Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash

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HOW 2 RELEASE DEMAHN
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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO RELEASE THE DEMAHN AND EVER WONDERD WHY YOUR USING CAPS LOCK? well no worry, ill tell you how to release the demahn ONCE AND FOR ALL, AND STOP USING CAPS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
   
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step 1: starting geomtry dash
we all know starting games is easy, and to start it you will need to listen to "kids guide to the internet" and defragment geomtry dash, it will be easy, and it will look like this:

halfway through defragminting, you will need to put milk, plastic and wood in a blender at full speed for 5 minutes, then toss it in the microwave for 20 minutes and eat it.

then launch geomtry dash, was that easy?
because the game will do another defragminting test, that will look like this

and then you will be able to play geomtry dash!
step 2: fight the easy face on the level "stero madness"
you will need to enter the level stero madness and die 9001 times, then exit the level and the easy face on the level will come out of the computer


he will poop in your blender and then challenge you to a game of "marios smash and dash", if you have a keyboard, it is strongly recomended that you play, because the only orther way to fight him is through bloodbath

after that you will have won and got 200 demonds. go to the hammer and wrench button and click on it, then click on a lock on the right hand upper corner. then type in "challenge" and complete his challenge.

then go into the basement and take your prize and suddenly............
step 3: demahn!
the demahn will be released after completing the 3 special gaunlets that have cheese. and the demahn will look like this

he will say "RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB RUBRUB"

and at that point the keymaster will drop his keys and fart and he will says it smells really bad. and then more drfagminting!
step 4: profit!
the demahn will give u a prize from the circus. it will include....
the king

6 sticks of mighty putty

a nice bedtime story



but to claim it you will need wincleaner, the worst antivirus program






btw winclearner is a virus!
12 bình luận
B 5 Thg10, 2021 @ 6:25am 
U forgot the final 500 steps wjere you defrag some more
GrouseHound 25 Thg06, 2019 @ 7:22pm 
Dis gude wa s teh bet sting eer





also its a joke guide you guys
TOTO By Africa 24 Thg07, 2018 @ 4:43pm 
danc mems, broccen dreems.
Lar Dass 24 Thg07, 2018 @ 8:44am 
just a bunch of crap low quality bait imaged put together 0/10 for trolling
we ALL smashing femboyhami 23 Thg07, 2018 @ 2:41pm 
TERRIBLE
JUST
TERRIBLE
THIS IS NOT A GUIDE AT ALL
Vinnie 23 Thg07, 2018 @ 1:42am 
wtf is this ?
marble304 22 Thg07, 2018 @ 5:02pm 
This is the most unfunny thing I have seen in a while. I'm being completely honest. This honestly hurts to look at.

thanks 2008
Sweet Genius 22 Thg07, 2018 @ 1:47am 
this is so sad can we hit 10 subscribers for face reveal
grassyleaf 21 Thg07, 2018 @ 2:53pm 
I laughed so much ;)

The geometry dash community is cancer
T-01-31 20 Thg07, 2018 @ 10:19pm 
LOL