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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 7:35am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:22pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 3:53pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:04pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 3:58pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:08pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:32pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:35pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:50pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:35pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:22pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:31pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:50pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 9:43am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 7:35am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:28am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 3:51pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 4:13pm



Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
591 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
591 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
11,656 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
5,273 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,209 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.