TTS Songs

Every credit goes to Kastal for me finding his guide, copying and pasting all this here in a more compatible form.
By the way. songs aren't mine either.
And yeah, these spaces between lines are parts, copy text by parts.
And sorry for bad english.

Ear killing

[:nh][:dv gv 100][:dv ap 10][:dv hs 200][llao<9000047,9999>][burr<9000047,40>][aa<9000047,9999>][hxae<9000047,40>]

"Life on Mars?"

[dah<952,35>][dah<952,30>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,27>][dah<476,23>][dah<952,25>]

[dah<238,35>][dah<952,30>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,28>][dah<476,27>][dah<476,25>][dah<238,27>][dah<952,25>]

[dah<238,25>][dah<238,25>][dah<238,25>][dah<238,27>][dah<238,25>][dah<476,30>][dah<119,28>][dah<119,27>][dah<952,25>]

[dah<119,23>][dah<119,23>][dah<119,23>][dah<119,25>][dah<238,23>][dah<952,35>][dah<952,30>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,27>][dah<476,23>][dah<952,25>]

[dah<238,35>][dah<952,30>][dah<238,28>][dah<238,28>][dah<476,27>][dah<476,25>][dah<238,27>][dah<952,25>]

[dah<238,25>][dah<238,25>][dah<238,25>][dah<238,27>][dah<238,25>][dah<476,30>][dah<119,28>][dah<119,27>][dah<952,25>]

[dah<119,23>][dah<119,23>][dah<119,23>][dah<119,25>][dah<238,23>][dah<3808,35>][dah<238,30>][dah<238,27>][dah<952,23>]

"A Team"

[dah<300,30>][dah<60,30>][dah<200,25>][dah<1000,30>][dah<200,23>][dah<400,25>][dah<700,18>]

"Imperial March"

[dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

John Madden - "Pizza"

[:nh]I'm gonna eat a pizza. [:dial67589340] Hi, can i order a pizza? [:nv]no! [:nh]why? [:nv] cuz you are john madden![:np]

Portal 2 - Space Core "Spaaaace!"

[<1,30>]spayyyyyyyyyyyace

"Censored Swearing"

you're a,[:tone 1000,300] with,[:tone 1000,300] in your,[:tone 1000,300]

"Tetris Tune"

[:t 430,500][:t 320,250][:t 350,250][:t 390,500][:t 350,250][:t 330,250][:t 290,500][:t 290,250][:t 350,250][:t 430,500]

"Funky Town"

[:t 520,250][:t 520,250][:t 460,250][:t 520,500][:t 390,500][:t 390,250][:t 520,250][:t 700,250][:t 660,250][:t 520,500]

"GLadOS' Birth Parents Prank Call"

[:dial6387657]The birth parents you are trying to call do not love you, please hang up[:t 350,500][:t 1,500][:t 350,500]

"John Madden's Choir"

Dram[aa<250,21>] matic [hxae<250,26>]coir[hxae<250,28>]na[aa<450,29>][aa<200,26>]with jonh[mae<900,24>deh<1000,26>nn]

Diarrhea

mamma mia, poppa pia, baby got the dy[aa<999,999>]reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

"Mario Theme"

[:tone 165,200][:tone 165,400][:tone 165,400][:tone 131,200][:tone 165,400][:tone 196,800][:tone 98,1000]

"Whalers"

[<1,13>]we're[<1,18>]whalers[<1,17]on[<1,18>]the[<1,20>]moon[<400,13>]we[<1,20>]carry[<1,18>]a[<1,20>]har[<1,22>]poon

[<1,22>]but there[<1,23>]aint no[<1,15>]whales[<1,23>]so we[<1,22>]tell tall[<1,18>]tales and

[<1,20>]sing our[<1,18>]whale[<1,17>]ing[_<1,18>]tune

"Call me maybe"

[s<1,20>]hey.[s<1,12>]eye[s<1,15>]just[s<1,20>]met[s<1,15>]you.[s<1,12>]and this[s<1,15>]is[s<1,24>]creh[eh<200,24>]e[s<1,20>]Z

[s<1,20>]but[s<1,24>]here's[s<1,25>]my[s<1,24>]numb[s<1,20>]ber.[s<1,20>]so[s<1,24>]call[s<1,22>]me, may[s<1,20>]be

"G4B3N"

[gey<800,13>ih<800,15>beh<800,17>n][_<800,17>][gey<800,17>ih<800,18>beh<800,20>n]

[gey<400,20>ih<800,25>ih<400,24>ih<400,25>ih<800,20 >ih<400,18>ih<800,17>ih<800,15>beh<800,13>n]

"Soviet Russia Anthem"

[lxao<400,23>lxao<800,28>lxao<600,23>lxao<200,25>lx ao<1600,27>lxao<800,25>lxao<600,23>lxao<200,21>lxao<1600,23>]

