how to eat real life food to survive and play garrys mod

Today i will show you how to eat real life food in order to survive so you can play garrys mod longer

finding the food

first off you need to get up from your desk and leave the room,some of you may find this hard but dont worry you will always come back.When you are outside your room you will need to find the "kitchen", when you are in the "kitchen" you will need to open the "fridge" which stores the food.

the fridge

once you open the fridge it should be very cold and bright..The food will be stored in containers, open those containers and place the food on a plate.A plate is a circular disk made out of ceramic that is usually found in cuboards.Once you have done all that you are ready to put it in the "Microwave"

the microwave

the microwave is a small box looking item that you will need to warm your food up,if you dont warm the food up it will taste like ♥♥♥♥ so i suggest using a microwave instead of just eating it cold like a savage.this is what a microwave looks like .open the door of the microwave, place the food in and then shut the door.Now you must select how long you want to warm it up for using the buttons.I would suggest about 1-3 minutes.

eat!

Once you have waited for the microwave to do its magic you can take the plate with the food out and eat it! If you dont know how to chew and swallow and then you die, then thats just called natural ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ selection.I hope you enjoyed and learned from this guide, goodnight.

[ano]

Lol when I start my PC I have a stack of foods next to me

[Hop]

Same, tho.

[CrashOutLarry]

Why am I still subscribed to this thread?!

[TRILLIONS MUST DIE!]

i dunt have mikro wave ? afrika ,
send donetion for water & mikro wave < 3

[Hoofly]

Insttuctions undaleaxds, englojck nas umbaerstand

[pj]

instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster

[Gabea2010]

instructions unclear, there was no hot dogs in the fridge and the dog died when i warmed it up,

[ReachX9]

m u f f i n t i m e

[Smokey]

Instructions unclear, bottom was stuck to chair, had to get up with chair on bottom, also no food in the fridge, just "hot dogs" (which i dont know why dogs look like that) and the microwave was no work ploz hahlp

[CrashOutLarry]

Great question, just pour liquid directly down throat and swallow; and of course, don't forget to chew!