"#1309 +(301)- [X]~ TwinWork is craving chinese

(TwinWork) any asian girls in here?
#1532 +(-93)- [X]<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere

<mydgear> every beat sounds the same

<diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same
#1580 +(423)- [X]<no_soul> i snorted Ajax

<no_soul> i almost died
#2121 +(611)- [X]*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog

<atnnn> hi

<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN

<Wy4tt> VK_RTM

<atnnn> and minus?

<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM

<atnnn> i can't find it
#4182 +(325)- [X]<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass

<Object> that's just harsh

<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed
#4352 +(262)- [X]<Khrosscpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way ahead of you.
#5274 +(424)- [X]<Gnuspice> ♥♥♥♥, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
#7966 +(254)- [X](CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.

(CitizenC): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.

(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.
#11624 +(100)- [X]Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers

Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist

Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive masturbation to get your wrist in shape!
#14531 +(28)- [X]<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen

<splice> sounds like your sex life
#16267 +(601)- [X]<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart

<MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something

<mrwhite> hahahahhaha

<MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too

<mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and ♥♥♥♥ your pants

<MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg

<MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here
#21521 +(309)- [X]<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<
#22040 +(173)- [X]<isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba

<isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else?

<NickBlasta> no white people

<isajeep> no nick

<isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule
#27494 +(112)- [X]< Logik-> jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ this lag!

< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds

< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram

< cristib> your RAM is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lagging?

< cristib> that's deep
#27823 +(576)- [X]* m4z3` kicks dalnet

* Quits: m4z3` (maze@216.206.242.213) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ()))

<Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back
#42256 +(413)- [X]<[Frank]> -=- Frank's Radio -=- 166.90.143.148:17714 -=- Now Playing: Terra Branford Theme - Piano STYLE! :D -=- Always Taking Requests!

<`Frieza> i request you go get hit by a car
#44638 +(303)- [X]cranky> I upgraded to the internet 8.0 as soon as AOL released it
#58191 +(29)- [X]*** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL

<@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then.

<@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays
#59633 +(3)- [X]barra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan?

Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes

barra: what?

Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan

barra: how?

Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: sign up
#59788 +(298)- [X]<+sysys> i could tell you if WINDOWS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ME didn't crash

<+sysys> er

<+sysys> WINDOWS ME

<+sysys> that didnt come out right

<@spacemank> LOL
#64854 +(175)- [X]<Gobi> know what's better than pasta?

<Feat> pornography

<Gobi> more pasta!

<Gobi> ...and that

<Feat> porn pasta?

<Gobi> porno-getti

<Feat> ravi-hole-ey

<Feat> hmm

<Gobi> hmm indeed

<Gobi> heh heh heh

<Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada and make billions off their unspent student loans!
#66208 +(460)- [X]<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.

<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
#74578 +(370)- [X]<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually resurrect a crashed database server
#75229 +(190)- [X]<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC

<Fenix> program?

<Josh> yees

<Fenix> im not using one
#78835 +(386)- [X]<+MrCuban-> File Server Online Trigger:« @ILOVETHECOCK » Sends:«0» Queues:«0/15» MOTD: -= over 75gig of gay porn !!! =- —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—

<@Ostritch-> @ILOVETHECOCK

<scissors> Hahaha your a gay lover

« Ostritch- » ?

« Ostritch- » no i wanted to erm

« Ostritch- » download porn

« Ostritch- » for a friend of a friend

« Ostritch- » who has a gay

« Ostritch- » cousin

<scissors> LOL
#82227 +(250)- [X]<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D

<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones

<Bizznatch> LMAO

<Bizznatch> 0WN3D

<xanax`> hehe

<idiot> bah
#82239 +(212)- [X]<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse

<TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week
#83663 +(124)- [X]<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\

<Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape
#94315 +(754)- [X]<Flora Fairie> - I need some advice about men

<Shadowdean> - Swallow
#96486 +(608)- [X]<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want important backed up like work docs and stuff, then zip it all up, encrypt it, then rename it to a porn name .avi and put it into kazaa!
#107384 +(107)- [X]Mayor of your Brain: I weasled out of going to my cousin's graduation ;)

C_Caillavet: you rule

C_Caillavet: But what if you missed out on punch and pie?

Mayor of your Brain: ♥♥♥♥ them, I got meatloaf
#111050 +(523)- [X]<tragic> canada is basically USA Expansion Pack
#111167 +(176)- [X]- #sex unable to join channel (invite only)
#167731 +(904)- [X]TrivBaby: QUESTION:  1992 - what did the church of england allow women to become?

catman1229: men

destinatas: priests

destinatas: clergy

ZaDaRoN: members

LmRiVaRaT: sluts

QuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat

LmRiVaRaT: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

destinatas: queens

LmRiVaRaT: hoes

ZaDaRoN: divorced

LmRiVaRaT: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

dbcpool: voters
#222549 +(1065)- [X]<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java?

<+x24> ask again later
#237959 +(343)- [X](Nero6) I like how you have to be 18 to enter a porno site, but the "you must be 18 to enter" page is covered with nothing but nude women
#241368 +(508)- [X]<Continuity> EVERY TIME YOU LEECH A GAME, GOD KILLS AN RIIA EMPLOYEE

<east> that wouldn't work

<east> the RIAA would've been eradicated a long time ago

<Curry> they just throw a specimen back to the spawning vats

<Curry> *spoof* instant employees

<Outrider> LOL RIAA RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________________^
#308049 +(1240)- [X]<Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head
#342596 +(1587)- [X]<Calvinosaur> You missed philosophy class today, huh?

<71mm34> yeh

<Calvinosaur> You know how Mr. Warren's policy is to read all the passed notes out loud to the entire class?

<71mm34> no ive never expereinced it

<Calvinosaur> Well, we really threw him for a loop today ...

<Calvinosaur> Josh passed a note that made it around the whole class before Mr. W caught it.

<Calvinosaur> Mr. W read it, walked out the door, and came back in ten seconds later.

<Calvinosaur> We were in stitches at this point.

<71mm34> wat did it say

<Calvinosaur> "Mr. W's fly is open."
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