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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 3:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 6:03am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 5:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:08am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 9:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 10:50am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 7:16am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 1:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 8:41am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 6:52am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 7:47am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 4:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:11am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 11:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:23am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 11:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 1:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 6:03am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 9:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 1:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 1:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:01am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 9:56am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 3:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 11:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 12:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:10am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 9:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 11:05am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:37am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 4:20am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 11:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:58am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 3:15am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 8:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 2:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 3:16am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 7:46am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 2:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 7:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:54am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 2:50am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:48am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 7:57am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 4:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 12:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 8:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 9:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 2:29am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:31am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:01pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:14am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 5:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 12:04am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 11:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 5:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 7:16am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 8:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:41am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:00am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 12:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:15am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 12:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:59am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 4:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:11am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 10:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 11:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 7:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:04am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2022 @ 4:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:00pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 7:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 11:20am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 4:30am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 10:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 12:11am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 5:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 12:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:27am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 12:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:10am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:54am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 12:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 2:16am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:39am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:39am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:47am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 7:48am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 7:44am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:20am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2022 @ 2:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 8:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 4:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:10am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:38am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:16pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:04pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:43am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 9:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 11:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 3:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:14am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 8:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:42am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 12:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 7:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 9:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 2:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:10am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 1:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 12:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:44am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 8:08am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 1:12am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 2:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 10:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 12:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:55pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:42am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:54am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:39am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:54am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:55am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:59am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:37am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 5:26am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 2:12am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:53am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2023 @ 12:59am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 6:21am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 8:28am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 5:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:37am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 6:19am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 8:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 1:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:52am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 1:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 1:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:45am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:54am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 12:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:55am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:51am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:04am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 8:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:31am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 3:43am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 1:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:15am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 12:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 11:43am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:59am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 4:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:42am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:49am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:55am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:05am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 12:44pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 10:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 4:38am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 11:52am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:28pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:28pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:19pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 8:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:15am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 7:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 11:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:57am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 2:16am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 3:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 3:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:32am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:28pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:09am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 12:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 11:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 11:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 7:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 12:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 4:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 12:14am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 12:14am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 1:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:11am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 12:34pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 4:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:58am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:05am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 3:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 11:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 11:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 7:46am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:58am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 12:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 3:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 7:34am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 12:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 5:01am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 7:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:49am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:02am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:02am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 3:20am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 6:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 5:22am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 10:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:53am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:50am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:25am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 11:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 11:58am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 3:33am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 5:33am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:41am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:41am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:07pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:01pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 8:04am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 11:06am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 12:30pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 5:32am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 6:03am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 9:23am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 6:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 8:38am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 11:58am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 8:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 10:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:41am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 11:43am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:59am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 1:14am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:42am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2022 @ 5:50am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 9:47am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 11:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2022 @ 2:35am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 11:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 11:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 11:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:29am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 12:15am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 12:17am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 10:37am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:42am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 11:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 1:16pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:39am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 11:24am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 3:36am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 11:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 4:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 9:30am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 12:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 4:08am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 4:45am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 2:00am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:47am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:07am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:43am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:10am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:50am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:09am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 1:44am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:25am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:40am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 5:40am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2023 @ 11:50am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 5:33am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 5:33am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 5:33am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:29am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 11:24am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 3:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:01am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:41am



Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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