how to sacrifice to our lord gaben

this guide will show you how to contribute sacrifices to our lord and saviour gaben

what to sacrifice

money is usually a good option gaben, loves that but never sacrifice pieces of paper that say half life 3 on it, if you do that the demons of salazar skin you alive

how to begin the ritual

you must buy alot of steam gift cards and use them on your steam profile and buy alot of valve games

you have made your lord proud

congratulations you have made gaben proud

[Pandora]

it has been 4 years since the ritual, all i have ever loved is long gone. gaben has forsaken me. i gave you everything gaben. i trusted you. its ok though because if i get into more debt and give more money to gaben he will save me im sure of it

[KennyS jr.]

be patient lord gaben will hear you eventually

[Lychee]

thanks i will do it in the future

[sirkindaeista]

thank you for this helpful guide i am now a mindless slave to our lord and savior gaben

[BaconPerson]

I did this multiple times with no significant outcome, am I doing something wrong?