Who is the Best Cat Boy?

Which Kitty Is The Best Boy?

We are here to analyze which of the three kitty boys are the most pure. We will be analyzing their pros and cons, be giving a decent amount of background on them, discussing their atonomy, and more.

I can't believe I made this guide tbh

Lin Hu (Guardian Tiger)

WHY LIN HU (GUARDIAN TIGER) IS THE BEST BOI

Who is Lin Hu?

Lin Hu is a Guardian Tiger from the Manzu Temper. He was brought to the city of Taipei by Liao, and he lives in the statue. His goal is to bring Liao home with him so he can become the next oracle in-order to attend to the temple's affairs, but is very consider of Liao's indecisiveness. However, he will be ok if Liao decides not to become an oracle for the temple. He has been watching over Liao ever since he was just a wee little boy, considers himself as Liao's childhood sweetheart. He considers it his duty to protect Liao at all costs.

He is basically seen by the other characters as a father figure or "daddy" often being called "Old Man". He will beat anyone, or at least try to beat anyone, who even attempts to threaten Liao.

Pros:

• He is a strong buff (bara) tiger man
  
• He will smash anything that prevents you from being happy
  
• Wants to be a techy guardian, loves electronics and modern culture
  
• He loves chicken nuggets
  
• He always remains handsome, even during battle
  
• Big chest for you to sleep on, especially since he takes up almost the entire bed
  
• Has watched you jerk off countless times to furry porn and doesn't judge you at all
  
• He loves to read books, can't get enough of literature

Cons:

• Will never stop asking you to buy him books and food, R.I.P your wallet
  
• Can only go so far from the tiger statue
  
• May accidentally crush you while you're sleeping

Likulau (Clouded Leopard)

WHY LIKULAU (CLOUDED LEOPARD) IS THE BEST BOI

Who is Likulau?

Likulai is a clouded leopard who is from the Rukai tribe located in Wutai. He is a servent of "Aidridringane" (have fun pronouncing that) which is known in Nekojishi's world as the "Master of the Dead". Honestly have no idea if Aidridringane actually exists in reality, too lazy to google it.

He first sees Liao at a dance concert and gives him the power the see spirits. He then meets Liao at his apartment where he asks him to help him save the Rukai tribe from a great disaster. His "mandarin" or English, if you're playing in English, isn't very good, but he tries his best to get his points across, more often than not being more direct.

He is always willing to help Liao with things, even helping with his dancing dreams. He is willing to help as much as possible to get Liao to help him be his oracle.

Pros:

• He is hella strong. Stronger than Lin Hu (Guardian Tiger)
  
• He is very polite, will (almost) always knock on the door instead of barging in. Will always get you things to drink when you're tired
  
• Divine dancer
  
• He will always try to cheer you up
  
• Zero hesitate at using his own powers to help make the group happy, even though it takes a toll on him over time
  
• Quick thinker, very direct. His lack of English makes him cute as hell
  
• Literally completely oblivious to the fact that you have a crush on him, but it's kinda cute
  
• He is a very pure and gentle boy who just needs a great big hug
  
• I actually want to hug him like ♥♥♥♥ why is this ♥♥♥♥ fictional
  
• Actually tries to kill you at one point but like, he doesn't? So it's all good?

Cons:

• Will make you feel like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dancer
  
• After getting his good ending, you'll feel like ♥♥♥♥ in reality because you'll realize he doesn't really exist.
  
• In all honesty, there are really no cons worth caring about. He is a very gentle and pure boi.

Shu-Chi (Leopard Cat)

WHY SHU-CHI (LEOPARD CAT) IS THE BEST BOI

Who is Shu-Chi?

Shu-Chi is a Guardian Tiger that comes from a small temple in another town. He is some sort of "God of Soil", so he can interact with nature. He has possessed Liao's classmate Shu-Chi and goes around as him, but he still tries to do all of the same things that the real Shu-Chi would do. I mean, that's kind of creepy, but ok, won't judge. Anyways, he's been going around for awhile looking for someone to help restore his temple.

Comparing him to the other two, he is much shorter and leaner which had him dictated as the "kitten". Also unlike the other two, he has a physical body so Liao can actually talk to him. He really likes Liao, and he wants Liao to be with him, but he won't straight out say it.

Pros:

• He's a short strong twink
  
• Obviously gay, so you know you can seal the deal if you want
  
• Actually wants you already so romancing him isn't that hard. He's not pushy, you're just a little ♥♥♥♥♥)
  
• Has an actual physical body, though you can see his furry body, everyone else sees him as a human
  
• You can talk to him in public because he's actually THERE for everyone else
  
• Has the power of money, but will never use it
  
• Can actually fit in your bed with you with zero issue
  
• He is a very good actor and dancer
  
• The only one of the three who you have a chance of topping with honestly

Cons:

• Won't hesitate to get you to spend money on him even though his own family is rich as hell
  
• Actually has a deep dark secret that may or may not ♥♥♥♥ you up.
  
• Very emotional, kind sensetive as hell. Can be annoying.

Conclusion

In conclusion, I feel that all three of these kitties are deserving of the title "Best Boi" as they all have their own redeeming qualities. PERSONALLY HOWEVER, I want Likulau to raw me. Honestly wouldn't mind if I could see spirits and he was what I saw. Both Likulau and Lin Hu represent something I want in a man, Lin Hu is a big tough guy who is very protecting, while Likulau is very mysterious and interesting, something that gives my English Writing majoring ass a one-up. On the other hand, Shu-Chi is kind of everything I don't look for in a person, super sporty, smol, twinky, super duper energetic, etc., but I tried to love him as best as I could, he is still a good boi.

Thanks for reading the first and probably only guide I'll ever make.

Still trying to comprehend the fact I made this guide and put actual effort into it, I'm not even a furry

[Manooru]

If I will boop Likulau will he boop at me back

[A☈ougeButt]

I like how this is STILL getting fucking comments like you're never living this down Royal.

[ThomasTheRiolpixQueen]

no contests likulau is the best i dont like the other 2 personally i will even go as far as i despise the gremlin (hes not even the good kind of gremlin) with all my heart, lin hu would of been in my good books if he didn't make likulau leave but likulau isn't just best boi in this game he is ultimate best boi in anything and everything my number 1 crush UwU

[Royal]

i was a furry when i made this i was just lying

[Kijame]

I believe this is what we call "character development" :D

[Royal]

shut up JASPER

[A☈ougeButt]

Loving the line, "Still trying to comprehend the fact I made this guide and put actual effort into it, I'm not even a furry", when you're gonna be at MFF this year.

[Royal]

um ok

[Cherrie_The_Shifter ΘΔ]

Shu-Chi hes so cute, ps im he/him

[Roch Silverfang]

Shu-Chi is the best, I love how emotional he is. I love how he is sticky with his lover and how he's so fucking CUTE by all the way. Perfect personality and perfect body. Always happy. Always funny. Always cute. He's just pure perfection. And he's the uke, of course. For a big bad wolf like me, it's a quality.
He is always sincere (if you can't understand why, you didn't understand the story sorry), and love really Liao. Be careful, spoiler : he cries when he must leave the apartment, but try to show a "good face" because he don't want to see Liao being sad. Shu-Chi hate his "Yaoguai" nature and try to fight against permanently. Behind his "jovial nature" he suffer permanently and try to hide it. And when he fails, please don't hate him, just understand and help him.