"<cactor> uh I dunno

<cactor> smack her probably
#2270 +(47)- [X]<excite> youre friends with eggo

<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax spores all over the damn thing

<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it

<excite> boot up and im a deadman
#2441 +(287)- [X]<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
#2925 +(372)- [X]<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word?

<evenpar123> dog?

<evenpar123> That's my slave name.  My new name is "dogg"
#3806 +(322)- [X]*** Parts: GiRLiE (~girlie@144.139.91.234)

* Xta-C sets mode: -stupid
#5596 +(750)- [X]<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
#6274 +(632)- [X]<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
#6556 +(353)- [X]<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise
#8495 +(254)- [X][arkZZZ   ] Hi! I`m having trouble playing a couple of divx-movies.. I only get "No combination of filters could be found to render the stream". Does anyone know what to do?

[Synoptica] arkZZZ: download the ♥♥♥ codec?

[arkZZZ   ] ♥♥♥? where?
#13874 +(235)- [X]<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few minutes ago

<Nall> And yet... here I am, talking about scribbling vaginas on my chest in order to spooge on myself
#14210 +(245)- [X]<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB

<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
#14904 +(114)- [X]<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site
#16480 +(-28)- [X]<Aatakinty> afk, im supposed to be sleeping, and i hear my mom walkin around
#19126 +(452)- [X]* static changes topic to 'necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one'
#21787 +(1463)- [X]*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet

<Foxworth> ...

<Foxworth> must...

<Foxworth> resist...

<Foxworth> urge...

*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen

*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
#25027 +(359)- [X]<[avon]> oh man

<[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks

<[av0n]> after install

<[av0n]> do you want to reboot now?

<[av0n]> no

<[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot

<[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box

<[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot

<[av0n]> just watch.

*** Quits: [av0n] (justin@mask-2556.swbell.net) (Connection reset by peer)
#34045 +(329)- [X]<FM> SMASHING TEH ♥♥♥♥

<andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
#34300 +(177)- [X]<+Saloja> How do you get the timer off?

<infinitySPZ> //timer 0 1 //echo TIMERS OFF

<infinitySPZ> Type that.  It should help.

* Timer 1 activated

TIMERS OFF

TIMERS OFF

TIMERS OFF

TIMERS OFF

TIMERS OFF

TIMERS OFF

TIMERS OFF
#34526 +(316)- [X][+Mr_Day]: Santa Claus, now he's real. At least, that's what they call the pervert around here, who masturbates on rooftops. He comes down chimneys.
#35930 +(553)- [X]<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple

<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside

<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside
#38573 +(276)- [X]<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been admitted for the last three centuries.
#42020 +(868)- [X]<roman> skitzo, dude, when i was like 8 or something, i was on the floor .. on my back, trying to see my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. and i was sucking air in with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. and farting it out.. when my brother walked in on me.. and i lost control of my stomach and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turd popped out and landed on my chest
#48732 +(195)- [X]<FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat

<milenko> hmm i dont think so

<milenko> you can lose fat

<milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY!
#53382 +(34)- [X]<nuance> er s/./,

<cherub> don't forget to s/0,5/0.5/!

<nuance> regexp nazi

<cherub> s/nazi/victim/
#61272 +(162)- [X]<Yora> *dryly* you arent paying for it and the company doesnt make money off you playing, what would you call it?

<FireIsFun> Grand Theft Data
#62365 +(334)- [X]<Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said it'd be great for guys to carry the replica ♥♥♥♥♥ in their pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol

<punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase "axe mark"
#68626 +(122)- [X]<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl

<@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh

<+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN!

<+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT!

<Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh

<MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"
#79963 +(242)- [X]<_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P

<_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P

<_Cyan_> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new
#80771 +(12)- [X]<MrAce> I Need An IRCop To Send A Global Message For Me. About My New Channel!! #TeenChatPlace
#82153 +(-21)- [X]<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah

<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy

<soul|FL> shes 64
#84373 +(271)- [X]<slippy> wtf is this ♥♥♥♥ on bbc1

<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?

<slippy> don't fight with the americans?

<slippy> hrhrhr

<doggie^> hahah

<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue

<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up

<slippy> lol

<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks

<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"

<doggie^> hahaha
#106864 +(201)- [X]<Alice> damn the man, save the empire!

<Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-)

<Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman
#137523 +(286)- [X]<@ryan> theres acpi crap in my kernel

<@jon^c> eat more fiber
#139025 +(1539)- [X]<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great.

<Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me.

<Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me.

<Neji-Sama> It's like, wow.

<Neji-Sama> ♥♥♥♥!

<Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.-

<JapanAir900> ...

<Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH
#155199 +(1122)- [X]<NellagnehC> My computer's so fast it finishes an infinite loop in 5 minutes.
#243279 +(320)- [X]<Hamhocks> if taking a huge ♥♥♥♥ is anything like playing chess, consider me the next gary kasparov

<WallOfInsanity> then I shall be deep blue and defeat you with my efficient machine-like bowel movements.
#303011 +(681)- [X]<quik-silver> You know, life really IS like a box of chocolates

<quik-silver> A cheap, meaningless gift that noone ever asks for
#309343 +(1709)- [X]<TheShadowHunter> I wish I wore an eyepatch

<TheShadowHunter> itd give me that air of mystery that the ladies find irresistible

<Saria> Ahahaha

<Saria> Wtf

<Saria> Yeah, eyepatches totally up teh sekz0r fact0r

<TheShadowHunter> psssh you say that now

<TheShadowHunter> but wait till youre milling around at a party

<TheShadowHunte"