How to be a wholesome survivor

This is an In-depth guide on how to be a wholesome survivor!
So kick back relax and get camped.

Steps

Step 1 - Bring Odd Bulb Utility Flashlight, Dead Hard and D - Strike perks everygame.


Step 2 - Teabag the killer at every given moment ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERY PALLET STUN.


Step 3 - Have a private profile with funny DBD pic of survivor or killer.


Step 4 - Always farm and body block your teammates to ensure your survival.


Step 5 - Never complete gens or Hex totems because that would be unfair for the killer :(


Step 6 - If times look rough and your gonna go down, point at a locker before going down to waste the killers time. If they check it and look at you, teabag and dc.


Step 7 - Be sure to say GG after every game and when the killer says GG back, instantly reply with sike and leave the lobby.


Step 8 (Final and most important step) - Make sure you ALWAYS use the Gideon Meat Plant (The Game) offering to ensure your team has a hard time finding totems and surviving.


Well thanks for letting me waste your time with this guide!

Please be sure to rate and favourite so I can feed myself and my Doggo :)

[TJR]

scammer

[XO]

No, you’re not a gamer.
no no no no no, you’re NOT a REAL gamer.

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Sincerely, all of us actual gamers.

[Beware:]

no problem im glad i could help :)

[I Love Feet]

Wow! Thank you for this amazing and in-depth guide on how to be a wholesome survivor! I have also used this guide irl and i have made many friends. I can now t-bag on my bullies in highschool and now they no longer make fun of my spongebob backpack. Thank you so much <3

[XO]

no way, thank you for the guide i got so many people praising me for being a wholesome survivor. they were saying nice things like kys *keep yourself safe* right?

[Aiiyo]

KING

[˚༺☆༻˚]

works 10/10 recommended

[I Love Feet]

ahh yes 5 head

[XO]

he spittin straight fax right there!

[Loober]

this is legit