"#32 +(1587)- [X]<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.

<Spidey> they do, goemon

<Goemon> damn.

<Goemon> my mom must have dropped

<Goemon> me
#415 +(373)- [X]<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday

<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.

<gloone> or a stapler

<gloone> that's what i have here.
#1075 +(334)- [X]<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.

<acestus> You might as well run EMACS.
#1328 +(1694)- [X]<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
#2121 +(611)- [X]*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog

<atnnn> hi

<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN

<Wy4tt> VK_RTM

<atnnn> and minus?

<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM

<atnnn> i can't find it
#2371 +(102)- [X]<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year
#3268 +(454)- [X]<DrWoody> lol wtf...  I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On  A Date] from MOM"
#7421 +(207)- [X]<WargasM> i like chocolate

<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies

<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
#7820 +(229)- [X]<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
#8227 +(232)- [X]*** Adee is now known as Elvis

<Elvis> Ah huh huh..

<Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :)

<Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet...

*** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: )

<Electric> It worked!
#8294 +(225)- [X]<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you

<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare

<tytyt> there are support group for that

<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
#8942 +(501)- [X]<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.
#9915 +(362)- [X]<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.

<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing

<ender> Jag: ROFL!

* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling....

<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
#10284 +(1167)- [X]<AnalInvasion> my ♥♥♥♥ is so big it has feet

<NinjaInThePants> my ♥♥♥♥ is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my ♥♥♥♥.
#11148 +(444)- [X]Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)

Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^

Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
#12158 +(294)- [X]<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas?

<BlakHawc> A simple one:  be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller.

<Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out?

<BlakHawc> Jarp:  Well, only if you're a toon.  Otherwise, you're pretty much ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#14647 +(272)- [X]<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash

      dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into

      the recycling bin.
#14788 +(188)- [X]<s___> nair is scary

<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store

<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
#16991 +(311)- [X]<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours a day ally^ :P

<ally^> i know

<ally^> i could be doing something else

<ally^> like sucking ♥♥♥♥
#22978 +(295)- [X]<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn.
#27628 +(200)- [X]<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes

<Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo

<Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
#36723 +(413)- [X]<carrot_> blast

<S|eeper> blast???

<carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word

<Audio> Mine is blowfish

<S|eeper> mine is ♥♥♥♥

<S|eeper> oh wait
#40572 +(342)- [X]<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000 Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain.

<Kyle> Run for the hills, boy.

<Kyle> Run for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hills.
#40582 +(8)- [X]<Isengard> the www is BOOOOOORING!

<Isengard> ah.. no.... there's life in the old dog yet!
#42402 +(300)- [X]<Enderski> redheads are nuts

<Badtz> I like my girls nuts
#45288 +(299)- [X]<Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST

<Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle

<Spooky42> its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross
#47118 +(364)- [X]* |taint| brushes qcommand hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss.

<|taint|> omfg wrong one!

<|taint|> =(((((

<qcommand> OMG

<Garak> LOL!!!

<|taint|> !!!!!

<Garak> ROFL!!

<|taint|> gah

<|taint|> rofl stfu =(

<qcommand> i feel strange

<Deena> eeewwwwww.......

<|taint|> rofl

<Deena> grossss.....

<|taint|> i hit the wrong one damnit!

<SCORPION> lol

<SCORPION> Q has been tainted
#48933 +(0)- [X]<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?
#51256 +(169)- [X]<@Toys> i got allways with wings in the mail today

<@Toys> it comes with dry weave, and wings, and optional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sunroof <@Toys> i tried one on and i didn't feel CONFIDENT

<@Toys> i felt WORRIED as ♥♥♥♥

<@Toys> i'm using them for coffee filters now
#55852 +(210)- [X]<gadget73> Oracle gave out bobble head dolls of thier CEO to thier employees for Christmas

<gadget73> i want one, as well as a Richard Stallman and Bill Gates one, then I could have mock discussions about ♥♥♥♥
#56714 +(139)- [X]<Verlaine> That Walmart commercial where they say they are giving free shopping sprees to needy kids and the lady starts to cry at the end is making me nauseous.

<Verlaine> I need someone to share in my outrage.

<kalista> you could turn off the tv

<kalista> that way you never have to see that commercial again.

<Verlaine> But then I would never know what stores not to shop at.
#64118 +(711)- [X]<DunSnukIn> im starting to think aol isnt as good as they say
#65677 +(564)- [X][12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms

[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.

[12:54] <KeeperX> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
#81973 +(501)- [X]<dsfsadfa> do you guys know what would be even cooler than the death of bush?

<SaberRider> an iraq victory ?

<SaberRider> (which is very unlikely)

<dsfsadfa> orange flavored pepsi

<Keltosh-ill> ...

<Iraq> Whoa...

<Iraq> That'd be awesome!

<dsfsadfa> i told you
#86049 +(33)- [X]<Squinky> Where the hell is sumez.

<Jim> Using an anonymous vagina, as are most Danish guys.

<Squinky> Do they not have VD there or something?

<Jim> They are VD.

<Squinky> So it's really Danish guys ravaging my penis right now?

<Jim> Most likely...Did you stick it into a Danish girl?

<Squinky> I think I used a breakfast danish to masturbate the other day...

<Jim> Pff, obviously that's what it is.

<Jim> You're supposed to use AMERICAN pie.
#103102 +(515)- [X]<Taiken> A TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED!

<Shempo"