"#751 +(1056)- [X][reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??

[|Dan|     ) god only knows why

[|Dan|     ) and he's laughing
#861 +(685)- [X]<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta

<rob`> _________________________________________

<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL

<rob`> HELP ME
#1507 +(309)- [X]<nexxai> man, I love having hookups

<MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory?
#2770 +(239)- [X]<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms
#2962 +(288)- [X][jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate
#4209 +(715)- [X]<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders

<slacker> you think about ♥♥♥♥ like...mountains
#4865 +(1662)- [X]<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?
#5586 +(411)- [X]| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])

<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway

<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?

<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged

<@madog> *sigh*

<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug
#7479 +(325)- [X]<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one

<wolfnip> how did you know that?

<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.
#7499 +(1411)- [X]<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE
#8059 +(685)- [X]<Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once

              and I've been drooling ever since

<T-ball> nice...

<T-ball> I don't have room for a projector... :/

<Brazilian> I have a monkey who draws on my wall really fast
#8063 +(48)- [X]<HotelManager> plz com in avatar

<Avatar> no

<HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you
#8540 +(142)- [X]<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness?

<helminthes> no one?

<hakan> ...

<helminthes> :p
#9547 +(645)- [X]<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..

<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...

<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
#9624 +(408)- [X]<caspah> I woke up

<caspah> half on the couch

<caspah> half off

<caspah> with no clothes on

<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch

<djcrom> used?

<caspah> yeah

<caspah> BUT

<caspah> my gf left last night

<caspah> she went to a friends

<caspah> my gf wasn't here

<Vapno> was your ass sore?

<caspah> actually yeash
#11014 +(235)- [X]<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something

<PreZ> but nooooo

<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies

<PreZ> *sigh*

<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
#11255 +(301)- [X]<ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions

<ducks> and this is what I see listed

<ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! *

<ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME

<ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS

<ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL

<ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE
#11393 +(455)- [X]<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write
#13973 +(1072)- [X]<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday

<shea_> haha

<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass

<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack

<Zack`> And I was like WTF
#16848 +(319)- [X]< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it

< h2odragon> schindler's list?
#17380 +(866)- [X]<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!

<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /quit playing games with my heart

<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!

*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart)
#18132 +(250)- [X][08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm

[08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
#23617 +(36)- [X]Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel

Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal
#25375 +(591)- [X]<jonathans> brooklyn rules

<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
#26615 +(427)- [X]< Time> that reminds me of when Manning and I installed OS/2 Warp4 on a box and during the install routine it said  something to the likes of 'join the hundreds of people on the internet'
#29066 +(429)- [X]<rudesmurf> oh, by the way, you have woman arms.

<@Chomps> not really, but I have child's wrists

<rudesmurf> why is that?

<@Chomps> because i cut them off some kid
#32985 +(58)- [X]* Kaos legally owns Unknown Artist - Track 3 and doesn't pirate at all!

<Kitsa> oo, I love that song
#33542 +(7)- [X]<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs

<FLiPSiDE> make me look massive

<Ur|zen> make us look well hung

<FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there..

<FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it..

<fvee> maybe hes half girl
#34056 +(301)- [X]<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...

<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D"

<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
#34497 +(38)- [X]KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person?

KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10 year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö
#35912 +(225)- [X]<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover?

<Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above

* [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming
#37904 +(7)- [X]<sTubby> there would only be 1 downside about being able to suck yourself off...

<sTubby> your boner would be cancelled out because of the fact that it's a guys lips on your nuts...and more so that it's your own lips!
#42496 +(154)- [X]WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
#46145 +(250)- [X]equate976: omg

equate976: never

equate976: ever

equate976: no matter what

equate976: ever

equate976: use the soap and washcloth method

equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation
#51189 +(165)- [X]<exx> they're horrible drivers as is, lets not make them kamikaze's

<exx> I bet the ♥♥♥ fighter pilots were trying to land on those ships..
#53508 +(776)- [X]<Dekan-> WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥... My Right nut is folded down under and then backaround ontop of my left nut

<%Eizneckam> Umm

<souletr> did you know that jesus smoked three packs a day?

<@mootlif3> what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with this chat..
#54087 +(265)- [X]<Socrates> why do i get .06 kbps from kazaa....

<Socrates> thats 60 bits.. i can almost type that fast
#59335 +(108)- [X]<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons?

<fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as well
#74534 +(459)- [X]<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
#76548 +(1134)- [X]<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you!  Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons.  N Korea: We do.  Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons!  Iraq: We don't have those either!  N Kor"