how to break the game

Do you want to stop playing terraria for some seconds? well too bad because we're destroying its tonite bois

starting the game

in order to start the game, click its icon. it's that difficult. seriously, i know it's alot to take in, how complex the beginning of coding is and even the way it loads. anyways, you may experience a difficulty. a thick laggy boi may slow down the internet. it may look yellow, blue, dark yellow, lemon yellow, or extra dark yellow. in order to get rid of this waste of space, you're going to need:

1.A microphone
2.A pencil sharpener that looks like a nose (and a pencil to sharpen)
3.A short child (3-9 years of age)
4. A very comfortable bed and 2 pillows (in case you get tired in this intensityness fight)
5.$1 menu form McDonald's (even though the total is usually $1.07)
6.A kidnapped FoRtNiTe YoUtuBEr WhO hAS sWorN
Now that you have all these things, plug in the microphone to your computer. grab your pencil sharpener and sharpen your pencil until you can slightly injure someone. make the ForTniTe uTUbEr take notes on this thing's every move. if you get hungry, eat the mcdonald's. once the microphone is plugged in, screech into the mic to the point were this thing faints (typically 2 minutes).
now grab the short child and tickle them after. make sure the mic is next to the kid. the thing will start to oof itself. when you see it get light yellow/blue, continue for another 3 minutes. at the end of those 3 minutes, repeat the process for another hour or so. this will make it die. i don't know how it works, so don't question it.

once finished, terraria will start up. you will most likely be on the menu. make sure to get a bite of your mcdonalds's's's's's before you start up a new world.

actually breaking the game

BOIS WE'RE GOING TO CRASH THE GAME NOW! anyways, start up a new world and call it "unbreakable". afterwards, get some wood and make a house for the guide. make a clock and sign, too. after, mine down to h**k. keep going until you reach the very bottom. once there, drop your axe into the nearest pit of lava. that should trigger an earthquake-like event. get your FoTRTnITE youTUbeEeR to write down that the earthquake will never end. also note that the frame rate should drop to about 10 fps. if it isn't already 9:00PM-3:00AM, wait until it reaches that time. once it does, you should still be in h*eCk. at that point, throw the clock (of any type) into another pit of lava. that should end the time cycle. (IMPORTANT: make sure your FOryRTNite YUtUbeR is taking notes on these things.) that will bring the frame rate down to about 3-5 fps. at that point, try to go to ANOTHER pit of lava, and this is VERY VERY VERY FR**KING IMPORTANT! MAKE SURE YOUR FONTINE YOYUTBER TAKES NOTES! Place a sign that says "take the L" with a capital L. if this is not done right, the universe could explode, scatman will become the song we hear everytime we go to the bathroom, and worst of all: your character's money will be stolen. clearly, you don't want to mess this up. "but-"

if you've preformed this correctly, the world should kill you resulting in the framerate to somehow dropping to 0 or less. it should cause the game to completely stop working due to the fact that you made fun of it and broke its rules.

the aftermath

there you have it! you've crashed terraria... nothing much of an achievement. but hey, at least you can go around saying you have a bed and a comfortable pillow. that'll make anyone jealous. probably.




yeaaahhhhh....

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why did you actually read this? you really need a better hobby. also make your FOryTEnitE YutUBEr ThTEER HAsad SW O R N note that this is my fist guide. i am aware that it's straight up garbage, but i hope you at least found something useful. *insert low budget barrier things*
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[deniz]

i agree

[Podgehodge]

its the most beutifil thing ive ever seen in my life

[STEELER78]

h disagree's

[ame]

i am aware this is complete and utter garbage