Guide to WAR 2 World Raid

I will teach you, as an expert, about the fundamentals and crap about... wait what's the name of the game again, PAYDAY 2?

DISCLAIMER

I know some of this is wrong, and I am not stupid, I'm just doing this for fun and to throw some of the stupid people off that don't read this section and think the rest of the guide is true. I know how to correctly play RAID WWII but I'm not telling you because you should have done the tutorial. If you did not do the tutorial then shame on you. But yeah, I wouldn't have done it either but I had to because I got bored.

ANYWAYS...

Character Peoples

Rivet is the kind and warmhearted Mr. Clean looking American who likes to put down Nazis with his bubble shooting gun. Did I also say he was American?



Kurgan is a Russian communist who is planning to bomb Berlin, Stalingrad, Alcatraz, and a bunch of other crap like that. You're probably asking, why the gas mask? Well they got the actor for the Pyro into the OVERKILL studios and he brought his mask with him. They told him to take it off, and he did... But he bribed them and they modeled him with it on anyways and got his voice lines.
(Don't play him, he sucks)


Sterling is the British captain of the Navy or something like that. He is smart, he likes saying, "YAMA", and he also wears white gloves in case of a particularly dirty job.


And then there's the cyclops known as Wolfgang. He likes to blow things up, and he's also German. What else is there.... Did I also say he has an eyepatch? And did you know he's German?

The Classes You Can Play

Each class has certain stats, and poses a different job. Choose wisely my strangers.


Assault

Assault is an attacked based class for players who usually just go straight into battle and get themselves killed. Assault has the most health, making you one healthy man, woman, or attack helicopter.

Insurgent

Insurgent people are skilled in close range combat and suck when far away. When in a fight, run straight up to the enemy's face and pull out your super-soaker, it does more damage up close than far away!

Demolitions

This class has something to do with hand grenades! It also has the second best health, and like to break things!

Recon

I'm gonna need all of you to go to the next line please and NOT read this sentence: RECONAISSANCE IS FOR WIMPS.
Alright so it's got sniping and stuff. Have fun.

Warcry

It's "Q" for warcry. Have fun with that.

What Warcries Do

When you press the Warcry button, your character rages and pitches a fit while in the middle of war and has some effects to the different kinds depending on what class you have.

RECON warcries gives an aim assist for people who can't aim. I mean you can't blame them, it's an OVERKILL software game, you can hardly hit their heads. And it increases the team's damage because of aliens and crap.

ASSAULT warcries lets you shoot more before reloading because you waste too much ammo missing your shots. The team also recovers some health due to your inspirational snitching and crying like a toddler who had his toys stolen.

INSURGENT warcries lets out a scream that blinds nazis and makes you harder to hit, and increases movement speed to the Flash's level.

DEMOLITION warcries make you pull out a grenade on a stick. They explode like cluster grenades and the team is resistant to damage due to your Conan the Barbarian scream.

Your Base

Take a look at this BEAUTIFUL (horrendous) BASE!

This is where you, and you three mates will sleep, nourrish, take dumps, and will fiddle with playing cards and stuff. LET'S LOOK AROUND!



Right here's the North Korean Nuke knowledge. NO TOUCH.


Here's Walt Disney's desktop, of knowledge. NO TOUCH.


Here's a 1940's computer, of knowledge.


Here's a hand that was lost badly!
of knowledge.



Here's the diaper changing station, of knowledge.


Right there are 3 old bunk beds that have two available spots open. All six carry knowledge.


This is where you shoot up while nobody's looking.


The piano of knowledge, and Beethoven. We're working on buying new piano keys so don't rush.


Right here's the "Candy Store for Adults", aka gun stash.


I don't know what this is but ignore it, if it has books on it than destroy it immediately. Knowledge comes from sight, not freaking books. Tai Lopez is just breaking his eyes.


And last but not least, the food cellar. These may look like first aid kit boxes, ammunition crates, and steinheld grenades, but they're actually food.

Your Weapons

In the game, you bought it because it was an FPS. You're right. Let's go over the good and bad guns.

M1 Carbine - BAD
Sten MkII - GOOD
BAR Heavy Rifle - VERY GOOD
M1 Garand - IN THE MIDDLE
Thompson M1A1 - VERY GOOD
Degtyaryov DP-28 - GREAT ONCE YOU UPGRADE IT
Bren - SUCKS
MP 38 - TRASH IT
StG 44 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS
MG 42 - MG MEANS MACHINE GUN, USE IT.
Sterling Machine Carbine - IF IT SAYS STERLING, THEN IT SUCKS
Double Barrel Shotgun - OBVIOUSLY OP
Karabiner 98k - SOMETHING
M12 Shotgun - VERY GOOD
Mosin Nagant - SLOW
Springfield M1903 Rifle - GREAT

Now for the secondaries:
C96 Mauser - SUCKS
Tokarev TT-33 - GREAT
Webley Mk VI - OVERPOWERED, USE MUCH.
Colt M1911 - I HAVEN'T EVEN USED THIS YET.

And the grenades... You usually start with 3, unless you're demolitions or something IDK.
Tips:
-Throw them out of your way.
-It will blow up other grenades in its vicinity.
-Shooting a thrown grenade will blow it up.
-Throwing it in the line of fire has a chance of blowing it and you up.
-All grenades do the same amount of damage so the types you can have are just reskins.


Last but not least, the pig sticker you call a knife.
The knife is low damaged unless in stealth. It's best used for stealth and has many other skins that can be won at the end of missions and stuff. Use it at the right time or you're dead as Hitler will be. Which is never because the RAID gang sucks.