[lxao<400,16>][lxao<400,16>][lxao<800,18>][lxao<400,18>][lxao<400,20>][lxao<800,21>][lxao<400,21>][lxao<400,23>]

[lxao<800,25>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,28>][lxao<800,30>][_<400,23>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<800,32>][lxao<600,30>]

[lxao<200,28>][lxao<800,30>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<800,28>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,25>][lxao<800,27>]

[lxao<400,20>][lxao<400,20>][lxao<800,25>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<400,21>][lxao<800,23>][lxao<400,16>][lxao<400,16>]

[lxao<800,28>][lxao<800,27>][lxao<200,25>][lxao<1600,23>]

"Imperial March 2"

[dah<600,20>dah<600,20>dah<600,20>dah<500,16>dah<130,23>dah<600,20>dah<500,16>dah<130,23>dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>dah<600,27>dah<600,27>dah<500,28>dah<130,23>dah<600,19>dah<500,15>dah<130,23>dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,32>dah<600,20>dah<600,32>dah<600,31>dah<100,30>dah<100,29>dah<100,28>dah<300,29>]

[dah<150,18>dah<600,28>dah<600,27>dah<100,26>dah<100,25>dah<100,24>dah<100,26>]

[dah<150,15>dah<600,20>dah<600,16>dah<150,23>dah<600,20>dah<600,20>dah<150,23>dah<600,27>]

[dah<600,32>dah<600,20>dah<600,32>dah<600,31>dah<100,30>dah<100,29>dah<100,28>dah<300,29>]

[dah<150,18>dah<600,28>dah<600,27>dah<100,26>dah<100,25>dah<100,24>dah<100,26>

[dah<150,15>dah<600,20>dah<600,16>dah<150,23>dah<600,20>dah<600,16>dah<150,23>dah<600,20>]

"Troll Theme"

[llao<1000,26>llao<400,21>llao<100,19>llao<1000,21>llao<200,14>llao<200,16>llao<1000,18>llao<1000,21>llao<400,18>llao<1000,16>]

[llao<100,21>llao<100,22>llao<100,23>llao<100,25>llao<1000,26>llao<400,21>llao<100,19>llao<1000,21>]

[Llao<200,14>llao<200,16>llao<1000,18>llao<1000,18>llao<400,16>llao<400,14>]

"#idontknowhowtoevencallthis"

[fray<400,15>dey<400,12>][fray<400,15>dey<400,12>][gah<99,14>t]

[daw<200,14>n<99,14>aa<150,12>n]

[fray<400,15>dey<400,12>][fray<400,15>dey<400,12>]

"John Madden's Happy Birthday"

[hxae<300,10>piy<300,10>brr<600,12>th<100>dey<600,10>tuw<600,15>yu<1200,14>_<120>]

[hxae<300,10>piy<300,10>brr<600,12>th<100>dey<600,10>tuw<600,17>yu<1200,15>_<120>]

[hxae<300,10>piy<300,10>brr<600,22>th<100>dey<600,19>jh<100>aa<600,15>n<100>m<100>ae<600,14>d<50>dih<600,12>n]

[hxae<300,20>piy<300,20>brr<600,19>th<100>dey<600,15>tuw<600,17>yu<1200,15>_<120>]

"Batman Theme"

[nae<99,20>nae<99,20>nae<99,19>nae<99,19>nae<99,18>nae<99,18>nae<99,19>nae<99,19>bae<140,25>ttmae<600,25>nn]

"Scooby Doo"

[skuw<200,24>biy<200,24>duw<200,22>biy<200,22>duw<600,20>_<200>weh<200,22>rraa<400,24>rryu<600,17>]

"Taps"

[pr<600,18>][pr<200,18>][pr<1800,23>_>pr<600,18>][pr<300,23>][pr<1800,27>]

[pr<600,18>][pr<300,23>][pr<1200,27>][pr<600,18>][pr<300,23>][pr<1200,27>][pr<600,18>][pr<300,23>][pr<1800,27>]

[pr<600,23>][pr<300,27>][pr<1800,30>][pr<900,27>][pr<900,23>][pr<1800,18>]

[pr<600,18>][pr<200,18>][pr<1800,23>]

"Space Odyssey"

[bah<1500,13>][bah<1500,20>][bah<1500,25>][bah<800,28>][bah<800,27>]

[bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>] [bah<200,8>][bah<800,1>]

[bah<1500,13>][bah<1500,20>][bah<1500,25>][bah<800,28>][bah<800,29>]

[bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>][bah<200,8>][bah<200,13>] [bah<200,8>][bah<800,1>]

[bah<1500,13>][bah<1500,20>][bah<1500,25>][bah<400,32>][bah<800,34>]

[bah<400,22>][bah<400,24>][bah<1500,27>][bah<400,24>][bah<400,26>][bah<400,27>][bah<1600,29>]

[bah<400,27>][bah<400,29>][bah<1600,31>][bah<1600,33>][bah<1600,34>]

"You are a Pirate!"

