Cube meet translation.

Too lazy to translate what the giant golden cube is babbling at you? This is just for you!

Actually I was hoping that during the game you'd find an item that would translate everything, turns out you find an item, but it doesn't automatically translate everything. On the upside, I feel a bit more fluent in cubeish now.

All the things translated!

[themonsterofthenet]

This one is part of a puzzle: "Please answer this security question: What's my name?"/"Security question hint: My first half is what it is; my second half is half of what made it." I still can't solve this stupid riddle >:(

[themonsterofthenet]

While we're at it, let me add some more translations. Building with warp gate on the roof: Neon sign says "warp gate" (front and back), the wall with the big symbol says "hub number five" (the big symbol is a 5), the other wall says "industrial district welcome". Stones near warp gates say "warp room". Wall of big blue building containing telescope says "the points constellate, conspire to create shapes, shapes to tesselate". Wall of another big blue building says "all of time and space, and the space outside of space, does it ever end?" Building with neon signs: "good", "work", "Zu", "eat meat", "watch out for black holes", and the plain sign says "Nu Zu". "Zu" shows up in many places, and the cemetery has multiple instances of the phrase "dots to dots". The 4 symbols on one of the treasure maps just spell "cube".

[abhainnxv]

"Enjoy your free hat"

[ULTRA__A]

cool

[Bangimantas Žudys]

Can you add all the translations?

[Noodle!!]

lol

[UltraGaming49]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lecker Kebap]

I can confirm the translation as I deciphered it by myself. The humor is quite special in this one.

[Emviar]

This is hilarious!

[big the cat]

Reminder that most of the text throughout the game is very similar in its sense of humour.
For example, in the gateway area to the future version of Zu, the purple obelisk covered in writing reads "I am trapped in a fez factory. Please send help."