how to german properly

This guide will be teaching you how to play as the german classes properly
(if you are a sensitive snowflake dont click on this guide)

Intro

Hi everyone i hope you are all doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fine, this guide is a bit of a joke and will contain jew jokes besides that this guide will contain how to play each and every class as a german.

if any admins/ mods do not like certain things in this guide please tell me and i will have them removed. :)
this is not yet done so a work in progress.

Ze Offizier

Das Offizier is a really good class being able to call in artillery support and suplies while only allows 2 slots for players to pick. Be warned though, if you do not have a radio operator this class is pretty much useless.

Now as the officer your main goal is to suppress and/or clear out massive swathes of hostiles with your artillery call-ins.

A normal conversation between a officer and Radio operator

Officer: Requesting a strike at 0.323.67, over
Radio Operator: copy that sir, strike at 0.323.67, over
Officer: DID YOU COPY WHAT I SAID? OVER!
Radio Operator: y-yes sir, o-over
Officer: why did you copy what i said? over
Radio Operator: Because i needed to tell arty support were to strike, over
Officer: dont copy me ever again, over

A few moments later...

Officer: Requesting a strike at 0.623.91, over
Radio Operator: ...
Officer: WERE IS MY ARTY STRIKE? OVER!
Radio Operator: you told me not to copy you s-sir, o-over
Officer: ...

You do not have to be a CO (Commissioned - Commanding Officer) rank ingame to play as officer.

Ze Funker (Radio Opreitive)

This class is basicly the Officers b*tch.
how to play this class is to follow offizer no matter what wait for him to call an arty strike repeat what he says (its auto-matic) and wait for that glourius sounds
also i recomend that you always yous the gwhere with this class.

Main goal is to follow offizer and pray you dont die

A normal conversation between a Funker (Radio Opreitive) and a Offizer

Funker: you know you can call an arty strike right?
noob officer: how do i do that?
Funker: first hold out binocu *BANG shot in the head by a sniper on the other side of the map*
Funker Player IRL: FFS REALLY? HOW DID HE HIT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
*respawns*
*runns back to offizer*
Funker: im bac *shot again*
Funker Player IRL: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *throughs keyboard into monitor and uninstalls*
*reinstall the game*
live, die, uninstall, reinstall

Rifle Man

the rifle man is for when there is no good classes available, it is almost a one shot kill class as well with the kar 98k
(not finished)

Updates

added "Ze Offizer" 30 October @ 12:45am 2017.
added "Updates" 30 October @ 12:46am 2017.
added "Ze Funker (Radio Opreitive)" 30 october @ 1:10am 2017
added "Rifle Man" 30 October @ 9:49am 2017

[Maus]

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[Capybara Blud]

cringe

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And Then?

[fouflett]

cringe

[Lord Chanka]

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[TħɘLΕGΟɓŗίck]

I guess this "guide" hasn't been updated much... FeelsBadMan

[cruisin]

you never finished

[Lusatia]

danke juden :D schone tage fur dich!!

[NickMcfeast]

jawolh mein fuhrer

[Krieger718]

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