"#40 +(-24)- [X]<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
#864 +(524)- [X]<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants

<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify

<TonyD> how unusual
#1462 +(716)- [X]<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)

<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing

<PwRPufF> :/

<PwRPufF> shut up

<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance

<PwRPufF> hehe

<nexxai> dyed hair?
#2230 +(341)- [X]<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(

<SlasherX> hump michaels

<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome

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#2732 +(446)- [X]<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me

<Apathetic> really?

<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse

<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something

<Apathetic> :/

<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse

<im3t8> :/
#3078 +(724)- [X]*** Now talking in #catholic

<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?
#3170 +(691)- [X]<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney

<bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs

<Joshua> nice

<Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system

<bits> yep

<Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system

<bits> lol
#5048 +(467)- [X]<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
#6011 +(3751)- [X]<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now

<incarnate> " "

<cres> i dont get it
#6469 +(113)- [X]<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your tongue
#6520 +(315)- [X]<halos> here's the thing about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pamela anderson:

<halos> it's been done
#6824 +(6067)- [X]<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.

<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
#7245 +(392)- [X]<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug

<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
#7839 +(155)- [X]<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
#8349 +(355)- [X]<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today.

<Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."

<Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.

<Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.
#8367 +(132)- [X]<AsylumXKP> WTF?

<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
#10480 +(351)- [X]<Encapsulate> So

<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I

heard over the cube walls.

<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz"
#15956 +(875)- [X]<mrm> i hate realplayer

<lummie> its good for cartoons

<mrm> yeah

<mrm> but it crawls deep into the anus of my computer

<mrm> and hides there eternally

<mrm> until i least expect it

<JtHM> your computer has an anus?!

<Fesh> realplayer installs it
#16568 +(31)- [X]<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff.
#20980 +(238)- [X]<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on

<kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am

<kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom
#28972 +(307)- [X]<@mike> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid

<@orion> unfortunately not

<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
#41270 +(270)- [X]<MiK> dont question me

<abuse[phone]> about what mik?
#44738 +(175)- [X]CodeMaster007x2: I gotta go play "drums" with my sister..brb
#47540 +(137)- [X]<@playstation201> check the device manager silly

<[TSE]SPaZED> where's that at?

<@playstation201> right click on My Computer, click properties, then click hardware, then click device manager

.....

<[TSE]SPaZED> im still looking for my computer

<@playstation201> ok, then press and hold the windows key, and press the pause break key

<@PSX_Cheatster> Oooo... ain't that fancy

<@playstation201> impress at my hotkey skillz PSX_Cheatster? :-p

<@PSX_Cheatster> Not really playstation201, I don't need to memorize silly hotkeys like that cause I'm smart enough to find My Computer...
#49429 +(186)- [X]shocka: God should have put women's eyeballs in their boobs
#50872 +(2)- [X]<[1RB]sika> once you ♥♥♥♥ a ham it will change your life forever

<Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best ♥♥♥♥♥

<[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle already cut

<Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that act perfectly for handles

<[1RB]sika> balogna is good too

<[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can call your pets to clean up the mess
#54048 +(223)- [X]<Afsan> the question is.. would the fbi suspect a terrorist from a university in Australia?  arn't we ment to be the good guys?

<Gothmog> we're everywhere...

<Gothmog> i mean...

<Gothmog> _they're_ everywhere

<Gothmog> phew lucky save there

<Afsan> yes you almost exposed us!

<Afsan> one of your camels must now be castrated!
#75938 +(162)- [X]<omgbruce> i learn in school today that "sup" is really "what is up " shorten
#78912 +(173)- [X]<leokitty> ok who wants to come over and help me find all the underwear that i've scattered around my room? i need to get it all into the laundry bag.

<DrTrevorkian> todd, you start searching.  i'll make the ebay seller account.
#80413 +(1040)- [X]<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?

<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.

<Rivorus> woah

<Rivorus> deep

<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.

<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial

<CrystalShard> Woah.

<CrystalShard> Deep.

<Rivorus> hahahaha
#82115 +(503)- [X]<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years

<SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs.

<|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and ♥♥♥♥ on my supervisors desk

<clay45> whoa
#89212 +(1081)- [X]<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur ♥♥♥♥♥

<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
#105455 +(152)- [X]<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets

<fyre> say that to her@!

<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
#128516 +(-166)- [X]<axelgreese> "for every good quote on bash.org there's 50 blindingly horriable ones" - Ice cube
#137010 +(306)- [X]<YumCimil> I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said.

<Beagl> bash.org ?
#139541 +(202)- [X]<thebluetml> everyone doesn't like me

<thebluetml> so i told my mom

<thebluetml> and she said i was cool

<thebluetml> other than the fact i have glasses, acne and 6 fingers on my left hand.
#147320 +(590)- [X]<Crispy`> My teacher let me Clear the junk off the student computers in class today. Total AIM Buddy Lists cleared for good: 5 Total videos of kiddy porn deleted: 3 Total MILF Hunter videos deleted: 4 Total Virus games downloaded off kazaa in hopes it will be the right game: 7 Knowing I'm not alone: Priceless.
#156875 +(604)- [X]< jonnyLost> smuggling dru"