Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.

"This thing on?"

Murmurs of assent.

Clears throat again.

"Minecraft good."

The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.

"Fortnite..."

A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.

"Better."

Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.

I'd rather eat small fry's in junk junction with defaults than drink chug jugs in snobby shores with fake og's

dve tri lajne