The Pros and Cons of all the Dokis

I've noticed that many people on the internet are arguing about who is the best girl in Doki Doki. Its obviously Yuri So I created this completely biased guide and compiled all the pros and cons of every girl in Doki Doki Literature Club to show everyone that all the girls are great and prove once and for all why YURI is best girl AND WHY MY OPINION IS FACT AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME IS WRONG AND SHOULD BE BURNED AS A HERITIC

Once again any images or gifs used in this guide ARE NOT MINE as I have no skills what so ever.

Oh and also spoilers

Sayori

Sayori is sterotypical childhood friend from anime but with the twist of being very depressed and hiding it behind a veneer of constant positivity.

Pros

• Very cheerful
  
• Moderate breast size
  
• Always hungry
  
• Always depressed Relatable
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Fun to hang out with GET IT BECAUSE SHE okay I'll stop now

Cons

• Pretty dead
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Will probably eat all the food in your house
  
• Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't think of anything else to say here

Natsuki

Natsuki is the stereotypical anime tsundere but has the added feature of being jailbail a loli. From what I've seen on the internet she is fairly popular, which I don't really understand but hey, if you wanna go for little girls it's your prison sentence.

Pros

• Can beat the crap out of you
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Can make cupcakes
  
• Reads REAL literature
  
  

Cons

• Lacks breasts
  
• Possibly a trap
  
• No longer exists
  
• Officer I swear she is 18

Yuri

Yuri is a very shy and intelligent girl with the added bonus of being COMPLETELY INSANE, but that's canceled out by her large breasts. Compared to the other girls she is obviously far superior, you know, in my opinion WHICH IS FACT as I am fairly intelligent and have an IQ of 12 which is ten points below my house plant so your opinion is invalid.

Pros

• Large Breasts In other words she is very thick
  
• Fan of pens
  
• Likes to read
  
• Shy
  
• Yandere
  
• Writes sophisticated poems
  

Cons

• None as SHE IS BEST GIRL AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES SHALL BE SHOT
  
• Fairly deceased
  Other than the dead thing she has no other cons. So what she's insane, urinates on poems, and wants to masturbate with your pen, that just makes me want to get as far from her as humanly possible.

Monika

Monika is the literature club's president and is second best girl. After she drives all her friends to suicide and deletes the rest from existance, she traps you in a room with her forever and begins giving you actually helpful and thought provoking life advice and wisdom.

Pros

• Green eyes
  
• Deleted her friends from existance to be with you
  
• Wrote you a song
  
• Fairly large breasts
  
• Not dead
  
• Has a twitter
  

Cons

• Wants to have you all for herself You can't limit a man to one waifu
  
• Currently residing in my computer's recycle bin
  
• Got best girl Yuri killed
  
• Doesn't know how to use Python

Conclusion

This guide is so poorly formatted, why did I bother making another one.
WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DID I TAKE 27 DAYS TO FINISH THIS GUIDE
Also why did steam censor the word t h i c c

Sources

Buffsuki: lushsux on instagram

Sayori's crippling depression: https://www.facebook.com/gar32yeah/photos/a.490638884657458.1073741827.489363431451670/639598993094779/?type=3

Natsuki reading TRUE literature: dokidoki_literatureclub on instagram

Yuri writing poems: @lilmonix3 on twitter

Monika's selfie: @_Satchely on twitter

[Bengis]

i'll be real dawg all of them are jailbait, this game is literally set in a high school the feds are gonna get on you either way

[lwstewartjr]

Yes.
Yuri best.

[Introvertacious]

nah mc is obviously best (i just triggered an entire fan base)

[manofgold2018]

Natsuki i clearly best girl

[nova slaps]

Natsuki is best girl i think and im like as old as her so

[Rayos]

27 days?

[Jane]

YURI IS DA BEST I SEEN IT ALL OVER THE STEAM

[Profile]

If it makes you feel any better I'm subscribed to this thread since 2018 for no reason, I haven't even played the game since.

[GhostFace's Goth GF]

why did i scroll for 15 pages just to read all of the responses lmao

[zeppy_zepp]

sayori is best girl