How to roll a fat doink

A guide on how to roll a fat doink that you can smoke in Amish carefully crafted by the Doink Maestro himself, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jones

👌 Definition of a Doink/Doinkie 👌

First you must know the definition of a 'Doink' to be a 'Doinkmaestro'.

Doinkie


A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).
We smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps.

E.g "Homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big azz doinkie"
Or
"Big azz blunt, that's a doinkmeister".

👀 How to craft a 'Doinkie' 👀

To roll a fat and i mean fat, doink you've got to get the basics down.

You gotta get yourself a tree legally or illegally and grind that chopper down in yo homeboy's grinder.

Secondly you gotta get yourself some paper. place down a medium sized rectangle of your paper and sprinkle your magic dust in a line horizontally.

Thirdly my apprentice, you've got to roll it.

Start off by bending the paper back and fourth, like an accordion, bout halfway up the crutch. Make the width of each fold about as wide as you'd like but in this case you want a fatty so you gonna make the fold, fat.



But slow down g, you gotta make sure you dont crease them edges otherwise you will make the doink go to waste and no real g want's that.

💯How to light a Doink💯

The final frontier of becoming a full fledged doink maestro.

Grab your doink and light that tree up in Amish

The End

I'm afraid it is my time to go, carry on the legacy of doink craftsmanship.

Enjoy your Doink, Maestro.

Gang.

[JB]

rip doink man himself, king dave

[Kane]

Well doink man died, rip yung king james doinks in amish

[Wig Smoke]

DO NOT FUCK GOATS AT 3:00 AM!!! (SCARY) MUST WATCH!!!

[Rydo]

Instructions Unclear: My profile pic turned into a shitty Tentacion meme.

[allison]

instructions unclear couldnt stop making the same stupid joke

[JB]

o shit

[_]

Instructions unclear, did a ritual to satan.

[funny money]

i watched smokin big ol doints in amish before it was cool

[Morgue]

Instructions unclear, made an instructions unclear comment.

[NoahZ]

Instructions unclear, rolled a condom and slipped right on my penis then brang me ALL the way to a girl then to rape her, then to prison we go!