How to Uno

In this guide i will teach you how to uno
Step 1. Select Multiplayer mode.
Step 2. Invite friends (if you have any) - you properply don't but dont worry bots will ♥♥♥♥ you over aswell.
step 3. Loose, again. And again of course...
step 4. Forget about time and space as you travel to intergalatic places in the universe you never knew existed.
step 5. you return from you acid trip and find youre still trapped in a nightmare game (uno)
step 6. you begin to consider commiting suicide... which you will successfully fail at.
step 7. you look at yourself and think; "wow im that bad i cant even kill myself."
Step 8. a voice inside your head will say; "yes..."
step 9 you return to step 1 and start all over again, cuz your live is complete useless and all you want to do with it is to waste your life on uno and jerking off.

[slo_mad]

It's a simple life but it's an honest one

[￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴]

how can i jerk myself off if I don't have a dick?

[rkLLdeus-]

best guide

[Reving11]

this is the best
guide ever.

[Gort]

yos

[SJ]

hahaha you got me on the floor rolling on my ass

[JayArDee]

yos

[Lord Corvin LoL]

Yos

[cat]

its rianing isdts puoyuring the oeled dmean is adsonoriong

[Bafolomoon]

great instructions