Calm luh guy + rep

how many cars can i park in my butthole?

basic constraints:

Your ass: soft, made of meat, designed for… not that.

A car: metal box, weighs more than your entire body, has corners, physics, etc.

Result if attempted: internal bleeding, organ rupture, death, and a very awkward medical report.

So the mathematically precise, medically accurate answer:

Max safe number of cars you can park in your butthole: 0