Driving

Yes, this game has driving! It's made by OVERKILL so of course it has a little bit of driving!

The driveables (I THINK this is all) are the Kubelwagen, that's German for scrap-mobile. And the BFT (Big Freaking Truck). Both shield you from some fire, and are used to carry some things. They seat all fours and are NOT BULLETPROOF.
In case you fall asleep or get shot and distracted during a nazi attack and your truck breaks, you have to step out and repair it. And if you're playing on Very Hard, you are a dead man!

Oh, and they also have horns. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog Tags and Loot

Dog Tags are hidden jewelry that do absolutely nothing for you, but if you get enough, your mission reward enlarges to the max!
It goes on a scale from Happy Meal, to BFP (Big Freaking Prize). Collect enough to get gold bars, experience bonus, and even crummy oufits that aren't your size! BUT THEY ARE HIDDEN EVERYWHERE.

As for loot, loot is also everywhere. They look like shining and glowing golden pieces of German art and are worth gold bars. Well not a gold bar each but collect enough to get a gold bar! THAT'S RIGHT, ONE gold bar. Don't get greedy with me, get mad at OVERKILL.

Gold Bars

Gold Bars can be won as a mission reward, loot rewards, and daily login bonuses. They are used to buy retraining, upgrades, and stuff.
You can upgrade some of the areas to make them look neat and tidy, and you can buy outfits and retrain your skills in case you have no skills to pay the bills.

Singleplayer and AI (Actual Incompetence)

In Singleplayer, you are not alone. To prevent kids from crying because it's so dark, they thrown in the bots! DO KEEP SOMETHING IN MIND:

-They will not automatically come and revive you
-They get downed easily when left with gangs of nazis and no nearby teammates
-They can take a tank's missile and an aerial assault and not die
-They can't carry things because you're too lazy to carry them
-They will repeatedly say dialogue to keep the story going while you're in the middle of an intense drive-by shooting
-You're probably a dead man, so go get some friends to play or you're gonna die

The Special Enemies

Screw the bios in the game, let's go over the enemies here!

FLAMETHROWERS are the torture and hell of this game, and also the reason why many people refunded it. They are the most armored Nazi race in the game, and will shoot you with an OP 360 no-scopalicious flamethrower that reaches as long as my- Alright let's not go that far.
Use a machine gun or throw a couple of grenades on sticks and that'll kill them.
Probably.

SPOTTERS are annoying little goggle-eyed brats who are weak. They spawn in tall areas unless you're on a map with no tall areas, and will chuck red vape flares at you. If you do not vape, you will probably choke on the smoke. If the flare is not put out within like 20 seconds or some crap, the Nazi army will use artillery thingies to launch an aerial assault on you and your idiot team. And to make it worse, it takes about 10 seconds to stomp out a flare when in reality it takes like 5 seconds.

SNIPERS are the other vigilantes in high areas that will try to quickscope you in an MLG 1940's fashion. They are weak. They are lethal. And they are annoying. Take them out! Though if you're in singleplayer, the bots will mark the snipers for you. They can be spotted due to them having a large gleaming light that blinds nobody and gives away their position.

OFFICERS are the people who summon more nazis. Just kill them. They're not special at all, make them feel bad for being a Nazi. Bully them, murder them, speed-bump 'em.

Escorting

When you are escorting people in certain missions, they have a health bar. Protect them from being assassinated like Kennedy, or else you'll fail the mission! And that will be hard when you're on Very Hard mode.

KEEP THIS IN MIND: They can't keep up. So always have a teammate near them at all times or it will most likely take over an hour until you decide to violently smash your CPU.

STEALTH

Stealthing missions is tricky and most likely retarded because hardly anybody can stealth but Connor Shaw and MarioInATopHat.
But let's go over the basics.

You will most likely use your knife to melee Nazis. Each nazi is somehow weak at the time, so don't waste time charging your weapon. But don't be spotted by Nazis! This time, it leaves a mark, unlike PAYDAY 2.

LEVELS OF SUSPICION:

White- This is the kind that drinks Starbucks and drives Lambor- WAIT, wrong white. White means that you are seen but can be reduced back to level one.

Yellow- This leaves a mark. Yellow means you are closer to being spotted. Reducing this amount will not go back to white.

Red- You have been spotted (you stupid idiot)!

Red Phone- RINGGG! RINGGGG! That's the sound of the Nazis! Yee, that means you set the alarm off. Good job. It will take about like 10 seconds for them to come, so get ready!

Lockpicking

Don't even ask if there's pickpocketing or stealing. That's the wrong game, and if you ask me, I got my bow right here in case an adventurer wants to be shot in the knee.

Anyways, lockpicking is simple, really. There is a lockpick in the center with a revolving circle around it, and depending on the type of crate, the "sweet spot" has a size. When it is near the end of the lockpick, press F.
For high difficulty lockpicking crates and etc., the spots are smaller and are faster (that's what she never said).

ENDING AND SOME ADVICE!

Well, I guess you reached the end of my guide! I hope you reconsider playing this game and I hope you get your money back!

If you have any questions, ask me! I'm not actually stupid in case you didn't read the disclaimer. And in case you are stupid, let me dumb that down for you!

ME NOT DUMB, I SMART

[Libertarian Lobster]

This guide is so funny but useful too ! Can you continue it ? There's updates (silencer pistol for exemple or news grenades).

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