Battlerite

Battlerite

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The Ten Commandments Of A Raigon Main.
By T. Imberson
All Raigon Mains Must Follow These Ten Commandments.
   
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Commandment Number 1
Thou must have atmost 5000 braincells otherwise thou is not a true Raigon main, but only a mere dirty sock puppet.
Commandment Number 2
Thou shall never use EX abilities as just pressing 'shift' can fry the tiny brain of a Raigon.
Commandment Number 3
Thou shall spam parry with two battlerites attached for 60% of the game to win the match.
Commandment Number 4
Thou shall chase down the enemy at any cost, similair to how a tiger (but not a smart one) chases down a gizelle (usually a healer) across an open plain.
Commandment Number 5
Thou shall only equip Raigons legendary outfit if thou has less than 5 braincells, this is too cover up a face that nobody loves.
Commandment Number 6
Thou shall charge into battle on an old grey ram, then shall spacebar into the air and blind the enemy with thy shiny sword.
Commandment Number 7
Thou shall use M2 as soon as they get thy chance, even when thou is 5 feet away from an enemy.
Commandment Number 8
Thou must insult in gibberish not only the enemy team, but your own team aswell.
(This is to boost morale...)
Commandment Number 9
Thou must have watched and rewatched all seasons of 'Attack on Titan' without skipping episodes 5 times over atleast.
(This is to build resilience, making you feel like your special... well, you are special but obviously not in the way you think you are).
Commandment Number 10
Thou shouldnt be reading this guide, if thou is reading this guide then thou brain has way too many braincells to even be classified as a Raigon main.
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chex mix Jul 5, 2019 @ 9:47am 
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Мразя чернилки Oct 27, 2018 @ 11:46am 
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T. Imberson  [author] Jul 26, 2018 @ 3:09pm 
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Req Jul 7, 2018 @ 8:52am 
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Rivll Jul 6, 2018 @ 7:55pm 
funny fact in arabic fighters we too have a raigon named raigon
CoquelicoTheAimlock Jul 1, 2018 @ 7:11am 
Commandment 10 : That's why I'm a Rook main
Hanzo Factory Jun 29, 2018 @ 4:58pm 
Fuck that's me