"#350 +(759)- [X]<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?

<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"

<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"

<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now
#1181 +(467)- [X]Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...

loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
#1584 +(229)- [X]<Godzi||a> I would suck my own ♥♥♥♥ too if I could.

<Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"

<Invictus[A]> you're a ♥♥♥ for even thinkin' about it
#1782 +(1176)- [X]<bludstone> so like, with anime now

<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads

<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn

<SiamShade> haw

<SiamShade> l33t

<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.

<SiamShade> where the ♥♥♥♥ did that come from

<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."

<SiamShade> oh wait

<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense
#1903 +(410)- [X]<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase."
#2090 +(87)- [X]<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and ♥♥♥♥, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep?
#3158 +(237)- [X]<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
#3972 +(126)- [X]*** Now talking in #sandstorm

­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­*** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'
#4322 +(2486)- [X]<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of ♥♥♥ all over their faces!

<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.
#7361 +(232)- [X]<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.

<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin

<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...

<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17

<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?

<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview

<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?

<pagan> of course your full of ♥♥♥♥, your a girl

<devilgrl> exactly
#7455 +(144)- [X]<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately

<E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh?
#8650 +(44)- [X]<gallagher> why the ♥♥♥♥ do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before

<gallagher> and it smells horrible
#11410 +(322)- [X]<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)

<+Shaym> hey

<+GoodScrat> baby shaym

<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps

<+stereo> hehe

<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?

<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?

<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
#13362 +(310)- [X]<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs

<RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ,

<RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "

<RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful

<Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep

<Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute

<RainDown> Screw you
#16536 +(290)- [X]<MercyBeat04> linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.
#16802 +(41)- [X]<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'

<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'
#21390 +(25)- [X]<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books

<stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering reading them before school

<stratusxh>: dunno though

<stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them

<stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did that

<terrance?>: ♥♥♥♥ harry potter

<stratusxh>: ♥♥♥♥ harry potter? ♥♥♥♥ your taste in literature
#22420 +(72)- [X]digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm

DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.

digitaltrip: yup

DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?

digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe

digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
#24206 +(325)- [X]<JonJonB> <FantasyGa> coz if u want i have this free user and pass to a gay site

<Onyx> JonJonB: tell an Oper he's bothering you

<JonJonB> Not yet dude, I'm about to get a free pass to a gay...um yeah...oper...
#34411 +(167)- [X]<tReMeR>  /penis lengthen 13.5 inches

<nattydr00g> penis Unknown command

<tReMeR> damn these servers
#34479 +(366)- [X]][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get
#36444 +(1465)- [X]<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"
#38485 +(428)- [X]<seven> hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm thinking "what the ♥♥♥♥, as if, the guy needs some time to recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working again, and lo and behold, a second eruption

<seven> so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really good at that."

<seven> "do you have a little brother or something?"
#40210 +(287)- [X]<SiFL> wow i was just looking at something and thought to myself, this is kool, i better get a screenshot, then i realized i was just looking at it.... it wasnt on my comp
#40512 +(66)- [X]<Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts the ♥♥♥♥ out of the registry...

<Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel

<Catalyst> and rundll

<Catalyst> actually, everything.

<iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus

<iMike> commonly called 'windows'
#40815 +(885)- [X]<PLUR4Life> COUCH

<Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you

<Evil_Couch> err

<PLUR4Life> Scuse me?

<Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?

<Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?
#45235 +(475)- [X]<Rune> my car blew up when half a dozen of diaz's friggin cronies rammed their cars into mine

<+Shadow> lol

<+Shadow> heh I hate it when someone cuts you off in a motorcycle and bumps you into a cop

<+Shadow> and then you try to run away but you can't get on the bike with the cop near

<+Shadow> so you have to kill the cop

<+Shadow> then you have two stars for no real reason

<Rune> I hate it when taxis make sharp turns when you're going high speed on a motorcycle

<Jamie_M> for a second there

<Jamie_M> i thought "wait shadow owns a motorcycle"

<Jamie_M> but then i realized nobody in here EVER talks about real life.
#46675 +(113)- [X]<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out with my ♥♥♥♥ in my hand
#49562 +(240)- [X]<moistyman> i saw in paper a position for tiolet cleaner at a laxative company
#53769 +(403)- [X][Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night?

[Tank]: Im assum"