main Objectives:
-Kill Targets Criminal
You'll need the target list for this - it's on the computer that's randomly in the middle of the club.

-Burn 3 Stacks of Cash Criminal

-Kill them All Anarchy

Other Objectives:
-Get a 15x Combo Anarchy
Good ways to do this include dumping water everywhere and electrocuting people, and running them over with the sportscar.

-Chickens Lived! Mystic
There's a single chicken wandering around the level at the start.


If you go to the limo in the alley and open the door, another FIFTEEN chickens emerge and run off everywhere.


It's best to just keep an eye on the one chicken and not let the others out until you've finished blowing things up.

-Poison 5 Partygoers Anarchy
To do this you'll first need to bribe the bartender. You can get some cash off the stacks in the back. Then just poison the punch and watch the chaos.

-Silently Take Out Security Stealth
The guards can be lured outside individually and killed to get this one.

-No 911 Calls Stealth

-Kill the Aliens Mystic At the start of the level, a UFO appears. Stand in its light to transport up, just like the one for the motel. You only get one chance at this, as if you leave the UFO it will fly away. The aliens can either be stabbed (careful, if they catch you they'll kill you), set on fire, etc.

Bridge

Main Objectives:
-Kill Bikers Criminal

-Find Target List Criminal
This is on one of the bikers. You may have to kill all of them before you find it.


-Kill Targets Criminal

-Kill them All Anarchy

Other Objectives:
-Make Underboss Fly Mystic
There's a balloon on the left side of the level. The underboss is the guy in the long white pimp coat.


-Pay for Strip Tease Mystic
Cash will either be lying on the ground near a car or in a box. Sometimes a partygoer drops it.
Sometimes no cash spawns. The stripper is the woman wearing a black bikini with long
blonde hair that's in pigtails.


Sometimes more than one partygoer like this spawns and it's impossible to tell which is the stripper, so this one may take several tries.

-Throw Partygoers Off Bridge Anarchy
There's a little set of stairs at the bottom of the bridge that you can step out on to toss people
over the side. Be careful you don't walk off the edge yourself. Toss five people.


-Kill Partygoers with Acid Anarchy
You can pile several sleeping people next to the barrels of nuclear waste to do this, dance near
the barrels to attract people, throw cash, or use a boom box. Once people are gathered around, spill the acid. You need to melt five people.

-Alarm Bikers Anarchy
Letting a couple bodies be discovered should do the trick.

Punch Club

Main Objectives:
-Gain Entry to the Club Stealth
One of the guys outside will have an ID card you can use to get past the bouncer. Alternately,
you can sneak in through the bathroom vents.

-Kill Targets Anarchy

-Kill them All Anarchy

Other Objectives:

-Call SWAT Anarchy
There's a poster in one of the bathrooms that will let you call a SWAT team.


-Panic the Ladies Criminal
If someone inside the club dies it will usually panic the ladies. It's actually harder not to make the ladies panic.

-Win the Fight Mystic
Stun the two guys beating each other up in the ring, either with the bouncer's stun gun or with a stun grenade from the trunk of a cop car. As of 1/16/19, this is bugged and will appear in the level but not on the select screen.


-Destroy the Weapons Mystic
Credit to Loewkie for alerting me to this one. There are some guns on the right wall in the bottom right corner room in the club. Destroy them either with a stun grenade from the cop car/purple boxes, or by throwing the molotov from outside at them.

Laboratory

Main Objectives:
-Kill them All Anarchy

-Kill Targets

-Free Man in Cage
This is the guy in the box in the middle. You can just walk up and open it.

-Free Test Subjects Anarchy
To do this there's a computer panel in the little balcony that overlooks the main room.


-Capture the Professor and
-Capture the Underboss
These are the two guys overlooking the center room with the cage. The easiest way to capture them is by tazing them, though stun bombs that you can get in the trunk of police cars are also effective. This objective is also super easy if you're playing as the panda.

Other Objectives:
-Make a Person Into a Zombie Mystic
There's a poster in the main room about zombies. Next to it is a guy tied to the wall, just free him.


-No 911 Calls Stealth

-All IDs Mystic
IDs can be found on the guys in the white hazmat suits. There are four. You only need to pick them up once each.

-Ignite Rocket Engine Anarchy
The rocket requires three things: Fuel, nuclear substance, and a computer chip. The fuel is in
the back of police cars so you'll have to get the cops called several times to get it. The nuclear substance is on a desk in one of the rooms on the right side.


The computer chip can be found in a box once you've unlocked it - to unlock it you need to fill the 'Mystic' bar all the way. And it doesn't spawn all the time. Or even very often. So be prepared to restart a lot to get it. It takes me an average of ten restarts before the chip spawns.
Credit to users Tridenta and MuMu for the chip needed for the rocket.

Achievements

Tips below the achievements list.







Tips and Tricks

There's always a line to cross
The easiest way to take out a cop is to run him over with the forklift on either the amusement park or factory levels.

I just want to get some sleep; Stop them by any means; One feet of stainless
In the VIP Club level, grab the water can from the kitchen and use it to draw a perimeter around all those people on the dance floor (you can also refill the can in the kitchen). Then, take the stun gun from one of the bouncers and toss it into the line of water to leave most of the partygoers doing the 'Electric Slide'.

Catch me if... You can't
On the motel level, stand near the manhole at the bottom left or at the far right and every time the cops get near you, switch sides before they've "spotted" you.

Look, mom, a flying pig!
Several levels, including the amusement park, VIP Club and Punch club, have air tanks with balloons attached to them. If you can lure a cop near one, you can stick the balloons to him for this achievement. Alternately, there's always a balloon in the blocked room of the Hospital level that you can carry with you and attach to a cop as you please.

