王牌英雄战斗时都在说些啥 泰德 麦克佩恩篇

啦啦啦，窝翻译的肯定没有吐司皮姐姐那么好，凑合一下啦

前言

本指南几乎所有内容来源wiki，语音可以去wiki听
https://awesomenauts.gamepedia.com/Awesomenauts_Wiki

背景故事

诶这时候有的小伙伴会问了，明明游戏里面有背景故事为什么还要有这一章节呢。
这是因为啊，麻瓜大猩猩汉化的时候背景故事阉割了不少，要看完整版背景故事，请认准数学https://tieba.baidu.com/p/2760459840 （沉痛缅怀）

唱歌

Chorus (x2):
(Ted Mc Pain)
True heroes never fade away.
(Goes insane)
Got no pants on, still he looks okay.
End Chorus

Standing on the corner,
he's ready to be bold
Finger on the trigger,
his legs are kinda cold.

He's feeling like reborn,
like everything is new.
Now things are coming back,
a kind of deja vu, cause he is...

Chorus (X2)

There's no need to alter,
he's ready for the ride.
Thanks to his friend Voltar,
restored in all his pride.

And now again so strong,
just how he used to be.
His stars and striped thong,
do make him feel so free...
...'Cause he is:

Chorus (x2)
泰德 麦克佩恩，真正的英雄从不逝去
陷入疯狂 ，不穿裤子，看着还行
站在角落里，准备莽一波
手指放在扳机上，腿还有点冷
他感觉重获新生，一切崭新无比
事儿又回来了，一种熟悉的感觉，因为他是：
上面内段合唱
没有必要改变，准备骑乘！
感谢沃尔塔，恢复了他所有骄傲
又是如此强壮，就像过去一样
他那有星星和条纹的一套，让他感觉如此~自由~
因为他是：

嘲讽

• "Say, what? Again?"
  你™再说一次what！
  ------低俗小说里的梗，原内容是一个人问另一个人问题，第二个人一直what？what？然后第一个人说了这句话
  
• "I had the perfect line for this moment... But I forgot it."
  这波我有个骚的...可我给忘了！
  
• "Get your tickets to the gun show."
  拿上去枪展的票
  
• "This is war, son! Get a real gun!"
  这是战争，儿砸！拿把真家伙
  ------TF2里士兵的台词

求助

• "Bullets! My only weakness..."
  子弹！窝唯一的弱点
  ------寻堡奇遇里的梗，没看过具体不知道惹
  
• "Help? McPain don't need help! Uh... please?"
  救援？麦克佩恩不需要救援！呃...拜托
  
• "Don't make me ragequit!"
  别让我生气的离开！（这个quit也可以理解为退游戏233333）

防守

• "Man up!"
  像个爷们一样！
  
• "We need to fall back!"
  撤退！
  
• "Back it up! Beep, beep!"
  回防！回！回！

进攻

• "Bring the pain!"
  带来痛苦！
  
• "Rock on!"
  牛气！
  
• "If we just rush in, we'll be fine!"
  窝们合理的杀进去，没事的！
  
• We have them surrounded, at least from this side."
  我们把对面包围了！至少从我们这边
  ------也是TF2里士兵的台词

买东西

• "Ted McPain is making it rain!"
  泰德麦克佩恩撒钱啦！
  
• "New content available? Yes!"
  新货？买！
  
• "Now, if only I could get some pants..."
  现在，窝要是能买条裤子就好了...
  
• "Free bullets? Why not?"
  免费子弹？为什么不要呢
  
• "Pants or guns? ...Guns!"
  裤子还是枪？...枪！（想起了被no pants no guns支配的恐怖）

回家

• "Back to the checkpoint!"
  回检查点！
  
• "Too much fun! Undies need changing."
  真好玩呀！该换胖次了
  
• "Where's my pants?"
  窝裤子呢？

选人

• "Kaboom, baby!"
  大爆炸我滴宝贝！
  ------星际争霸2里的单位 Marauder
  
• "No pain, no gain."
  舍不得裤子买不起枪不劳无获
  
• "I'm Ted McPain: One Man Army."
  我是泰德麦克佩恩：一个人的军队
  
• "Where's my pants?"
  窝裤子呢？

降落

• "Explosions. My favorite kind of entrance."
  爆炸！窝最喜欢的入场方式
  
• "Bringing out the big guns."
  拿出大枪来
  
• "Let's have a blast."
  来一场爆破
  ------星际争霸2里的Marauder
  
• "What I think about the war? I think we should win!"
  窝对战争的看法？我们应该赢！
  
• "Battle plan? I'll just stick to guns."
  战斗计划？射！
  
• "BAM!"
  bang！
  
  
  星爆图有一个特殊语音：
  "Starstorm station... Feels like coming home!"
  星际风暴空间站...像回家一样。死的！Ted最初就是星际风暴dlc里的英雄

