• If I'm not online, that means I'm either sleeping or dead. Please respect my decision.
• I almost dropped my phone on the carpet, but luckily, I used my fast reflexes to smack it into the wall instead.
• Here for the lulz.
• I'm the reason why you can't have nice things.
• Too lazy to change this bio.
• Ew, people.
• I'm the most humble person.
• I'm not really here.
• If I don't respond, it means I'm ignoring you. So don't take it personally.