Chaddy Daddy

This is chaddy daddy if you do not like it than you can just go and suck all the milk out of Eric Lachappa's exposed wrestler costume nipple.

The begining

This guide is the tale of a life time, chaddy daddy aka papa john, he lived in a shack on the side of the road with his daddy jason voorhees and his mother tiffany cox aka LightlySalted.

lachappa the level 12 wizzard

you may think this is a fairy tale but its not. Every friday chaddy daddy and his family set out to kill people, but this night was not a good one because they were faceing lachappa aka Coughinblood the most powerfull wizard in the galaxy. With his friend mitch they both smoke pop tarts but sadly mitch hates lachappa becasue he ate all he milk but anyway BACK TO LACHAPPA. With his 3 med sprays and a flare gun he was to powerfull how will they ever defeat them???.

Tommy "trump" jarivs

Chaddy Daddy could not defeat lachappa by him self so he had some help. tommy jarivs chaddy daddys brother came to help he is also a car technician. he was friends with buggzy but he got free KFC from someone and left him, but anyway with his long shiny shot gun he shot lachappa right in the nipple, lachappa shot chaddy daddy in the speedo. but then from a far distance tiffany came and hit lachappa with her axe making him bleed. But saddly lachappa healed up, lachappa only had 47 med sprays and he knew he was going to run out so he ran away but tommy jarvis so powerfull kept up with him and taken him down. every one was happy ...... until tiffany found out jason was missing???? and on a crappy tv came up with kenny a hairy hobo that was jelly from chaddy daddy "HERE IS I KENNY WITH YOU FATHER JASON AND IM AT THE JARVIS HOUSE DONT TAKE TO LONG OR HE GETS IT.

Kenny the evil hairy guy

while chaddy daddy and his friends rushed to the jarvis house lachappa started saying sorry and chaddy daddy felt bad so he brought him to stop kenny becasue kenny took lachappa's pokemon cards in high school. while they got there kenny had the most power weapon in the car.... a stick and he had it to jasons head. "IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER HE GETS IT" kenny said. then chaddy daddy said "KENNY DONT DO THIS OR I WILL SHOW YOU MY POWERFULL WEAPON!!!" kenny started laughing and said "oh really hahaha and what is that??" chad started doing the most sexy thing... he busted a move with his dance kenny started dieing and the ground started shakeing but kenny knew what he was up for and hit the button in his hand. the whole jarivs house blew and he ran with his friend that was behind him with a fire poker, and that friend was AJ the most goth girl in the world!!!! once the house blew up he ran with her and chad took his father jason, tommy jarivs with his fast feet ran after him but he escaped in his car, but lucky enough he got AJ.

AJ the goth chick

So in the story so far kenny got away but they have captured AJ, AJ was friends with jenny myers and jenny was goth too, any back to the story "NOW LISTEN AJ IF YOU DONT START TELLING WHERE KENNY WENT IM GOING TO SPANK YOU" says tiffany cox. "I WILL NEVER TELL YOU BATCH, now someone get me a lighter?" says AJ. so tiffany starts spanking AJ on the butt, but AJ does not talk so tiffanys said "we need to go higher", "BRING ME THE BEAST" chads says out loud. Then come the the worst of them all LACHAPPA!!!!, lachappa starts taking his nipple from his costume and shooting milk at AJ, "MAKE IT STOP PLEASE AHHHH" "ok ok ok kenny is at packanack lodge danceing for his plan..... to make every one kenny and kill chad!!!!!

the last battle!!!!

as the gang goes to the packanack lodge they see kenny danceing and looking up pics of lachappa, when they get in the house kenny has no idea there even there untill jason coughs. "OH MY GERD!!!!" kenny says, "WHERE HERE TO TAKE YOU DOWN KENNY" chads says."do you really think you can stop me hahhahahha well if thats a yes I WILL 1V1 YOU ON ROLBOX YOU BLOND HAIR DUMB DUMB LOOKING BATCH!!!???" kenny weridly says??, the fight starts now and tommy runs in first but kenny with his long hard stick hits him and throws tommy out the window, next is tiffany cox and her axe swings but kennys hair on his chest blocks it and tiffany flys up out the ceiling. Then lachappa come in with his nipple milk and hits kenny but lachappa need to take a crap and just leaves?. then jason grabs kenny but oh well um pocket knife wow. "ITS JUST YOU AND ME CHAD HAHHAHA TIME TO DIE". kenny throws the stick at chad stricking to kill him but jason pushes chad and blocks it. "WHAT NO IT WAS SUPPOST IT HIT CHAD BRA WHA NO BULL". jason grabs kenny and drowns him in the toilet (and btw lachappa used that to crap ew) "BWWW AH PLEASE IM SO- BWWWW HELLL-BWWWW WHY IS THERE CRAP IN HERE BWWWWW" kenny says while dead. thats is the story of the tale of a life time CHADDY DADDY.

credits

this piece of ♥♥♥♥ was wrote and made by Coughinblood


Papa john and Lighty salted did the pics that are sexy
make sure to look at Lighty Salted's youtube channle

all the charcters in this guide on based on one of us papa john is Chaddy Daddy, Lighty salted is based on tiffany cox, my good friend who wanted to be in it tommy the car technician is tommy jarvis and im based on lachappa the sexy beast.

papa john is a sexy man and if you like another pizza place he will kill you.
The Maniac who thought of this is LightlySalted...may he burn in hell.
Coughinblood coughs blood and um yeah thats it.

this guide is to be more like Chaddy Daddy and if you see a kenny run him over with a car.


Thank you for your support.

[Coughinblood]

Chaddy Daddy pt 2 is out

[Fancy]

Cannot wait for the next Intense guide on Chaddy Daddy

[certified tweaker]

100%, cracked me up bigtime!

[Coughinblood]

were making part 2 of this so be on the look.

[Coughinblood]

wow x miss Kramer x thanks

[certified tweaker]

I read this while waiting for F13 servers, I want this to be forever and easily accessible for all new players and older! It's a satirical, poetic paragraph conjured from the depths of satanical memeage.

[Phonograph]

Try his new hip beat; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZNKfx00C8

[jade ★]

fuck me until i bleed papa john

[Tjkgordon]

Mitch the HIGH eagle
the one who destorys all wit his mighty blow

[Киллджой]

Хрень!!