杀人

• "That's what I'm talking about."
  窝就是要说这个！
  
• "Looks like I caught you with my pants down!"
  窝裤子都不用就把你抓了！（双关，pants down同时也是防备松散的意思）
  
• "P-p-p-p-p-p-power!"
  啪啪啪啪啪啪啪瓦！
  ------可能是netaTerry Crews

大杀特杀

• "You can hurt some people some of the time, but you can't hurt the king of pain!"
  没准你能打伤别人，但是打不了痛苦之王！
  
• "We got ourselves a stew going!"
  我们把自己给炖了！
  ------演员Carl Weathers在电视剧Arrested Development的台词
  
• "Smells like victory!"
  胜利的气息！
  
• "Ted McDonald had a gun. Boom-boom-boom-boom boom!"
  泰德麦克唐纳德有把枪，bongbongbongbongbong！
  ------来源于儿歌，没错就是内个被无数改编的咿呀咿呀呦，原句是麦克唐纳德有个农场（农场里有好多鸭子），呱呱呱呱呱
  
• "All aboard the McPain train! Choo-choo!"
  都上麦克佩恩的车！嘟嘟！
  ------可能和Cole Train，Gears of Wars系列有关，然而窝并不知道这是个啥

挨打

"Ow!"

"Argh!"

"Ahhh!"

"Ahhh!"

"Arghhh!"

"Ouch!"

"Ugh!"

"Ughhh!"

*High-pitched scream*
对哲♂学有研究的同学们不妨去wiki上听一听

死

• "Caught... with my pants down..."
  被抓了...裤子都没穿上
  
• "I'll be back."
  我会回来的
  ------终结者的台词
  
• "I shall respawn!"
  窝将重生！
  
• "Ted McSlain."
  泰德麦克~死
  
• "Oh no! My K/D!"
  天啊！我的KD比！

空袭

• "Special delivery!"
  酷爱递！
  
• "Nothing better than the smell of ozone in the morning!"
  早晨的臭氧最好闻！
  ------现代启示录里的台词Smell of napalm in the morning
  一般听到这俩语音我就要死了TAT

兴奋剂

*roar*
*roar* "Let's go!"
同挨打

切到冲锋枪

• "Heavy machine gun!"
  重机枪！
  ------可能和合金弹头有关
  
• "Full auto!"
  全自动！

使用冲锋枪

• "This is the dangerous end!"
  死路一条！
  
• "Ahhh, don't run!"
  啊，别跑！
  
• "Get some!"
  挨一些！
  
• "Rat-a-tat-tat, the sound of my gat!
  ta~ta~ta~ta~窝的枪声
  
• "Pow!"
  pao！

切到散弹枪

• "Shotgun!"
  散弹！
  ------可能和合金弹头有关

使用散弹枪

• "Boom, baby!"
  
• "Kapow!"
  
• "Kaboom!"
  
• "Reloading!"
  （悄悄偷懒）

彩蛋台词

击杀ted

• "There's only one real Ted McPain!"
  只有一个泰德麦克佩恩！

击杀58

• *gasp* "Ha! Take that, you tin can!"
  哈哈，拿着，你这个马口铁罐子
  
• "You infiltrate, I disintegrate!"
  你侵入，窝粉碎（58的是个间谍机器人）

击杀萨满

• "Where are your spirits now, Skree?"
  现在你的神灵呢，萨满？
  
• "It's time to meet your new idol, Skree!"
  见你的神灵吧，萨满！
  
• "Skree got in for a long day. A loong day."
  萨满步入了漫长的一天，慢~长
  ------可能和一个叫Terry Tate: Office Linebacker的广告有关

我也不知道是什么台词

• "The Starstorm is upon us!"
  
