How to praise to horatio, god of blueberries

Today i will show you how to praise to horatio are god and the do and donts of prasing horatio, god of blue berries

What you need to praise him

what you need to praise him : 5 pounds of blueberries, a horatio figurine, some hair from horatio (opintal use lots of your own hair to count as some of his hair),a bear dead or alive preferably alive,a plank of wood from a fence and finaly a knife.

Setup

set up : first you need to smash those blueberries with the plank of fence for three hours then once finished pour the berry juice all over the the hair from horatio or your at a slow flow for 10 minuties once finished place that stickey hair on to the bear and hope to god it dosent wake up if its dead then it should be ok.

execution

execution : once everything is said and done grab that knife and cut off the bears head make shure none of that blood gets on the horatio hair or the aprasie will be ruined once thats done burn the head until theres nothing left but bone while happening say loud and clearly to the horatio figurine "THIS IS FOR HANSEL THIS IS FOR HANSEL PRAISE HORATIO PRAISE HORATIO DEATH TO THE BEAR!" until there is nothing but bone left once done discard the head and place the body of the bear into a farm field once that is done it has been finished you at last praised to horatio, god of blueberries and you shal have a great havest of blueberries this year.

Conclusion

conclusion : i would like to say atferwards if you still want to praise to horatio atfer doing that we have a discord to do so the link will be down below and thats all folks! happy prasing!



https://discord.gg/kWsVDqG horatio discord link

[Meow Meow]

can i get a new invite link?

[DormantPerson]

hail god of blueberries

[EggSaladologist]

SHOOT guess i can wait till next year then

[Yonsim]

i would recommend trying to do it when you plant the seeds for the blueberries

[EggSaladologist]

What time of year would you recommend i aprase horatio?

I'm thinking of doing it 1 month before harvest season but it would be more convenient if i could do it at the start of every year.