"#519 +(1806)- [X]<smcn> one of these days

<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons

<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
#888 +(945)- [X]<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life
#2014 +(564)- [X]<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much
#2268 +(605)- [X]<ScratGOD> dude some guy was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my ♥♥♥♥. I got up and said "what the ♥♥♥♥, do you think im gay or something?"
#2471 +(268)- [X]<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?
#3498 +(239)- [X]<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);
#3749 +(263)- [X]<Mir> I'm based on a true story

<eldee> mir: what book? kamasutra for ♥♥♥♥♥? :)

<Mir> no....

<Mir> not a book

<Mir> I'm based on the Story of Dave. The guy that was.

<eldee> the guy that was _____? (gay?)

<eldee> bwahahhaa

<boozie> hahaha

<Mir> no

<Mir> the guy that was.   theres no more words, I put the . in there.

<eldee> dang

<eldee> he's right.

<eldee> punctuation's a ♥♥♥♥♥

<boozie> poop
#4304 +(281)- [X]<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me

<K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise

<K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson
#4751 +(270)- [X]<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.

<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i ♥♥♥♥ myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.
#4881 +(276)- [X]<reuben> send me a picture of you.

<{Elmo}> no scanner

<reuben> get one.

<{Elmo}> no $$

<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her
#7174 +(391)- [X]<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
#7699 +(341)- [X]<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?

<_8ight> yeah. screws.
#8750 +(452)- [X]<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul

<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup

<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
#9973 +(612)- [X]mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.

Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'
#14195 +(189)- [X]<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me

<tika> s'ok.. we're used to it
#14260 +(514)- [X]<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date

<GunnX> :)

<GunnX> door knob fell off

<GunnX> those were the days

<polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob?
#16712 +(873)- [X]<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd

<Deke> so Cass started cleaning up, since she found out that people're

<Deke> coming over

<Deke> and found 2 20GB drives in the couch

<Deke> most people find coins

<Deke> we find disk drives
#16796 +(33)- [X]<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D

<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?

<Vash> eh?

<Samin> there the best kind
#17871 +(156)- [X]<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!

<Anton> is a good death metal track
#20064 +(371)- [X]<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up cuz i scanned my nuts.
#21521 +(309)- [X]<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<
#22420 +(72)- [X]digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm

DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.

digitaltrip: yup

DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?

digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe

digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
#23397 +(814)- [X]<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey

<Munkey> looks worse

<MuNkEy`> no way

<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it

<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase

<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?

<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
#23879 +(458)- [X]<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house

<Tyr> yea ladies, watch out

<Tyr> he might steal ur men :p
#26590 +(732)- [X]<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today.

<Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online...

<Greywolf2001ca> ....♥♥♥♥
#27462 +(72)- [X]<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p

<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.
#28049 +(635)- [X]Statik : are you going to sleep?

Statik : I need to get off so my sister can go to sleep

Statik : um...I didn't mean it like that >:(
#33889 +(121)- [X]<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt and unreadable.  Please run the Chkdsk utility."

<Holden> Uh-oh

<Holden> That can't be good.

<Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is telling me I need to do it again.

*** Holden (~Joe@24.43.60.121) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#38062 +(337)- [X]<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#40187 +(451)- [X]<Error_404> i swear to god... the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come out of the closet...
#40353 +(351)- [X]*** Ashy_Boy has joined #rpgfan

<KeeperX> ashton: http://www.goatse.cx

<Ashy_Boy> ?

* KeeperX waits

<Ashy_Boy> (^#*&#(*^$*&^$#(*&^#(*&^$(*&^#(*&

<KeeperX> BAHAHAHHAHA

<Ashy_Boy> ♥♥♥♥ YOU
#52029 +(176)- [X]<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other
#56776 +(164)- [X]<pneumatic> i look out one window and it's sunny and nice.. the other windows.. grey, gloomy.

<autistk> other windows = windows 2000?
#75720 +(572)- [X]<KANG> you know you're bored when you boot up ad-aware 5.8 and 6.0 and watch them race
#81920 +(104)- [X]<meatpuppet> is there like a special procedure for making sure that the porno dvds come back clean?

<meatpuppet> im that much less likely to borrow dvd porn from my local video store now
#85864 +(214)- [X]<+LS|Krylar> how much caffeine does it take before u get the shakes?

<+void_> that depends on how strong you want the shakes to be
#100524 +(215)- [X]<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?"

<boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like "i'm doing computer science, I  HAVE NO FRIENDS
#128577 +(1245)- [X]<Sumezworking> I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach..

<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks
#128793 +(787)- [X]·FightinCatholic· When i realized the sims had a better life than me

·FightinCatholic· I quit
#138640 +(345)- [X]<Insomniak> so anyways

<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip

<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag

<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning

<Insomniak> i was running late

<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school

<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me

<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"

<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"

<Insomniak> "no"

<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"

<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
#153529 +(321)- [X]<BobXP> imagine if computers were like genes

<BobXP> they'd all be different and not quite work right

<@backdrifts> computers like genes / defective and failure prone / dude, you got"