• "The Starstorm is here!"
  
• "New music!"
  
• "New music!"
  
• "Early access available now!"

插一段

剩下3个皮肤每个都有自己的语音，太多我就不搬了（窝又买不起皮肤QAQ）
海盗唱歌很好听，最后搬一下

船长相关

皮肤背景

Captain McPain was a feared pirate throughout the seven galaxies. The man was well-known for his stature, his ability to carry around a full-sized cannon by himself, and his skill in actually firing the thing. He boarded many shipping vessels, claimed some booty, and distributed it fairly amongst his crew. He was as much a gentlemen as he was a fearsome rogue.

But disaster struck when one day he boarded a vessel operated by the Order of Popae Monks. When one of the monks was accidentally sucked out of the airlock, The Grand Space Butterfly took offense and cursed the pirate and his crew. On that day, Captain McPain became a ghost that would forever haunt the shipping lanes throughout the Galaxy. A haunting visage that strikes fear into those that travel the void!
麦克佩恩船长是遨游在七大星洋间的海盗。因他的身材，随身携带全口径大炮的能力，以及实用的射击技巧闻名。他登上了不少船，夺走了一些战利品，并公平地分给船员们。他是一位绅士同时也是一个可怕的恶棍。

但是灾难来袭了，一天他登上了一艘由 the Order of Popae Monks（Popae僧侣的秩序，是蝴蝶隶属的种族）驾驶的船。当一个僧侣意外的被气舱吸出的时候，空间大蝴蝶进攻并诅咒了海盗和他的船员。那一天，麦克佩恩船长变成了永远萦绕着银河系航道的幽灵。挥之不去的脸，将恐惧深深地注入那些旅行于虚空的人。

唱歌

Chorus
Captain Mc Pain
sails the seven galax-seas
he's making casualties

He wont restrain
And you won't run him a rig
Or you will dance the hempen jig
End Chorus

I was a little scallywag
Ever since that I was born
Day and night I stole and snagged
Until the early morn'

I started as a bilge rat
But that didn't last long
A pirate's what your looking at
So listen to my song

Cause he is:

(Chorus)

Don't ye ever risk it
You'll be a delicious dish
I cleave ye to the brisket
and feed ye to the fish.

I'm stealing that I snatch this
I'm proudly so to say
So batten down the hatches
A storm is on its way

The lookout in the crow's nest
My trustful young recruit
He saw a mighty treasure chest
With a motherload of loot

I let them know that we are here
Run a shot across the bow
Cause I'm thee mighty Boo-caneer
And I'll say Yo Ho Hoo!

Cause he is:
麦克佩恩船长
航行于七大星洋
造成伤亡
他从不制止
你不会让他有一个帆，要不就等着跳吉格舞吧（海盗黑话，上绞刑架的意思）

窝是个无赖
从出生时候起
日日夜夜偷偷抢抢
直到第二早
从舱底的小老鼠做起
但是时间并不久
你看到的海盗啊~
听我唱唱歌
因为他是：
（合唱）
汝等不要冒险，你们会变成可口的鱼
切开你们胸膛，然后拿去喂鱼
偷偷抢抢，得意地喊
关好舱门，风暴来袭！
瞭望台上的守卫，窝信赖的新兵蛋子
看见一个大宝箱，和一片分赃的国度
让他们知道我们在这，横穿船头射击
因为我是电竞毒瘤，我还会说 YO HO HOO！
因为他是：

彩蛋台词

这个皮肤遇到其他海盗主题的皮肤会有隐藏台词，窝就不搬啦你们自己看去吧

你知道么

这个环节也有点多，窝说几个重要的吧
“钛”德皮肤最开始是这样的








因为长得太像星际争霸2里的 Jim Raynor，所以被大猩猩换成了这样








并且给所有买了皮肤的玩家退款了，之后又仔细画了一下，改成了现在这样

在星爆地图中可以找到ted的裤子，试一试？

[你的角色很赖 而我好评如潮]

窝马上开学了，再回来估计你都弄完了

[Tsupy]

你珍的很努力。
我鸽了挺久的了，可能八月底才有时间弄。

[R.Kyle]

第一！