"#640 +(529)- [X]<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway?
#1532 +(-93)- [X]<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere

<mydgear> every beat sounds the same

<diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same
#2738 +(336)- [X]<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
#3755 +(235)- [X]<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy

<tyne> but green peace is too much

<tyne> navy is too hard

<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into

<tyne> so

<tyne> my final answer is

<tyne> bartender!!
#4521 +(286)- [X]<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder

<Alexander> hes just an actor

<Waldo> damn!

<Alexander> it wasn't real
#4756 +(880)- [X]<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.

<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW

<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
#7294 +(852)- [X]<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!

<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think

<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running

<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?

<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...
#7762 +(236)- [X]<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..

<n> hah

<chao> ha

<chao> are u kidding

<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..

<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull

<chao> lets quake swoop

<chao> yeah

<chao> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao

<TFA|Swoop> Ok

<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#8370 +(6)- [X]<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO ♥♥♥♥ OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."
#8394 +(352)- [X]<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!

<Spamalope> What species?
#8725 +(60)- [X]< linguica_> remember +v = gay

< Insomniak> +v me
#13479 +(201)- [X]<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
#15834 +(346)- [X]<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever

<@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones break.. but real ones dont

<+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...?

<+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need for it to glow?

<@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility factor

<+elf> i see...
#16897 +(118)- [X]<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses
#23427 +(787)- [X](Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
#33105 +(137)- [X]<Kenji310> Crap ♥♥♥♥, my teacher wants me to find out how dogfishes reproduce

<Wallon> Um, dogfish sex?

<Kenji310> yep

<Stryker> They do it doggie style.
#36426 +(754)- [X]<CheapSk8>Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.
#38961 +(148)- [X]* ZondrZout has entered

<Arathorn> hello

<ZondrZout> Well, how typical...

<ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me

<Karyon> lol
#41298 +(12)- [X]<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?

<Erve> it's Europe side atm
#45545 +(266)- [X]<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called

<Assgoblin> ...flash.
#46449 +(109)- [X]<generic> but ive decided to switch this lappy to mandrake instead of linux
#47382 +(164)- [X]<suebatwork> How about "want to come to my apt. to smoke a j?" think that will work for a pickup line

<grivas> really good if your name is "j"
#49142 +(619)- [X]<Trimangle> ahg, my gf tried to kiss me after giving me head, I just pretended to be overcome with a sudden coughing fit and asked for a glass of water, then I took a sip, and gave the rest to her.

<Trimangle> it was subtle

<MikeyPain> heh

<MikeyPain> I woulda handed her some mouthwash and a toothbrush

<Trimangle> I was thinking of just hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
#55940 +(388)- [X]<cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram

<cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit

* harrellj looks at cravecave

* Astral does too

* harrellj puts that in her quit messages

<cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the system I used to be
#58121 +(313)- [X]* LordLinus has returned.. back again ..[gone/46d 16h 43m 32s]

* LordLinus is gone.. autoaway after 15 min [cyp/lp]..

<nester> and so it begins again...
#60904 +(-607)- [X]<Squiggle> Also:the bottom ones [on bash.org] are some of the best

<Squiggle> They're all about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Squiggle> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  =  funny

<Sulzanti> Not if you have to be in smelling distance
#62232 +(218)- [X]<SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn.

<Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can masturbate to anything

<Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you?

<Dramon> no i dont know how

<Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time

<Rhodz> lol ok cool
#65605 +(195)- [X]<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties?

<Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become?

<druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism

<druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee
#71641 +(139)- [X]<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD drive becomes one?
#75769 +(298)- [X]<Allio> i was pulling out my rca cable from my tv

<Allio> and i accidentally whipped myself in the nuts
#79895 +(436)- [X]* Nordling 's sexual history changes constantly, depending on how much alcohol is imbibed. One drink: yeah, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ four girls at once! Three drinks: Hot sex with a model. 7 drinks: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a fat chick. 11 drinks: pathetically masturbated to the chicks in HOT ROD magazine. 15+ drinks: replace said magazine with CAT FANCY.
#106319 +(381)- [X]<wik|sys> if i was a girl. i'd be the sluttiest lesbian ever. and i'd ♥♥♥♥ all the dorky nerdy guys who don't get any. just 'cause.
#106974 +(408)- [X]* Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout

<AndrewLB> ???

<AndrewLB> What did I do?

<Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p

<Wanai> no harm towards you

<AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh?

* AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema.

<AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here ♥♥♥♥♥.
#107395 +(10)- [X]<McBigMac> WHO STOLE MAH LIGHTER ?!

<MysteryIslands> _o/

<MysteryIslands> gotta take smoke now :D

<McBigMac> Life needs a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Search Function!

<McBigMac> Search: Find Lighter
#128137 +(931)- [X]<andy> I wish I worked 22/7, then I could say I worked the pi shift.
#136428 +(326)- [X]<Pander> Isn't that like a greek tragedy? A man who spends all his time downloading porn but never gets to look at it?
#137480 +(428)- ["