How to get PTSD

A guide for newcomers who wants to enjoy getting PTSD get the full experience of the game.
Or for veterans who wants to have a laugh at the newcomers.

Do you already have PTSD ?

If you are here, you either know what's going to happen, or don't know and still think of yourself as a tough man (or woman).
In either case, before proceeding, I recommend you watch this video:

Do you feel bad, sick or feeling fear invading your whole body ?
CONGRATULATIONS ! You have PTSD. You already enjoyed the full Alternative experience, and this guide will be useless for you.

Do you feel nothing ?
GOOD NEWS ! You will be able to enjoy the full Alternative experience. Just follow this guide.

Preparing yourself

So, you are feeling tough, and want to go through ML Alternative so you can say : "I DID IT !"
Good for you.
Follow those simple steps :

STEP 1

Get comfy. It's really important.
I don't care about the way you do it, that could be a only a good chair, isolating yourself, getting snacks. Whatever. GET COMFY.

STEP 2

Full screen
Headphones

The more you can get into it, the better.

STEP 3

Play MuvLuv EXTRA and Unlimited.
You probably already did it, but they are always some people who don't.
You can also complete all the routes to get to know the characters even more. And yes, I know : "Lacrosse arc".



Are you done ?
Good, now you can start Alternative.

Reading the VN.

So here you are, you started the VN and enjoying it. You like how Takeru does things to change his future and maybe save the world, how he experiences new things, like real combat.
But it's not always so good, because our hero isn't perfect and can fail too, but there are always people to talk to him and get his morale up and ...

CHOMP

CHOMP

Taking a break

I think I don't even have to write about it, and you already took it anyway.

Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

You came back, fresh from your break, ready to continue Takeru's adventures. Thinking nothing like what happened can happen again.

But you are wrong.

It has only begun.

And it will not stop.

Oh no.

IT WILL NOT STOP.

CONGRATULATIONS

You now have PTSD.

Now you can truly say you went through hell.

[Valikdu]

there can be no hope in this hell
no hope at all

[Homuhomu]

Madoka was probably inspired by MLA, as well as the general setting of Attack on Titan. Amazing how a VN influenced two mega-franchises.

[daruna 日本語を勉強中]

decided to follow this guide, here are the results!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278153869635223552/374789991441629185/it_just_wouldnt_stick.jpg

[Ariko]

So..yeah. Chomp followed by chomp the sequel in one sitting.

[GorbySpoutnik]

I've learned to recognize that video right away. It got me once. ONCE. THE PAIN.

Also if you decide to re-read Extra you'll notice that this sound plays VERY early. Fak you Âge

[Pyrologicas]

You cannot spell rage without age...

[OJ191]

This may be a semi-meme guide, but it could be worth pointing out that 2 of the routes have drama fitting the crazy amount of focus put on the lacrosse arc and 1 of them completely ignores the lacrosse tournament

[threepwood007]

10/10 would read entire trilogy all over again just to sad

[Olden_bread]

Perfect guide bruh