I take - I give
You can get this one just by replaying the hospital level several times.

Brick on a throttle
The VIP club is the easiest place to get this one, just set off the car in the showroom window.

Pedestreak
There's a motorcycle on the Motel level, a good spot to run people over is near the topmost of the three trucks where a lot of people gather to dance. Sometimes a motorcycle also spawns on the VIP Club level, which you can ride into the building.

Partygoer's Guide to Substances
Just use a bottle of alcohol on ten people until they start throwing up.

Click-CLUCK, mother******
Two levels have chickens you can release: The VIP club has fourteen chickens in the limo parked in the alley, and the Bridge has five or six chickens in the limo parked toward the right side.

ПОБЕДА (Victory)
You should get this one when you stun the two guys in the boxing ring in the Punch Club level.

Shish kebab, anyone?
Find a large group of people and pour a ring of gasoline through or around them, then light it. This should also take care of IT SMELL LIKE A FLESH.

They died with odor
Use pills on the vents outside the building in one of the first two levels.

Wanted your paid sick days, huh?
The VIP Club is the easiest place to do this one, you can kill a security guard and use the stun gun he drops to hit another guard.

He's like a rat
Go into any of the blocked areas such as the fourth room in the Motel or the office in the Hospital.

Boss won't know
Use the poster in the office of the Factory level to call a stripper. It's also a great way to get rid of the security guards.

Who said this whole thing was outdated?
There are a couple zombie options: Putting three people in the grave behind the Motel will result in a zombie, as will freeing the one behind the rocket in the Laboratory.

The mask told me to
The most difficult achievement. Complete all the hidden objectives on every level. As of 1/16/2019 this is not doable as the "win the fight" objective on Punch Club is glitched. More updates to come.

[S1MpN471On]

how do i ride bikes? theyre all "broken down"
cant find any info on how to access them

[DarkMakor]

Also to RedPidgeon if you ever add the information i provided to fill the holes in your guide or if my comments are good enough it's fine, i'm just glad to help or even add more clarity to the guide since your guide helped my journey to 100% completion of the game. I also noticed achievements and progress doesn't really post to steam unless you play as darius, any other characters don't post any progress towards the achievements, but it will post towards the 2,500 points for criminal, anarchy, stealth, and mystic. Also for some reason i got the mask told me to even without doing every single hidden objective in the game so that's cool i guess. And somehow i also got it without 100% game completion which was also surprising after i filled and ignited the rocket with the three items in the lab level. Also both glitched Objectives at the amusement park and the punch clubs win the fight are patched on the game as of the time writing this: 10-26-2024

[DarkMakor]

Drunk Yeti - after looking at the footprints in the current version as of 10-26-2024 you can only molotov the bookcases, in the games older versions you could easily destroy them by just stabbing the bookcases but not anymore.
Goon Cache / Call The Cleaning Lady Poster - To get past the cache there will be a bulldozer in the lower-right corner of the map that has a chance of spawning but, sometimes it won't spawn at all, just start the bulldozer and it will destroy the blockage allowing access to the goon cache.

Lastly, The Rocket Chip in the Lab, i found as loot by killing a random white hazmat suit NPC, not inside a loot crate meaning it's possible to complete this objective now not based on random chance with the loot crates alone anymore as of the time i write this: 10-26-2024

Hope this helps fill some holes i found in the guide i saw with the objectives lol. and thank you RedPidgeon for helping me reach 100% achievement completion of the game.

[DarkMakor]

Factory no alerts worked for me if you DO NOT attack the 3 NPC's in the keycard room as they DO NOT count towards the total killcount required. The second reason you don't want to kill them is because if you do, the NPC's that come to "bully" them will still seek them out even after they die, resulting in an alert and a police call unless you can manage to store their dead bodies in a trash bin or barrel, i highly suggest you leave them alone. Trust me. The easiest way to get no alerts is by killing all NPC's but those 3 in the whole map, take out the 9 guards first, and pile the bodies in the lower left corner of the map without anyone seeing you. Simple right?

[DarkMakor]

The Factory Blonde guy is incorrect, in the older build of the game he may have dropped it but in the current version of the game as of the time i write this: 10-26-2024 - The man with the hood drops the keycard now instead.
The 11 Factory managers are NOT random. - There are 11 NPC's working the lab wearing white hazmat suits that walk back and forth dumping trash in a parking lot with 3-4 guards keeping watch on them, take out the guards and pickoff the 11 "managers" i mean white hazmat suit guys working the lab and dumping trash, after collecting the keycard first and killing the 11 lab workers next it will tell you to blow up the 4 lab tanks with a forklift and 2 TNT crates. I don't recommend going this route for no alerts but if you can pull it off by all means try it.

[BeLe]

Not sure if this is a glitch or intended, but in the Bar level you don't need to stun the bear. You can pick him up un-stunned.
If you do want to stun him anyway, make sure you do it somewhere secret, because passerby call the police on you if you stun him in sight. Carrying the stunned bear does not trigger them, though

[Joseph Stalin]

Hi there! This is the best guide I've ever seen! Despite this guidance I completely got a lot of achievements! Thank you so much! However,I have difficulties with the last one!I can't receive The mask told me to!I have 100 percent of progress.Someone knows how I can get it?

[Distance Of Shadows]

Thx for the guide, but how do you make the UFO appear in the VIP club? The only time I've seen it is flying over the club. There isn't a light to stand it

[BigBear3612]

Dude, you are the best! Thank you for this amazing guide. Great job.

[MerL]

Amusement Park: -No 911 Calls is called -No Police Coming and can be done. You just have to kill the Cop that is running around with something explosive and hide the body in a corner where no one will find him. I still don't know if he counts to the kills. Perhaps you can let him alive.