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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:14am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 1:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 1:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 1:04am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:41am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:12am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:32am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:14am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 1:04am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 7:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 4:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2022 @ 12:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 4:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 4:47am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 2:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 2:52am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:08am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 4:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 9:24pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 5:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:10pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2022 @ 12:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 7:44am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:51am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 1:04am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:14am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 7:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:13am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:38pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:09am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:17am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:13am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:23pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 7:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:14am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:15am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:00pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:29pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:02am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:02am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:02am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:02am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:04am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 5:08am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:08am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 4:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2022 @ 12:03am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 12:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:09pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:35pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:49pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:12am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:13am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 12:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 3:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:16pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 7:01am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 7:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 10:16pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 5:42am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 3:43am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:55pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 4:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 4:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 7:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:55pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 7:21am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 8:37pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:21pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:47pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 6:20pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:55pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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