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21 of 23 (91%) achievements earned:
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1991

Collect all the secret tapes
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The stones on this guy

Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Vicious

Fend off the police without being shot.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Tony Jones

Buy every newspaper
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:18pm

The Martian is a bad movie

Survive a full month on Mars.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Root Vegetables

Beat the game
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Old

Have over $9000
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Moriyama-san

Complete your record collection
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Good morning videogames!

Start a new game plus
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Two Baboons at once

Destroy two enemies at the same time
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 11:52am

Mr. Bean

Eat 5 bean types.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Nice

Have 69% hunger.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Well... this is low

Successfully rob a bike on the street
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Smarter than smoking

Never buy cigarettes.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:44pm

THIS is REAL fun

Chill for over an hour
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 1:22am

The absolute madman

Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 2:35pm

World’s fastest pizza

Take a pizza delivery job.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Aquaman talks to water, not fish

Buy fish from the fishermen
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 12:09pm

C.R.E.A.M.

Phone mom for a loan
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:49pm

I’m the Lebanese Rambo!

Eat a snack pack without throwing up
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 2:29pm



Hello, this is Pablo

Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.

Bean Machine

Eat all the bean types