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How to roll a fat doink

By JB

A guide on how to roll a fat doink that you can smoke in Amish carefully crafted by the Doink Maestro himself, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jones

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Languages: English

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Oct 12, 2017 @ 9:54am

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Guide Index

Overview

👌 Definition of a Doink/Doinkie 👌

👀 How to craft a 'Doinkie' 👀

💯How to light a Doink💯

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👌 Definition of a Doink/Doinkie 👌

First you must know the definition of a 'Doink' to be a 'Doinkmaestro'.

Doinkie

A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).
We smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps.

E.g "Homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big azz doinkie"
Or
"Big azz blunt, that's a doinkmeister".

👀 How to craft a 'Doinkie' 👀

To roll a fat and i mean fat, doink you've got to get the basics down.

You gotta get yourself a tree legally or illegally and grind that chopper down in yo homeboy's grinder.

Secondly you gotta get yourself some paper. place down a medium sized rectangle of your paper and sprinkle your magic dust in a line horizontally.

Thirdly my apprentice, you've got to roll it.

Start off by bending the paper back and fourth, like an accordion, bout halfway up the crutch. Make the width of each fold about as wide as you'd like but in this case you want a fatty so you gonna make the fold, fat.