"Here's my best quality swedish Star Wars comic ever. Based on video with same name.

Here's english translation:

(Name) Darth Wiener has destroyed all Danish pastries.

(P2) Luke, I has destroyed all Danish pastries.
(P3) No. Who the hell are you really?
(P4) I is your baker.
(P5) Nooooo!.
(P6) At the end we can get the galaxy to eat Mandelkubb.
(P7) Wienerbröööööö!
(P8) Hell.

Note:
Jej = Jag = I
Naej = Nej = no
Faen = Fan = Danm/Hell

Wienerbröd = Danish pastry
Mandelkubb = Mandelklubb (Swedish pastry)"