[yxar<500,25>hxar<500,25>fih<150,27>del<150,24>diy<150,22>diy<500,20>]

"HEYAHEYA"

[sow<150,28>ay<150,28>kkray<300,37>ssuh<300,37>mmttay<300,33>mms<50>wweh<150,33>nnay<150,33>mm<50>llay<150,28>ihnn<150,28>]

[ih<150,28>nnbeh<150,27>eh<300,25>dd<50>guh<150,26>sstuw<150,26>geh<150,37>ttow<300,35>ttwah<150,33>tts<50>ih<150,35>]

[mah<300,37>hxae<300,33>dd<50>ae<150,33>dd<50>ay<300,33>mm<10>ffiy<150,33>llih<150,35>nnpeh<150,28>kkuw<300,26>llyur<300,25>]

[sow<150,28>ay<150,28>wwey<300,37>kkih<150,37>nnth<20>uh<150,37>mor<200,33>nnihn<200,33>ae<200,33>nndday<200,33>ssteh<300,28>pp]

[aw<300,28>ttssah<150,26>ay<150,25>ddae<150,25>nday<150,25>ttey<150,26>kkuh<150,26>ddiy<150,37>ppbr<20>eh<300,35>thae<300,33>]

[ndgeh<300,35>ttrih<300,37>llhxay<300,33>ae<150,33>nnay<150,33>say<300,33>_<300>ae<150,33>tteh<150,33>ttaw<150,33>ppuh<150,33>]

[ffmaa<200,33>lluh<300,33>nngswah<300,35>ssgow<150,35>ih<300,37>ngaw<300,33>nn]

[ae<150,28>nnday<300,30>ssae<300,28>_<300>hxeh<750,37>ey<200,33>eh<750,33>ey<200,28>eh<750,28>ey<400,26>ey<400,25>]

[hxeh<750,37>ey<200,33>eh<750,33>ey<200,26>eh<750,26>_<750>ay<150,35>sseh<200,37>hxeh<300,33>eh<300,30>]

[wwah<300,35>ttsgow<300,35>ih<400,37>nnaw<300,33>nn<90>]

"Windows startup, I presume"

[dah<500,26>dah<180,14>dah<180,21>dah<500,19>dah<180,26>dah<500,21>]

Thank you for reading this "not-so-guide"!

Leave your soul down in the comments! Goodbye, enjoy these dead memes!

[CrazyKitty357]

Running in the 90's: [:t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t830 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t830 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t830 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t220 360 :t0 24 :t1046 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t830 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0 24 :t932 168 :t0 24 :t987 168 :t0 24 :t880 168 :t0

[CrazyKitty357]

Bad Apple: [:t587 200 :t659 200 :t698 200 :t783 200 :t880 200 :t0 200 :t1174 200 :t1046 200 :t880 200 :t0 200 :t587 200 :t0 200 :t880 200 :t783 200 :t698 200 :t659 200 :t587 200 :t659 200 :t698 200 :t783 200 :t880 200 :t0 200 :t783 200 :t698 200 :t659 200 :t587 200 :t659 200 :t698 200 :t659 200 :t587 200 :t523 200 :t659 200 :t587 200 :t659 200 :t698 200 :t783 200 :t880 200 :t0 200 :t1174 200 :t1046 200 :t880 200 :t0 200 :t587 200 :t0 200 :t880 200 :t783 200 :t698 200 :t659 200 :t587 200 :t659 200 :t698 200 :t783 200 :t880 200 :t0 200 :t783 200 :t698 200 :t659 200 :t0 200 :t698 200 :t0 200 :t783 200 :t0 200 :t880 200]

[CrazyKitty357]

I got a handful more songs (steam has a 1000 character limit for comments, so I'll break them up into multiple comments)

At Hell's Gate: [:t659 200 :t659 200 :t1318 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t1174 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t1046 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t932 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t987 200 :t1046 200 :t0 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t1318 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t1174 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t1046 200 :t659 200 :t659 200 :t932 800]

[V2]

[:t 5500,5501]

[Incandescence]

it's an old guide!! really old!! there's like a better one too

[Gun Wizard]

piss is stored in jars

[Levee]

piss is stored in the spleen

[ldurk1]

[:t300,20][:t600,20][:t900,20][:t1200,90][:t1500,90][:t1800,90][:t2100,90][:t2400,90][:t2700,90]

[gordon freeman]

the funky town one
[:t 520,250][:t 520,250][:t 460,250][:t 520,500][:t 390,500][:t 390,250][:t 520,250][:t 700,250][:t 660,250][:t 520,500]

[RobotRuler6024]

pee is stored in my eyelid